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(TMZ) Scary Toni Braxton: "Unbreak My Heart Attack"?   (tmz.com) divider line 22
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Diogenes [TotalFark] 2008-04-08 02:44:37 PM  
She sure is a cute little thing. Saw her here like 7 years ago.

I love the comments on TMZ. These people are expecting decency from a tabloid outlet.

I wish we could share with them the comments that will ensue here!

 
irockalot 2008-04-08 04:07:25 PM  
Stay classy TMZ.

 
srhp29 2008-04-08 04:09:27 PM  
I have had a crush on her for years and would do whatever I could to help unbreak her heart.

 
Jeezum Crow 2008-04-08 04:12:42 PM  
A few years ago my old boss had to have heart surgery for a life-long condition (he was 42 at the time). After the surgery the peritinium swelled with fluid and leaked through the surgical opening. The fluid was trapped under his skin and became infected, and started infecting his skin from underneath. He eventually was rushed into emergency surgery when he collapsed one day and the docs basically scooped out big divets of decaying skin from his torso. Fortunately, he recovered completely and is now A-OK...except for the divet scars. I call him Top-Flite if he gets too bossy.

 
cubsfan07 2008-04-08 04:17:53 PM  
srhp29: I have had a crush on her for years and would do whatever I could to help unbreak her heart.


Sorry, I was here first.

 
Unhip1 [TotalFark] 2008-04-08 04:21:43 PM  
Great voice, still hot...bad heart.
Get well soon!

 
Peaceboy [TotalFark] 2008-04-08 04:22:31 PM  
My dad went to her show at the Flamingo with a business group a couple months ago... they all were seated along the stage, and she came over, crouched down, and put his hand on her knee. He hasn't been quite the same since. It was either that show, or Bette Midler across the street... he chose well.

 
whconner4 2008-04-08 04:25:55 PM  
She has issues with her sack. I'm confused and uncomfortable now.

 
cubsfan07 2008-04-08 04:26:55 PM  
Peaceboy: My dad went to her show at the Flamingo with a business group a couple months ago... they all were seated along the stage, and she came over, crouched down, and put his hand on her knee. He hasn't been quite the same since. It was either that show, or Bette Midler across the street... he chose well.


Same thing happened with my father at a Sigfreid & Roy show. For some strange reason, he's been putting mayo on his hot dogs ever since. Weird.

 
Crewmannumber6 2008-04-08 04:35:50 PM  
Sounds like something a friend of mine had, he died when he was 22. He always lived like each day was his last, one day he was right.

 
Goonie_Goo_Goo 2008-04-08 04:44:24 PM  
My wife and I found ourselves seated beside her at a restaurant in Vegas right before her show was to begin in 2006.

T.I.T.T.S...tertiary interaction with the stars

 
Scurvy Dog 2008-04-08 04:52:13 PM  
But is she expected to breathe again?

/submitted with better headline

 
Moses To Sandy Koufax 2008-04-08 05:38:24 PM  
I'd hit it like the heart of an angry God.

 
DammitCatQuitJumpingOnMe 2008-04-08 05:43:44 PM  
Looks like someone flopped out.

 
tevya 2008-04-08 05:54:29 PM  
Pericarditis is not a hard attack. Pericarditis is an inflammation of the membrane that surrounds the heart, not an inflammation of the heart itself.

 
tevya 2008-04-08 06:25:39 PM  
tevya: Pericarditis is not a hard attack. Pericarditis is an inflammation of the membrane that surrounds the heart, not an inflammation of the heart itself.

And of course by "hard" I meant "heart."

Ha ha! That's what I get for correcting somebody else.

 
Blues_Fan 2008-04-08 09:07:52 PM  
Her Dad retired from the plant a while back.

Nice guy.

 
pvd021 2008-04-09 12:15:31 AM  
At her age and with her looks and features, I'm thinking cocaine overdose.

 
Atomic Spunk 2008-04-09 04:41:42 AM  
Blues_Fan: Her Dad retired from the plant a while back.

Nice guy.


Toni Braxton's dad had to work? He must have really pissed her off. Or he was one of those weird people that actually like their job.

 
pummisher 2008-04-09 07:29:35 AM  
I was in the hospital for two weeks in November 2007 due to Pericarditis. It's really very painful and apparently can feel like a heart attack. I'll find out when I get a heart attack, I guess. Anyway, I was on Morphine for the first three days.

The pain for me was like knives in my shoulders while a belt is tightened around my chest. The nurses was amazed I drove to emergency in that state.

Yadda yadda.

 
Ravens357 2008-04-09 10:06:17 AM  
cubsfan07: srhp29: I have had a crush on her for years and would do whatever I could to help unbreak her heart.


Sorry, I was here first.


Back off, man - she's mine and I'll fight to the death for her.
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/as long as my wife isn't around

 
Blues_Fan 2008-04-10 12:21:32 PM  
Atomic Spunk: Blues_Fan: Her Dad retired from the plant a while back.

Nice guy.

Toni Braxton's dad had to work? He must have really pissed her off. Or he was one of those weird people that actually like their job.


Worked until a coiuple of years ago.

He DID NOT wear jeans and a t shirt to work.

 
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