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(Bitten and Bound) Amusing Paul McCartney is one smart man. Wanna piss off your disgruntled ex-wife? Throw a tribute in honor of your first wife   (bittenandbound.com) divider line 64
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wildcardjack 2008-04-07 11:01:31 AM  
Well... That or start a campaign FOR landmines.

 
ElPresidente [TotalFark] 2008-04-07 11:55:53 AM  
There are very few people in this world whose face I would slap and not feel the slightest bit guilty about afterwards. Heather Mills is one of those people.

 
Moses To Sandy Koufax 2008-04-07 11:56:09 AM  
wildcardjack: Well... That or start a campaign FOR landmines.



Or out of control cop cars.

 
Dinobot 2008-04-07 11:57:42 AM  
He needs a Hero tag IMO

 
michaelgvh 2008-04-07 12:01:17 PM  
I bet Heather Mills is hopping mad.

(sorry)

 
lilygirl 2008-04-07 12:01:38 PM  
Elpresidente: There are very few people in this world whose face I would slap and not feel the slightest bit guilty about afterwards. Heather Mills is one of those people.

This

 
Brown Jenkems 2008-04-07 12:03:03 PM  
ElPresidente: There are very few people in this world whose face I would slap and not feel the slightest bit guilty about afterwards. Heather Mills is one of those people.

McCartney and Mills can both die in a fire. Why pay attention to either of them?

/fark the Beatles.

 
the voices in your head 2008-04-07 12:05:39 PM  
ElPresidente: There are very few people in this world whose face I would slap and not feel the slightest bit guilty about afterwards. Heather Mills is one of those people.

slapping anyone associated with PETA would be justified, tbh

 
phlegmography 2008-04-07 12:06:51 PM  
Brown Jenkems McCartney and Mills can both die in a fire. Why pay attention to either of them?

You've just done both, hypocrite.

/Peace
//Love
///etc.

 
xkillyourfacex 2008-04-07 12:06:52 PM  
Who is Paul McCartney?

 
Brown Jenkems 2008-04-07 12:08:25 PM  
phlegmography: Brown Jenkems McCartney and Mills can both die in a fire. Why pay attention to either of them?

You've just done both, hypocrite.


Shut it, hippy.

 
PhotoCindy 2008-04-07 12:09:28 PM  
Brown Jenkems: McCartney and Mills can both die in a fire. Why pay attention to either of them?

Just because Heather's leg is wooden doesn't mean you need to be inflammatory. But you're right. She would die. In a fire. Probably quicker.

 
phlegmography 2008-04-07 12:10:03 PM  
xkillyourfacex Who is Paul McCartney?

He invented the prenuptial agreement.

He is also a musician.

 
Hosebag [TotalFark] 2008-04-07 12:18:51 PM  
wildcardjack: Well... That or start a campaign FOR landmines.

Or campaign in support of seal clubbing.

 
Sarcastica75 [TotalFark] 2008-04-07 12:23:10 PM  
Is it wrong that I want to run over her good leg?

/I don't think so.

 
Kuta 2008-04-07 12:25:01 PM  
And When The Cupboards Bare
I'll Still Find Something There With My Love...

 
carmody 2008-04-07 12:29:04 PM  
Ignore Brown Jenkems. The guy huffs fermented feces before posting for maximum effect.

 
Rose Red 2008-04-07 12:37:24 PM  
lilygirl: Elpresidente: There are very few people in this world whose face I would slap and not feel the slightest bit guilty about afterwards. Heather Mills is one of those people.

This


Thirded.

 
Dialectic 2008-04-07 12:40:46 PM  
Mills, by way of contrast, seemingly spends every waking moment trying to sway public perception of their breakup. In doing so, she has earned herself the image of gold digging bitter woman.

I think Kanye West wrote a song about such a trifling biatch! (new window)

 
John the Magnificent 2008-04-07 12:42:50 PM  
michaelgvh: I bet Heather Mills is hopping mad.

(sorry)




Why are people still replying when the thread obviously ended here ^

/Still laughing

 
E5K1M0 [TotalFark] 2008-04-07 12:49:21 PM  
Hosebag: wildcardjack: Well... That or start a campaign FOR landmines.

Or campaign in support of seal clubbing.


It's great for cardio

 
docmattic 2008-04-07 12:53:34 PM  
Hosebag: wildcardjack: Well... That or start a campaign FOR landmines.

Or campaign in support of seal clubbing.


Heidi Klum has already gone clubbing with Seal many times.

 
Mangoose 2008-04-07 12:58:21 PM  
Scarsdale High RULES!

 
bassmonkeee 2008-04-07 01:02:18 PM  
Brown Jenkems: ElPresidente: There are very few people in this world whose face I would slap and not feel the slightest bit guilty about afterwards. Heather Mills is one of those people.

McCartney and Mills can both die in a fire. Why pay attention to either of them?

/fark the Beatles.


So, you opened a thread that has "Paul McCartney" as the first two words in the headline. Nice work, moron.

 
AdolfOliverPanties [TotalFark] 2008-04-07 01:04:54 PM  
When I think of McCartney about to propose to Mills, I think of that scene in "The Man With Two Brains." McCartney is standing before a portrait of Linda, asking for a sign if she opposes the marriage from the great beyond.

The room starts shaking, wind blows, the portrait spins on the wall, a ghostly voice screams "Noooooo" and McCartney says "again, just give me a sign, any sign. I'll be looking for it."

 
Crewmannumber6 2008-04-07 01:13:11 PM  
Next time get a prenup. A MASSEY prenup

 
Brown Jenkems 2008-04-07 01:34:49 PM  
bassmonkeee: Brown Jenkems: ElPresidente: There are very few people in this world whose face I would slap and not feel the slightest bit guilty about afterwards. Heather Mills is one of those people.

McCartney and Mills can both die in a fire. Why pay attention to either of them?

/fark the Beatles.

So, you opened a thread that has "Paul McCartney" as the first two words in the headline. Nice work, moron.


I opened it to say F*ck the Beatles.

 
CyranoJones 2008-04-07 01:40:55 PM  
Brown Jenkems:

I opened it to say F*ck the Beatles.

He must have inhaled some more fermented shiatgas, now we make him watch Yellow Submarine!

 
peachpicker [TotalFark] 2008-04-07 01:50:54 PM  
Brown Jenkems: I opened it to say F*ck the Beatles.

How's that working out for ya? Wrapped in warm blankets of self-fulfillment? Or maybe feelin' just a little more empty than before?

 
EvilTwinSkipster 2008-04-07 02:00:44 PM  
Brown Jenkems: McCartney and Mills can both die in a fire. Why pay attention to either of them?

img507.imageshack.us

'Nuff said.

 
CyranoJones 2008-04-07 02:01:35 PM  
peachpicker: Wrapped in warm blankets of self-fulfillment?

Nah, he's just down in Der FarkBunker with Lemmingwinks...

 
Brown Jenkems 2008-04-07 02:05:55 PM  
peachpicker: How's that working out for ya?

Mission accomplished.

/Somebody have a light?

 
peachpicker [TotalFark] 2008-04-07 02:23:00 PM  
Brown Jenkems: Mission accomplished.

/Somebody have a light?


Wow, what a boring mission.

 
Nine Foot Worm Creates Own Food 2008-04-07 02:24:00 PM  
How does one become gruntled in the first place?

 
theurge14 2008-04-07 02:27:25 PM  
img144.imageshack.us

Cheers Heather!

 
Ilmarinen 2008-04-07 02:38:56 PM  
Folks, don't pay attention to Brown Jenkems. The moran comes in here just to say how much he ignores Paul McCartney. I suggest we ignore Brown Jenkems. Don't read Brown Jenkems' posts and don't reply to anything Brown Jenkems says. Try to keep the use of Brown Jenkems' name to a minimum.

/think I did ok
//mission accomplished?

 
Brown Jenkems 2008-04-07 02:54:09 PM  
Ilmarinen: Folks, don't pay attention to Brown Jenkems. The moran comes in here just to say how much he ignores Paul McCartney. I suggest we ignore Brown Jenkems. Don't read Brown Jenkems' posts and don't reply to anything Brown Jenkems says. Try to keep the use of Brown Jenkems' name to a minimum.

/think I did ok
//mission accomplished?


B+. It got a little repetitive.

peachpicker: Wow, what a boring mission.

You're telling me. But then again, you should see the work I'm doing right now. It's even worse.

 
il Dottore 2008-04-07 03:00:41 PM  
Brown Jenkems...I see that Spring Break at you middle school has started. Try not to make too much of a mess while you're home all day and remember to pick up your clothes and rinse your dishes- don't just leave them in the sink for your mother to do. You know how to load the dishwasher...

 
phlegmography 2008-04-07 03:44:55 PM  
Brown Jenkems I opened it to say F*ck the BeatlesBrown Jenkems .

FTFY.

 
Brown Jenkems 2008-04-07 03:46:48 PM  
You Beatles fans sure are sensitive.

/Two down. Two to go.

 
Rose Red 2008-04-07 03:52:26 PM  
Brown Jenkems: You Beatles fans sure are sensitive.

/Two down. Two to go.


I love the reunion joke!

 
Passive Aggressive Larry [TotalFark] 2008-04-07 04:07:00 PM  
add user Brown Jenkems to ignore list *click*

Ah, the more trolls I add to my ignore list, the more pleasant Fark becomes.

 
jwing1985 2008-04-07 04:12:40 PM  
trolling in any other forum is annoying and usually doesn't yield results, but in a beatle forum, talking badly about the beatles just proves that you have no taste, and are an idiot.

I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

/asshat detector running at full power
//does not own a lawn, should probably stear clear of yours.

 
Brown Jenkems 2008-04-07 04:27:35 PM  
jwing1985: trolling in any other forum is annoying and usually doesn't yield results, but in a beatle forum, talking badly about the beatles just proves that you have no taste, and are an idiot.

I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

/asshat detector running at full power
//does not own a lawn, should probably stear clear of yours.


The Beatles are completely overrated. Yet morans are more than willing to fellate them to the end of time and engage in asinine activities such as caring about a former member's divorce, settlement, etc. ZOMG!1!!1!! A gimp divorced and sued my favorite Beatle!11!! WTF?!!?!

Seriously. Their poppy crap is boring and the living ones are has-beens. That isn't a troll. That's just the truth.

 
danduran 2008-04-07 04:38:01 PM  
I love these Heather Mills threads: it's perhaps the only time you'll see a bunch of Farkers talking good about Paul.

 
LiveFromLasVegas 2008-04-07 04:51:10 PM  
The Beatles are completely overrated

Not that I expect much more than insults, and "oh it's so boring", but since even you would probably admit your opinion is in the minority, could you give some actually reasons you think the Beatles are particularly overrated? You know, since it's the truth and all, it should be pretty easy.

 
Nine Foot Worm Creates Own Food 2008-04-07 04:53:53 PM  
Brown Jenkems: The Beatles are completely overrated. Yet morans are more than willing to fellate them to the end of time and engage in asinine activities such as caring about a former member's divorce, settlement, etc. ZOMG!1!!1!! A gimp divorced and sued my favorite Beatle!11!! WTF?!!?!

Seriously. Their poppy crap is boring and the living ones are has-beens. That isn't a troll. That's just the truth.




You are proving a point I have about Fark. If you say something somebody doesn't agree with, that makes you a 'troll'. I don't agree with you, but it's refreshing to see somebody going against the grain. Rawk out with your cawk out, boi.


:)

 
Brown Jenkems 2008-04-07 05:24:33 PM  
LiveFromLasVegas: The Beatles are completely overrated

Not that I expect much more than insults, and "oh it's so boring", but since even you would probably admit your opinion is in the minority, could you give some actually reasons you think the Beatles are particularly overrated? You know, since it's the truth and all, it should be pretty easy.


What can be worse that having to listen to music you find boring and/or trite? Isn't music supposed to be interesting? Shouldn't it say something to the listener or move them? Well, the Beatles don't for me. Reasons I think they're overrated? Let's see. Saying "fark the Beatles" is enough to turn a forum against me. Come on. How hard is it find someone to emote over their output? When's the last time you heard someone critically assess their music rather than talk about how great they are (ignoring Yoko's influence on Lennon)? I won't even go into the whole celebrity thing. Though it is fun to see people fawn over remnants of a pop/boy band decades past their prime.

Hell, why does it seem like every McCartney/Mills headline gets greenlit? My initial post was in response to hating Mills. I said fark them both. Why give so much attention to some old fark and his one-legged ex-hag? Take away his recording career and it's just another douchebag couple fighting over money. But by all means, let's pay attention because Paul was a Beatle.

If Lennon hadn't been shot, the Beatles would have charged you $200-250 for tickets on their grand reunion tour sponsored by Pepsi. Most would have probably paid for it too and probably would have convinced themselves that they didn't lipsync.

But hey. Like them if you want. I don't think anyone is a morally bad person for it. I just think the suck and sometimes like to say it.

 
Brown Jenkems 2008-04-07 05:25:09 PM  
Nine Foot Worm Creates Own Food:

Thanks!

 
AdolfOliverPanties [TotalFark] 2008-04-07 05:26:30 PM  
Well that's the thing about Fark, innit? Internet anonymity allows us all to come here and try to be clever and edgy.

We get to say things to stir things up, lob flaming arrows at sacred cows and brag about what women we would not waste our erections on while simultaneously claiming to masturbate furiously to others while listening to the sound of cacophonous dying kitten mewling.

It's a beautiful thing, but yone does have to realize that most Farkers wouldn't have the balls to say any of these things in "real" life.

 
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