shenanigans

those must have been some pants.

... I can haz syntax nowz?

That's excellent English their subby "with an 11 pounds" huh?

And John? 11 lbs? At once? I guess he was getting a deal for bulk.

Gunny Highway: those must have been some pants.

He was probably just wearing a big bag.

That's excellent English their subby "with an 11 pounds" huh?

Irony tag.

See, now I feel like a troll, but it had to be said.

Carry on, John Lennon.

Maybe he was wearing those MC Hammer parachute pants.

Easy: trash compactor. Works on the weed, AND Yoko.

xjennxiferx: ... I can haz syntax nowz?

I came to say this.

xjennxiferx: That's excellent English their subby "with an 11 pounds" huh?

Irony tag.

See, now I feel like a troll, but it had to be said.

Carry on, John Lennon.

And this.

But it has been taken care of already.
;)

Malinki: Easy: trash compactor. Works on the weed, AND Yoko.

I still dont think you know how big an 11 pound block of weed would be, back in the old days I used to have 3 pounds to move and that would even fit in a shoe box, even in transportable form.

According to the DOJ, the amount pictured in .5 pounds. Lennon had big pockets and STEAMINGPILE has big feet.

steamingpile: Malinki: Easy: trash compactor. Works on the weed, AND Yoko.

I still dont think you know how big an 11 pound block of weed would be, back in the old days I used to have 3 pounds to move and that would even fit in a shoe box, even in transportable form.

Plus the nugs will get squished and nobody likes squished nugs.

/yes squished is the technical term

steamingpile: Malinki: Easy: trash compactor. Works on the weed, AND Yoko.

I still dont think you know how big an 11 pound block of weed would be, back in the old days I used to have 3 pounds to move and that would even fit in a shoe box, even in transportable form.

How big are your feet???

Spitzer wannabe: According to the DOJ, the amount pictured in .5 pounds. Lennon had big pockets and STEAMINGPILE has big feet.

LOL I just noticed that I meant to type wouldn't!

If I had feet that big I would never had be alone some friday nights!

steamingpile: Malinki: Easy: trash compactor. Works on the weed, AND Yoko.

I still dont think you know how big an 11 pound block of weed would be, back in the old days I used to have 3 pounds to move and that would even fit in a shoe box, even in transportable form.

Yes, I know. Give or take, about 6 Lbs will compact down to lunchbox size. I was making a trash joke. Get it? Trash compactor works on Yoko, because Yoko is trash! Yeah, I know it sucked, but I was trying.

Malinki: Yes, I know. Give or take, about 6 Lbs will compact down to lunchbox size. I was making a trash joke. Get it? Trash compactor works on Yoko, because Yoko is trash! Yeah, I know it sucked, but I was trying.

Oh ok, well you get a 5 for trying and I get a -1 for getting the joke.

Gunny Highway:

Plus the nugs will get squished and nobody likes squished nugs.

/yes squished is the technical term

If it's seedless and gets squished, it's usually not too bad. Yeah, the trichomes get all f'd up, but if there's no seeds to be squished then there's no seed oil getting squeezed out. That's the really nasty part about compacting. Er, squishing :)

How he fit that much in there along with Yoko's hands not explained

Small hands?

/big pockets?

CHEEBA THREAD!

I have 32 pounds of hash in my back pocket so I getting a kick out of these replies.

How BS is this story?

I might come on myself if I saw that 71g bud.

steamingpile: Spitzer wannabe: According to the DOJ, the amount pictured in .5 pounds. Lennon had big pockets and STEAMINGPILE has big feet.

LOL I just noticed that I meant to type wouldn't!

If I had feet that big I would never had be alone some friday nights!

You know what they say: big hands, big feet big disapointment
/dont look at my hands or feet

I'm guessing 11oz...

/Didn't read FTA

He had a hole in his pocket.

srhp29: That's excellent English their subby "with an 11 pounds" huh?

And John? 11 lbs? At once? I guess he was getting a deal for bulk.

pay attention children, THAT is a Rotsky. A real one at that.

To the headline, I say...OH, SNAP!!

Story about Miles Davis:

Was doing coke off the dash of his Ferrari on West End when he pulled up along side a cop car. The cops looked at him and smiled and he panicked, ran and hid in an elevator in a building on West End. A woman comes into the elevator, miles screams "biatch get out my car!" and smacks her. He then runs from the elevator and hides in the stairwell until he comes down.

He returns to find his Ferrari parked, coke still on the dashboard and keys in the ingnition.

Maybe they mean like the currency. So perhaps a half quarter? (3.5 grams)

HomeGrownCone
Maybe they mean like the currency. So perhaps a half quarter? (3.5 grams)

gee, never thought of it that way...

Actually that was the first direction I went in, seems more credible than a giant brick in someone's pocket.

$10/oz. back then.

Bricked, I'm sure.

Perhaps he had 11 pounds WORTH of pot?

"11 pounds of marijuana in his pocket."

Not possible. End of story. That is all.

SquirrelWithLargeNuts: I might come on myself if I saw that 71g bud.

THIS.

Maybe it was more like a dime, 'cause they call money pounds over there where he's from.

So he just bought, like, 11 pounds worth of smoke. whoa.

Contact Music obviously bungled this story then, as they do. Again I call for them to be Ananova'd.

Fair play to Sid Vicious' Corpse on that one too I see. The locals still remember the Pistols' visit...

(the guy from Sulphur Springs is my hero)

srhp29: That's excellent English their they're subby "with an 11 pounds" huh?



sorry, pet peeve.

11 pounds of pot? That's almost 1 stone of ... stoned.

Passive Aggressive Larry
srhp29: That's excellent English their they're subby "with an 11 pounds" huh?

sorry, pet peeve.

Man, I hope you both are being sarcastic

Nope. Just some really shiatty weed.

onkel buck
that thing in the last pic looks like a slightly rectangular pile of green puke.
yuck.

Christ!, ya' know it ain't easy.


/ya' know how hard it can be.

the weed used to be terirble...

William Burroughs in his book Junky said ppl didnt want to buy fresh green pot in the 50's-60's and when he got pot he used to have to put in the oven for 45 mins to turn it brown so he could sell it.

Thank the flying spaghetti monster for hydro!

theres no way he fit 11 lbs of weed in his pocket

Maybe he had a hole in his pocket.......

Mangoose: Story about Miles Davis:

Was doing coke off the dash of his Ferrari on West End when he pulled up along side a cop car. The cops looked at him and smiled and he panicked, ran and hid in an elevator in a building on West End. A woman comes into the elevator, miles screams "biatch get out my car!" and smacks her. He then runs from the elevator and hides in the stairwell until he comes down.

He returns to find his Ferrari parked, coke still on the dashboard and keys in the ingnition.

Is that true? Regardless, it gave me a solid laugh.

dusterrocks: Passive Aggressive Larry
srhp29: That's excellent English their they're subby "with an 11 pounds" huh?

sorry, pet peeve.

Man, I hope you both are being sarcastic

You need to learn about Rotsky's. It comes from an epic thread awhile back where one farker (with the fark handle of 'Rotsky'), in their infinite wisdom decided to be a dick and correct someones grammar, only to use totally incorrect grammar in their response, accompanied by the message 'sorry, pet peeve'. As you might expect he was verbally berated and lashed throughout the entire thread, and it spawned a Fark meme. (i should note it was obvious it was not a purposefully made mistake on his part).

So anytime someone wants to be a dick and correct someone's grammar, they damn well better not make some dumb mistake of their own, or its a 'Rotsky'. I'm a bit disappointed the major Rotsky in this thread went relatively unnoticed, its the best way to make fun of grammar nazis.

WFern

It is true indeed

you and me both Passive Aggresive Larry