Hotdog goes where?

/Uh oh! Hotdog!

He mustard said he wouldn't eat himself.

Apparently the guy got pissed that his wife made him hot dogs for dinner. This I have trouble understanding. I'd love that!

Approves.

Foot long.

It was an argument over which was better: Ball Park Franks, or Oscar Mayer Wieners.

Why didn't they just cool them down?
/ZING

were the words 'throwing' and 'hall' involved?

naveline: Approves.

Curse you, naveline! I wanted to be the first person to reference the Haze!

/skulks off doing the hunch
//"gonna cut your head off...
///"you cain't eat...
////"no mo' hot dogs! ahahahahahaha!"

Too bad they weren't Armor Hot Dogs.

damn

wydok: It was an argument over which was better: Ball Park Franks, or Oscar Mayer Wieners.

Ball Park, but real men grill hot links

Florida is pretty crazy.

relish can bring out the emotion in all of us.

god damnedenmab dog

I knew Florida would eventually ketchup

baka-san: wydok: It was an argument over which was better: Ball Park Franks, or Oscar Mayer Wieners.

Ball Park, but real men grill hot links

You're both wrong. Hebrew National... The only hot dog God would eat.

/G-d
//Shiat... Don't tell Tatsuma

//dog s/b bog

They were made for each other.

Must have been Yesterdogs.

Sooooooo, rather than actually inform the reader, this is one of those "at least it's not us, eh Cletis" pieces?

I would biatch slap the living shiat out of my girlfriend if she ate my hotdogs (Gene and Judes)
/People from Chicago know what I mean

ArgusRun
baka-san: wydok: It was an argument over which was better: Ball Park Franks, or Oscar Mayer Wieners.

Ball Park, but real men grill hot links

You're both wrong. Hebrew National... The only hot dog God would eat.

/G-d
//Shiat... Don't tell Tatsuma

I like Hebrew National hot dogs.

/IM TELLING TATSUMA!

mmmm, hot dogs.... hohohohoho.

welcome to the working week

dnrta

bet she stabbed him 'cause he wouldn't rotate the cars in the driveway
so she could get her hard working ass out first

i'a 'a stabbed the sommbiatch too.

i went to wal mart earlier this evening to buy a pizza and some hot dogs for this weekend or something. i had my hot dogs, and i was walking around the bread aisle looking for the buns. for some strange reason, wal mart had every single kind of bun/bread object except for my hot dog buns. i was sorely disappointed.

/sucks to be that dude
//i feel his pain

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EsteeFlwrPot: ArgusRun
baka-san: wydok: It was an argument over which was better: Ball Park Franks, or Oscar Mayer Wieners.

Ball Park, but real men grill hot links

You're both wrong. Hebrew National... The only hot dog God would eat.

/G-d
//Shiat... Don't tell Tatsuma

I like Hebrew National hot dogs.

/IM TELLING TATSUMA!

Hebrew National is the best national brand. The best hot dog though, imho, is Best's all-beef. Based in Newark, NJ huge dogs with natural casing for a good snap when you grill it.

Best chain, Gray's Papaya in NYC.

Best non-chain, Rutt's hut in Clifton, NJ. Delicious deep fried dog. Not kosher though. Also the besh homemade relish.

Bratwurst, FTW

By hot dogs the mean meth, right?

Just look at the mug shots....

at my store the other day a married couple got in a fist fight over who would pay for a $20 birthday cake. sop stuff like this doesn't even surprise me anymore.

/the wifey won
//husband = K-O'ed
///blood everywhere, took hours to clean and sanitize everything.

This is why i'm not planning on getting married.

ArgusRun: baka-san: wydok: It was an argument over which was better: Ball Park Franks, or Oscar Mayer Wieners.

Ball Park, but real men grill hot links

You're both wrong. Hebrew National... The only hot dog God would eat.

/G-d
//Shiat... Don't tell Tatsuma

I love those dogs, I was just giving my opinion on "Ball Park" vs "Oscar Mayer"

ArgusRun
EsteeFlwrPot: ArgusRun
baka-san: wydok: It was an argument over which was better: Ball Park Franks, or Oscar Mayer Wieners.

Ball Park, but real men grill hot links

You're both wrong. Hebrew National... The only hot dog God would eat.

/G-d
//Shiat... Don't tell Tatsuma

I like Hebrew National hot dogs.

/IM TELLING TATSUMA!

Hebrew National is the best national brand. The best hot dog though, imho, is Best's all-beef. Based in Newark, NJ huge dogs with natural casing for a good snap when you grill it.

Best chain, Gray's Papaya in NYC.

Best non-chain, Rutt's hut in Clifton, NJ. Delicious deep fried dog. Not kosher though. Also the besh homemade relish.

Gray's Papaya is awesome. I dont know of those are kosher though, I doubt it. Do you know if they are?

/still telling Tatsuma

That is a marriage in crisis.

Get your hands off my twelve inches of paradise!

Perhaps he had high standards. Did they plump when she cooked em'?

some swedish girl: This is why i'm not planning on getting married.

Agreed. Evryone keeps asking when I'm going to find a guy and settle down. Then they scream at their kids to stop biting the dog.

One has a cheating husband who turned out to be a crossdresser.
A guy friend is getting married to a girl who beats the shiat out of him.
And my parents remain married even though they really don't like each other.

I can't wait to get in on this awesome trend.

EsteeFlwrPot: ArgusRun
EsteeFlwrPot: ArgusRun
baka-san: wydok: It was an argument over which was better: Ball Park Franks, or Oscar Mayer Wieners.

Ball Park, but real men grill hot links

You're both wrong. Hebrew National... The only hot dog God would eat.

/G-d
//Shiat... Don't tell Tatsuma

I like Hebrew National hot dogs.

/IM TELLING TATSUMA!

Hebrew National is the best national brand. The best hot dog though, imho, is Best's all-beef. Based in Newark, NJ huge dogs with natural casing for a good snap when you grill it.

Best chain, Gray's Papaya in NYC.

Best non-chain, Rutt's hut in Clifton, NJ. Delicious deep fried dog. Not kosher though. Also the besh homemade relish.

Gray's Papaya is awesome. I dont know of those are kosher though, I doubt it. Do you know if they are?

/still telling Tatsuma


Probably not. Still, totally awesome.

I'm pretty sure a woman stabbing her husband is still news.

I can only see this happening if the hot dogs were wrapped in bacon.

ArgusRun: I can't wait to get in on this awesome trend.

Indeed, and 5 years later she'll stab you over a hot dog. You'll remember scream fights about a carton of milk as the good times.

ArgusRun

One has a cheating husband who turned out to be a crossdresser.
A guy friend is getting married to a girl who beats the shiat out of him.
And my parents remain married even though they really don't like each other.

I can't wait to get in on this awesome trend.

heh. I always love seeing the gays fight for thier right to marriage and seeing the look of disappointment on thier face. That drab, disheartened look most married couples experience.

/no rings for me

Well, I guess the woman was the winer.

God ladies, I thought I was bitter.

/not looking but if it happens then i'm receptive to it

Maybe she put ketchup on it.
/DRFA
//Chicago
///ketchup on a hotdog is a capital punishment here
////Slashies

she must of been doing Acid Again (new window)


/obscure

I was going to comment, but I need to catsup on the thread first.

filefly: I relish all these stupid puns...

Be that way if you mus', tard.

Mayonnaise a lot of puns in this thread.