I'd hit that to the nth power!!!

love the gratuitous picture of billie piper in the article.

Is this really the first greenlight of this article?

TwistedIvory: Is this really the first greenlight of this article?

nope, but there is a much better pic on this one

SilentStrider: love the gratuitous picture of billie piper in the article.

my thoughts also

That look in his face is the look of a person who'd never imagined to hit someone as hot, is going to hit it.

I'd compute the integrals of her curves, and add a constant.

'maths'?

chemical_angel: 'maths'?

Don't worry about it. The article is from the UK where they don't speak English very well.

Can we turn this into a science pickup line thread?

"Hey baby, you must be about to integrate over all space becuase i'm about find my particle in your box."

my bad as submitting that as a "SFW pic". I didnt realize until after I sent in the submission that I left off the "N".

/subby

//never payed a prostitute, but she makes me rethink that decision.

Wow that is one screwed up woman.

//fist of an angry god
///even with the head wrap
////durka durka

I would rather be her second derivative so I could investigate her concavities.

I like her pi.

Good on her. Do what (or who) makes you happy.

FTA:

Farooq has since been jailed for sexually assaulting two 15-year-old girls.

Not really sure what to make of it.

I knew someone like this at Oxford, who had been pushed by her parents to go there at an early age. She jumped in front of a bus, so (I guess) this is a little better.

Her rent was in arrears. Get it? Arrears?

/nothing, I got it

also ..
I'd like to be her integral to fill the space under her curves.

I'd multiply it.

I'd hit it, but she clearly prefers men with much larger foreheads (and much less hair) than I have.

I give her 5 years before she blows her brains out due to untreated bipolar disorder.

According to Heisenberg, I might've already hit it... and baby, I'm not planning to check and ruin it.

Another article with some NSFW pics:
Link

And in comments that will particularly wound her estranged father, 50, Sufiah claimed she now recites equations and algebra to entertain clients.

Let he who is without sine cast the first stone.

I'd pound that calculator.

Can'tLetYouDoThatStarFox: I give her 5 years before she blows her brains out due to untreated bipolar disorder.

I'd show her my gun collection.

/wait what?
//Before you 2nd Amendment fans chime in I BLAM

We need more call girls gone math whiz. Now THAT would be a good story.

This thread is gonna need alot of pics.

Asia Carrera wants her headline back, to make some minor adjustments...

Well I'm glad she's living her lifelong dream of paying back (and then some) her intrusive parents who made her go to college at age 13.

I'd occupy her osculating orbit.

Maths is hard. And so is my large denominator.

Holy shiat, her father's head! He looks like Wayne "The Main Brain" McLain!

The Grinch: According to Heisenberg, I might've already hit it... and baby, I'm not planning to check and ruin it.

A little Schroedinger's pussy, eh?

I guess we have no right to impose our morality (not that I really think prostitution is that bad) but this woman could be contributing so much more to life then a stain on a sofa.

Oh well just because your smart at a young age doesn't make you mature.

Huh her daddy abused her now she likes to sleep with older rich men to feel in control...

not impressed...

I'm a sexy girl but im bad at math so i'm really getting a kick out of these replies!

Dear Internet:

Has you found her web portal yet?

Thanks,

fark.com "hit it" threads participants

ChubbyTiger: Her rent was in arrears. Get it? Arrears?

What what?

I'll be the first lady to come in and be all unfun and say that I feel bad for her, not because she's a prostitute, but because of the life she led up to that point. Not saying that prostitutes are bad people, but she can't exactly be called well-adjusted either.

/NB would hit.

I'd integrate her natural log, but I'd have to be 'one over' first.

This doesnt seem that weird to me. I went to a math and science magnet school for high school and the most promiscuous two girls were also the smartest.

I think they realized that people were using them for brains, just as people used other girls for their bodies, and they felt they wanted to show that they were also a sexual human being, just as other girls felt they needed to show that they were also an intellectual human being.

EsteeFlwrPot: I'm a sexy girl but im bad at math so i'm really getting a kick out of these replies!

Well, if I offer you two shiny quarters instead of one crisp $100 bill, you should take the quarters because two is more than one, and hey, shiny things.

We'll work out the next lessons on credit.

Typical girl with daddy issues.

I think any dad would be upset if he found out his daughter was having sex for money. Even if the dad and child are estranged.

Maybe growing up she thought she couldnt "control" her life and her father "controlled" her.

her new life as a £130-an-hour prostitute

sounds like she's still pretty good at math.

I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros

A little Schroedinger's pussy, eh?

It's not necrophilia if she only might be dead.

olasyn: not impressed...

Damn it. I was about to post that.

/Paging Danica Mckellar to the hot math chick thread. Danica Mckellar to the hot math chick thread.

I knew with enough emotional torment I could bring her down to my level. And onto the next conquest, my work here is done ...

Farooq?

SithLord: Another article with some NSFW pics:
Link

Old. I thought you had pics of her vagina.