Was it Mongo?

Like the K9 police dogs, state law often gives police horses the same status as a human cop if attacked.

The police animals have the same status as...

Oh, what abb3w said.

Years back a man shot & killed 2 cops & a K9 in St Paul. He was charged with the murder of 3 officers.

I came for the Mongo pics. I was not disappointed...what with him being only pawn in game of life and all.

Too bad the horse didn't react and kick his ass into a wall.

FTA:

Carl Coward, 24, of 111 Hodges Road, Lakeland, balled his fist and punched....
.....

Coward? The dude's name is COWARD? You can't make that shiat up.

Acting out what you hear in a Wesley Willis song is no way to go through life, sir.

Oh, I thought he punched the cop.

Heck, you can get arrested just for calling a police horse gay (new window)

Sumatra: (new window)

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King Something: Sumatra: (new window)

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Ah, sry dere. Not sure why that didn't work as it should have, but can't say I care terribly, either.

King Something:
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
That's...farking....PRICELESS!!

King Something: Sumatra: (new window)

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Profound on many levels not intended.

King Something: Sumatra: (new window)

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This is win on so many levels.

Ah, Tampa - my hometown.

Producer of 63% of America's crazy.

A horse is a horse of course, of course.....

Sorry, first thing I thought of....

<b><big><center><font color="#e00000">FAIL</font></center></big></b>

heheh

BobtheFascist: The police animals have the same status as...

Oh, what abb3w said.

Years back a man shot & killed 2 cops & a K9 in St Paul. He was charged with the murder of 3 officers.

Sadly, the law treats dogs better than humans too often. If you're a dog, you can die peacefully if you're too old and sick to go on living and the law doesn't bat an eye. If you're a human, Jesus expects you to enjoy your cancer until He says it's time to go.

I never heard of Ybor City until I saw mention of it on the Peter Pan guy's website.

Out And About

I once stepped in horse crap in Ybor City (after the St. Patty's Day Parade for those familiar with Ybor).

I must say that was quite a cowardly thing to do of Carl. What an ass.

Sorry, I had to.

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Oh please let this become a new meme.

King Something: Sumatra: (new window)

<b><big><center><font color="#e00000">FAIL</font></center></big></b>

Would this be like FAIL squared or something?

FAIL²

Sorry. Nothing personal. I just thought it was really funny.
Course, I've been at work for 10 hours.

Speaking as someone who had a horse step on his knee when he was a kid i have to say

I really wish that horse had kicked this asshat into a wall

Looked for, and failed, to find a picture of that guy flying up a horse's ass in the original Police Story movie. Sorry, I tried.

Hey girl, you hungry?

/sorry, first thing I thought of

This thread is full of win. I don't remember the last time I laughed so hard at a single one.

Heroic Poser: You win at teh intarwebs

I worked with and was friends with a guy that was drunk one night and wondered what would happen if you smacked a horse on the ass; he ran away.... with the cop on his back. Needless to say he got arrested. The lesson here is don't smack a horse on the ass.

Heroic Poser: Sorry. Nothing personal. I just thought it was really funny.
Course, I've been at work for 10 hours.

beautiful.

pinguwin
2008-04-06 11:42:07 PM


Looked for, and failed, to find a picture of that guy flying up a horse's ass in the original Police Story movie. Sorry, I tried.


Sorry, you fail today's movie quiz.

Police Academy FTW!!!

Had to squint just to see his mug. Wow my eyesight's going.

FTA t should be no surprise the incident occurred about 3:15 a.m.

Why isn't that a surprise? Should I have chosen 3:15 for my office pool of when the next FL police horse would be punched?

punch a horse in the ass ... is that some sort of euphamism for a perverted act?

Bucky Katt: punch a horse in the ass ... is that some sort of euphamism for a perverted act?

Sex with Rossanne Barr.
"Hey, Dave. Where ya goin'?"
"Rosie's house. I gotta go punch a horse in the ass."

TAMPA - Police arrested a Lakeland man early this morning on charges that he punched a police horse in the rear end.

That's is on the rear end! Otherwise, it being Florida, they would have to get married.

Sumatra: Heck, you can get arrested just for calling a police horse gay (new window)

arrested for hurting the horse's feelings?

[face palm]

strangeguitar: Was it Mongo?

Came here for that!

/thanks

This is considered Breaking News in Tampa?

"I am Frau Blücher."

Kill_Da_Wabbit: "I am Frau Blücher."

Neeeehhhhh

Wow! All these posts and not one of you mentions a DONKEY PUNCH!? I mean COME ON! The headline was just BEGGING for it!

I'm REALLY disappointed in you guys!

Mongo is only pawn in game of life.

Egalitarian: I never heard of Ybor City until I saw mention of it on the Peter Pan guy's website.

Out And About

It's like a miniature French Quarter-themed outdoor mall with a larger concentration of 15-year-old skanks, and everything legitimate closes at 2 AM.

ban_sidhe: <b><big><center><font color="#e00000">FAIL</font></center></big></b>

Oh please let this become a new meme.

Seconded. All in favor?

Foxxinnia: This is considered Breaking News in Tampa?

Not News: Someone in Tampa does something insane. News: The perpetrator can read. FARK: it's that one hot teacher who let a 15-year-old check her oil and inspired 5 dozen copycat molestings in the Bay Area.