And we care why?

can't say as I blame 'em

Hey if Hillary can dodge snipers

OK, I'll be the first.

KISS sucks. KISS has always sucked. fark KISS.

Spanky3woods: Hey if Hillary can dodge snipers

Those snipers must not be very good if they couldn't hit HER ass.

dammit, if they can save Santa, they should be able to handle Serbia.
Everyone knows militants are afraid of the screech of a guitar!!

Alright, I'm in Serbia right now, and it's safe as hell. This country gets a bad rap.

Crewmannumber6: Those snipers must not be very good if they couldn't hit HER ass.

She's so ugly even a sniper wouldn't take her out.

what a bunch of pussies. the part of the country they are playing isn't even near kosovo.

In other news, Sophine is smoking hot, and will be legally fapworthy in another couple of years

steevmit: Crewmannumber6: Those snipers must not be very good if they couldn't hit HER ass.

She's so ugly even a sniper wouldn't take her out.

OWNED

redshield3

Alright, I'm in Serbia right now, and it's safe as hell. This country gets a bad rap.

Seconded - I have been to Belgrade and felt safer there than, say, Washington DC. Don't let a group of hooligans using Kosovo independence as an excuse to make trouble make you think it's an unsafe, unstable place. It would be like a band canceling their show in the US because of a riot after a Red Sox game.

Kosovosculate my Serbian ass goodbye!

/got nuthing

FTFA:The Crazy Nights hitmakers...

Oh, those guys. I didn't know who they were talking about there for a second.

/Crazy Nights? Of all things Kiss, they went with Crazy Nights?
//I hate the trend in journalism where they feel the need to mention one item of an entertainer's work in the second paragraph, seemingly at random and apropos of nothing.
///And how they must preface all rock musicians' names with the word "rocker."

As long as they don't try to fly in with Hilary and Sinbad they should be fine.

/They're coming right at us

"SEE! I TOLD YOU THERE WERE SNIPERS THERE!"

Don't they hail from the country which leads the world in getting shot?

I'm sure those 5 Serbian fans will be very disappointed.

Bah. Frehley's Comet FTW! Ace fears no snipers!

"Gene's been shot! He's spitting blood!"

Kiss Kancel Koncert?

Good.

I don't know how they can tour anymore anyway, what with Ace being dead and all.

You Grandma loves Kiss

/Mullet humper

buttsmckracken: Kiss Kancel Koncert?


Good


Korrect.

Kan't Konceal Koncern?

Shouldn't the article headline read: World's Highest-Paid Kiss Tribute Band Cancel Serbian Concert ?

PAUL STANLEY IS DOWN! PAUL STANLEY IS DOWN!!!

ghoulie_mask - PAUL STANLEY IS DOWN! PAUL STANLEY IS DOWN!!!

Isn't that his normal state?

Kiss have always been the biggest hacks in the music biz.
any band who turns 1 phrase into a five minute song deserves to be shot

'i wanna rock and roll all night and party everyday,'
'i wanna rock and roll all night and party everyday,'
'i wanna rock and roll all night and party everyday,'
'i wanna rock and roll all night and party everyday,'
'i wanna rock and roll all night and party everyday,'
'i wanna rock and roll all night and party everyday,'
'i wanna rock and roll all night and party everyday,'
'i wanna rock and roll all night and party everyday,'
'i wanna rock and roll all night and party everyday,'
'i wanna rock and roll all night and party everyday,'
'i wanna rock and roll all night and party everyday,'
'i wanna rock and roll all night and party everyday,'
'i wanna rock and roll all night and party everyday,'
'i wanna rock and roll all night and party everyday,'
'i wanna rock and roll all night and party everyday,'
'i wanna rock and roll all night and party everyday,'
yea! thank you detroit!

You know the fact they wront a song for a fan that died back when was pretty admiable. And you say the suck with the rolling stones are still around? right.

What's the matter, the KISS Army can't handle it? They should send in Metallica's Metal Militia first.

/Whatever you do, don't send in the Nickleback Navy.

Well, I guess Gene is really little miss God of Thunder.

Ace Frehley's Ghost: Bah. Frehley's Comet FTW! Ace fears no snipers!

If the snipers want to Whatthefark: What's the matter, the KISS Army can't handle it? They should send in Metallica's Metal Militia first.

/Whatever you do, don't send in the Nickleback Navy.

There's a seamen joke in there somewhere.

Ace Frehley's Ghost: Bah. Frehley's Comet FTW! Ace fears no snipers!

If the snipers want to play this card game now
They're gonna play without an Ace in the deck!

Maybe they should send this guy instead:

whadda bunch of fairys!

You mean their costumes aren't some kind of body armor? My dreams have been dashed.