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(Wall Street Journal) News The RMS Clintanic has lost another occupant as chief strategist Mark Penn grabs a lifeboat   (online.wsj.com) divider line 457
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DrGunsforHands 2008-04-06 07:23:14 PM  
I think this guy got hit by a falling smokestack.

 
Donald_McRonald 2008-04-06 07:23:43 PM  
Clintoned in the boobies.

 
One F Jef 2008-04-06 07:24:05 PM  
last one ... lights out, etc.

 
Gothmolly 2008-04-06 07:24:40 PM  
Ha Ha, DIAF Hillary and all your cronies.

/Obama-socialism FTW
//will rebuild after the crash

 
Goofball_Jones 2008-04-06 07:24:53 PM  
If their "chief strategist" is the one responsible for how they've been conducting their campaign, this can only be a good thing. Yes?

/this is going to be a very very long 7 months...

 
jcooli09 2008-04-06 07:25:00 PM  
Donald_McRonald: Clintoned in the boobies.

Whenever I read that I get a little excited.

\Is that wrong?

 
LessO2 2008-04-06 07:25:02 PM  
Is this really going to hurt, or help, her campaign?

 
chrisfrap 2008-04-06 07:25:14 PM  
those rogue snipers struck again

 
Bored Horde 2008-04-06 07:25:31 PM  
Gothmolly: Ha Ha, DIAF Hillary and all your cronies.

/Obama-socialism FTW
//will rebuild after the crash


Obama isn't a socialist. Christ, you Americans need to travel and see what real socialism looks like.

 
Falcc 2008-04-06 07:25:43 PM  
I'm suprised he made it out alive as much as even Clinton staffers despised the bastard. It was pretty obvious he was going to leave eventually though, he's greedy, not stupid.

/Unlike some candidates that I will refrain from naming
//Who are both

 
Master of the Flying Guillotine 2008-04-06 07:25:51 PM  
Columbiowned?

So now Wolfson is now going to co-captain this baby into the iceberg, huh? Should be interesting to watch.

 
Farking Sweet 2008-04-06 07:25:55 PM  
Yeah I am sure he asked.

 
King Something [TotalFark] 2008-04-06 07:26:39 PM  
attach.high-g.net

 
ChopSueyKS 2008-04-06 07:27:17 PM  
Donald_McRonald: Clintoned in the boobies.

wut?

That aside, who wants to start collecting bets on when Hillary will follow suit?

 
Weaver95 [TotalFark] 2008-04-06 07:28:54 PM  
After it was discovered that Penn had been hired by the Colombian government to help secure a trade deal, one that Sen. Clinton has said she opposes, he realized he needed to step down, sources told ABC News.

Penn's resignation came under pressure from an angry Sen. Clinton, who believed that Penn had recused himself from any clients who might pose a conflict for her campaign.



I'm sure he just mis-spoke....

 
jcooli09 2008-04-06 07:29:08 PM  
Bored Horde: Gothmolly:
/Obama-socialism FTW


Obama isn't a socialist. Christ, you Americans need to travel and see what real socialism looks like.


Don't worry, he's a Limbite. There are only a couple of hundred thousand of them, but they're loud, gullible, and have trouble counting.

 
AnnoyingKidNextDoor 2008-04-06 07:29:13 PM  
i23.photobucket.com

/My new favorite shop.

 
ChewbaccaJones [TotalFark] 2008-04-06 07:29:45 PM  
Now who'll they get to re-arrange the deck-chairs?

 
pc_gator 2008-04-06 07:29:47 PM  
ClintUNT PUNT!!!!!

 
Seabon 2008-04-06 07:31:06 PM  
Bravo on the headline, subby

 
gunblade 2008-04-06 07:31:49 PM  
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This is Mark Penn.

Everybody hates him.

 
ADubs86 2008-04-06 07:31:54 PM  
I read that as Clitanic, read the article, and felt quite weird.

 
Aarontology [TotalFark] 2008-04-06 07:32:04 PM  
jcooli09: Donald_McRonald: Clintoned in the boobies.

Whenever I read that I get a little excited.

\Is that wrong?


As long as you're thinking about Chelsea, then you don't have a problem. Because I would Clinton those boobies like the fist of an angry God.

 
hdhale 2008-04-06 07:32:08 PM  
ChewbaccaJones: Now who'll they get to re-arrange the deck-chairs?

The natural slant of the deck as the ship continues to list to port.

 
cork904 [TotalFark] 2008-04-06 07:32:18 PM  
Seabon: Bravo on the headline, subby

/agreed

 
DavIng 2008-04-06 07:32:19 PM  
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/I didn't made this. I found it from another forum.
//That's McCain with the tentacles. lol

 
iquixotic 2008-04-06 07:32:39 PM  
NOW Hillary, NOW it gets fun.

 
Time Traveler 2008-04-06 07:32:52 PM  
i259.photobucket.com

 
pc_gator 2008-04-06 07:33:14 PM  
Mark's brother Sean is a pretty decent actor...

 
Mary Fragdalene 2008-04-06 07:33:21 PM  
Oh snappu.

Will this hasten her exit from the stage? Because if so then I'd like to say 'Thank you' to Mr. Penn, because really it was getting kind of sad.

 
rburp 2008-04-06 07:33:52 PM  
Wow. It's pretty sad that I glanced at this headline and thought "what is an article about Richard Stallman doing in the Politics section with a news flash tag???". Also, I hope Mark Penn's lifeboat gets a hole bit into it by an angry shark.

 
uprislng 2008-04-06 07:33:53 PM  
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unfortunately HRC is going to take down the dem party before she even considers bowing out.

 
TheAgeOfEgos 2008-04-06 07:34:00 PM  
I was aloof when it came to Hillary at the start of this campaign...which quickly turned into farking revulsion.

My friends and I were talking about the celebration that will ensue following her concession speech. It will be like farking V-Day for Democrats.

 
ChopSueyKS 2008-04-06 07:34:25 PM  
AnnoyingKidNextDoor: /My new favorite shop.

As if looking at her didn't give me nightmares already...

 
Militant Moderate [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-04-06 07:34:42 PM  
Keep the laughter down, President McCain needs his nap time.

 
Alien5151 2008-04-06 07:34:44 PM  
LessO2: Is this really going to hurt, or help, her campaign?

Unfortunately it'll probably help the campaign, the new chief strategist can't possibly be as incompetant as Mark Penn.

 
Kumana Wanalaia [TotalFark] 2008-04-06 07:34:52 PM  
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iquixotic 2008-04-06 07:35:56 PM  
Alien5151: the new chief strategist can't possibly be as incompetant as Mark Penn.

Agreed. God willing, it's already too late for her.

 
Empanda 2008-04-06 07:36:05 PM  
Amusing she had to chuck him overboard, but personally I am hoping for a tell-all interview from him. Some sour grapes would be good for a laugh.

 
BalugaJoe 2008-04-06 07:36:13 PM  
She can't wait to get into office before starting the scandals.

 
tasteme 2008-04-06 07:36:20 PM  
Bored Horde

Obama isn't a socialist. Christ, you Americans need to travel and see what real socialism looks like.

by "you" Americans you mean one silly Fark commenter? Christ, you Canadians have an over-inflated sense of globalization.

 
YesWeHaveNoBannanas 2008-04-06 07:36:22 PM  
He got reamed...lost his big Columbia contract, then got the boot from the hilldog team...watch leaks about hilldog come out left and right....he is gonna have his own fun taking down what ever is left of this shambles of a candidate.....watch!!!!

Subbie, nice headline.

 
John Dewey 2008-04-06 07:36:22 PM  
Unfortunately it'll probably help the campaign, the new chief strategist can't possibly be as incompetant as Mark Penn.

Didn't we say the same thing with Bush when it came to Attorney Generals?

 
clambot 2008-04-06 07:36:33 PM  
Bring on the crocodile tears.

What a bunch of corporate cronies.

Once again, their crony-ism is revealed, just like it was back in the day of Whitewater.

Pretty sad when the common folk can't see beyond the Clintons's cronyism, which is just as lovely as Bush, Inc.

Obama's our only hope out of this mess. VOTE OBAMA.

 
buzzvert [TotalFark] 2008-04-06 07:36:41 PM  
www.evilinternet.com

 
ChopSueyKS 2008-04-06 07:37:01 PM  
Alien5151: LessO2: Is this really going to hurt, or help, her campaign?

Unfortunately it'll probably help the campaign, the new chief strategist can't possibly be as incompetant as Mark Penn.


It does make her failing campaign look that much worse though, if her own chief strategist is jumping ship. It'll look very bad for her in tomorrow's headlines.

 
BalugaJoe 2008-04-06 07:37:21 PM  
The picture they show of him on TV is soooo gay.

 
fatassbastard [TotalFark] 2008-04-06 07:37:29 PM  
Bored Horde: Obama isn't a socialist.

YES HE IS! RUSH SED SO!!!!

 
loser_death_spiral 2008-04-06 07:38:10 PM  
The real news flash will be in a couple days when he turns up Vince Fostered.

 
uprislng 2008-04-06 07:38:28 PM  
John Dewey: Unfortunately it'll probably help the campaign, the new chief strategist can't possibly be as incompetant as Mark Penn.

Didn't we say the same thing with Bush when it came to Attorney Generals?


I lol'd

and then cried in a corner because its sadly true

 
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