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(Contact Music) Amusing John Lennon was once escorted by police from a drug dealer's house with an 11 pounds of marijuana in his pocket. How he fit that much in there along with Yoko's hands not explained   (contactmusic.com) divider line 48
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Honest Bender 2008-04-07 10:35:06 AM  
shenanigans

 
Gunny Highway 2008-04-07 10:35:20 AM  
those must have been some pants.

 
xjennxiferx 2008-04-07 10:40:43 AM  
... I can haz syntax nowz?

 
srhp29 2008-04-07 10:41:06 AM  
That's excellent English their subby "with an 11 pounds" huh?

And John? 11 lbs? At once? I guess he was getting a deal for bulk.

 
ClemsonChili 2008-04-07 10:41:40 AM  
Gunny Highway: those must have been some pants.

He was probably just wearing a big bag.

 
xjennxiferx 2008-04-07 10:42:23 AM  
That's excellent English their subby "with an 11 pounds" huh?

Irony tag.

See, now I feel like a troll, but it had to be said.

Carry on, John Lennon.

 
FalloutBoy [TotalFark] 2008-04-07 10:45:45 AM  
Maybe he was wearing those MC Hammer parachute pants.

 
Malinki 2008-04-07 10:46:43 AM  
Easy: trash compactor. Works on the weed, AND Yoko.

 
Sarcastica75 [TotalFark] 2008-04-07 10:55:10 AM  
xjennxiferx: ... I can haz syntax nowz?

I came to say this.

xjennxiferx: That's excellent English their subby "with an 11 pounds" huh?

Irony tag.

See, now I feel like a troll, but it had to be said.

Carry on, John Lennon.


And this.

But it has been taken care of already.
;)

 
steamingpile 2008-04-07 10:56:31 AM  
Malinki: Easy: trash compactor. Works on the weed, AND Yoko.

I still dont think you know how big an 11 pound block of weed would be, back in the old days I used to have 3 pounds to move and that would even fit in a shoe box, even in transportable form.

 
Spitzer wannabe 2008-04-07 10:59:49 AM  
www.usdoj.gov

According to the DOJ, the amount pictured in .5 pounds. Lennon had big pockets and STEAMINGPILE has big feet.

 
Gunny Highway 2008-04-07 11:00:13 AM  
steamingpile: Malinki: Easy: trash compactor. Works on the weed, AND Yoko.

I still dont think you know how big an 11 pound block of weed would be, back in the old days I used to have 3 pounds to move and that would even fit in a shoe box, even in transportable form.


Plus the nugs will get squished and nobody likes squished nugs.

/yes squished is the technical term

 
Spitzer wannabe 2008-04-07 11:00:33 AM  
steamingpile: Malinki: Easy: trash compactor. Works on the weed, AND Yoko.

I still dont think you know how big an 11 pound block of weed would be, back in the old days I used to have 3 pounds to move and that would even fit in a shoe box, even in transportable form.


How big are your feet???

 
steamingpile 2008-04-07 11:03:29 AM  
Spitzer wannabe: According to the DOJ, the amount pictured in .5 pounds. Lennon had big pockets and STEAMINGPILE has big feet.

LOL I just noticed that I meant to type wouldn't!

If I had feet that big I would never had be alone some friday nights!

 
Malinki 2008-04-07 11:07:31 AM  
steamingpile: Malinki: Easy: trash compactor. Works on the weed, AND Yoko.

I still dont think you know how big an 11 pound block of weed would be, back in the old days I used to have 3 pounds to move and that would even fit in a shoe box, even in transportable form.


Yes, I know. Give or take, about 6 Lbs will compact down to lunchbox size. I was making a trash joke. Get it? Trash compactor works on Yoko, because Yoko is trash! Yeah, I know it sucked, but I was trying.

 
steamingpile 2008-04-07 11:11:35 AM  
Malinki: Yes, I know. Give or take, about 6 Lbs will compact down to lunchbox size. I was making a trash joke. Get it? Trash compactor works on Yoko, because Yoko is trash! Yeah, I know it sucked, but I was trying.

Oh ok, well you get a 5 for trying and I get a -1 for getting the joke.

 
Malinki 2008-04-07 11:13:28 AM  
Gunny Highway:

Plus the nugs will get squished and nobody likes squished nugs.

/yes squished is the technical term


If it's seedless and gets squished, it's usually not too bad. Yeah, the trichomes get all f'd up, but if there's no seeds to be squished then there's no seed oil getting squeezed out. That's the really nasty part about compacting. Er, squishing :)

 
tr0g 2008-04-07 11:24:47 AM  
How he fit that much in there along with Yoko's hands not explained

Small hands?

/big pockets?

 
Onkel Buck 2008-04-07 11:38:10 AM  
i26.photobucket.com
i26.photobucket.com
CHEEBA THREAD!

 
Angry Llama 2008-04-07 11:46:39 AM  
I have 32 pounds of hash in my back pocket so I getting a kick out of these replies.

How BS is this story?

 
SquirrelWithLargeNuts 2008-04-07 12:03:19 PM  
I might come on myself if I saw that 71g bud.

 
kungfu jesus with a side of lime 2008-04-07 12:10:40 PM  
steamingpile: Spitzer wannabe: According to the DOJ, the amount pictured in .5 pounds. Lennon had big pockets and STEAMINGPILE has big feet.

LOL I just noticed that I meant to type wouldn't!

If I had feet that big I would never had be alone some friday nights!


You know what they say: big hands, big feet big disapointment
/dont look at my hands or feet

 
vitalogygirl 2008-04-07 12:15:57 PM  
I'm guessing 11oz...

/Didn't read FTA

 
Mr. Richard Smoker [TotalFark] 2008-04-07 12:29:48 PM  
He had a hole in his pocket.

 
naugahyde monkey 2008-04-07 12:30:58 PM  
srhp29: That's excellent English their subby "with an 11 pounds" huh?

And John? 11 lbs? At once? I guess he was getting a deal for bulk.


pay attention children, THAT is a Rotsky. A real one at that.

 
Some Texan 2008-04-07 12:41:08 PM  
To the headline, I say...OH, SNAP!!

 
Mangoose 2008-04-07 01:03:41 PM  
Story about Miles Davis:

Was doing coke off the dash of his Ferrari on West End when he pulled up along side a cop car. The cops looked at him and smiled and he panicked, ran and hid in an elevator in a building on West End. A woman comes into the elevator, miles screams "biatch get out my car!" and smacks her. He then runs from the elevator and hides in the stairwell until he comes down.

He returns to find his Ferrari parked, coke still on the dashboard and keys in the ingnition.

 
HomeGrownCone 2008-04-07 01:11:31 PM  
Maybe they mean like the currency. So perhaps a half quarter? (3.5 grams)

 
Bongwater Billy 2008-04-07 01:33:22 PM  
HomeGrownCone
Maybe they mean like the currency. So perhaps a half quarter? (3.5 grams)

gee, never thought of it that way...

Actually that was the first direction I went in, seems more credible than a giant brick in someone's pocket.

 
frickinyeahyeahyeah 2008-04-07 01:50:35 PM  
$10/oz. back then.

Bricked, I'm sure.

www.ohsinc.com

 
Sid Vicious' Corpse 2008-04-07 01:57:28 PM  
Perhaps he had 11 pounds WORTH of pot?

 
meshman 2008-04-07 02:30:54 PM  
"11 pounds of marijuana in his pocket."

Not possible. End of story. That is all.

 
Now That's What I Call a Taco! 2008-04-07 02:33:02 PM  
SquirrelWithLargeNuts: I might come on myself if I saw that 71g bud.

THIS.

 
First Post 2008-04-07 02:47:15 PM  
Maybe it was more like a dime, 'cause they call money pounds over there where he's from.

So he just bought, like, 11 pounds worth of smoke. whoa.

Contact Music obviously bungled this story then, as they do. Again I call for them to be Ananova'd.

 
First Post 2008-04-07 02:51:38 PM  
Fair play to Sid Vicious' Corpse on that one too I see. The locals still remember the Pistols' visit...

(the guy from Sulphur Springs is my hero)

 
Passive Aggressive Larry [TotalFark] 2008-04-07 03:48:55 PM  
srhp29: That's excellent English their they're subby "with an 11 pounds" huh?



sorry, pet peeve.

 
theurge14 2008-04-07 04:18:14 PM  
11 pounds of pot? That's almost 1 stone of ... stoned.

 
dusterrocks 2008-04-07 04:33:37 PM  
Passive Aggressive Larry
srhp29: That's excellent English their they're subby "with an 11 pounds" huh?

sorry, pet peeve.


Man, I hope you both are being sarcastic

 
Don Keipunch 2008-04-07 06:08:38 PM  
oskool.com

Nope. Just some really shiatty weed.

 
Third_Uncle_Eno 2008-04-07 07:24:27 PM  
onkel buck
that thing in the last pic looks like a slightly rectangular pile of green puke.
yuck.

 
Elmo Jones 2008-04-07 08:36:16 PM  
Christ!, ya' know it ain't easy.


/ya' know how hard it can be.

 
J13P 2008-04-07 09:27:55 PM  
the weed used to be terirble...

William Burroughs in his book Junky said ppl didnt want to buy fresh green pot in the 50's-60's and when he got pot he used to have to put in the oven for 45 mins to turn it brown so he could sell it.

Thank the flying spaghetti monster for hydro!

 
doctorwormwood 2008-04-07 09:42:13 PM  
theres no way he fit 11 lbs of weed in his pocket

 
col235555 2008-04-08 12:19:41 AM  
Maybe he had a hole in his pocket.......

 
WFern 2008-04-08 04:00:10 AM  
Mangoose: Story about Miles Davis:

Was doing coke off the dash of his Ferrari on West End when he pulled up along side a cop car. The cops looked at him and smiled and he panicked, ran and hid in an elevator in a building on West End. A woman comes into the elevator, miles screams "biatch get out my car!" and smacks her. He then runs from the elevator and hides in the stairwell until he comes down.

He returns to find his Ferrari parked, coke still on the dashboard and keys in the ingnition.


Is that true? Regardless, it gave me a solid laugh.

 
Passive Aggressive Larry [TotalFark] 2008-04-08 10:29:46 AM  
dusterrocks: Passive Aggressive Larry
srhp29: That's excellent English their they're subby "with an 11 pounds" huh?

sorry, pet peeve.

Man, I hope you both are being sarcastic


You need to learn about Rotsky's. It comes from an epic thread awhile back where one farker (with the fark handle of 'Rotsky'), in their infinite wisdom decided to be a dick and correct someones grammar, only to use totally incorrect grammar in their response, accompanied by the message 'sorry, pet peeve'. As you might expect he was verbally berated and lashed throughout the entire thread, and it spawned a Fark meme. (i should note it was obvious it was not a purposefully made mistake on his part).

So anytime someone wants to be a dick and correct someone's grammar, they damn well better not make some dumb mistake of their own, or its a 'Rotsky'. I'm a bit disappointed the major Rotsky in this thread went relatively unnoticed, its the best way to make fun of grammar nazis.

 
Mangoose 2008-04-08 04:59:31 PM  
WFern

It is true indeed

 
naugahyde monkey 2008-04-08 06:06:05 PM  
you and me both Passive Aggresive Larry

 
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