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(MSNBC) Dumbass If you escape from prison in Pennsylvania and make it all the way to California without getting busted, bragging about it might just be pushing your luck   (msnbc.msn.com) divider line 82
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strangeguitar 2008-04-06 08:08:44 PM  
It was a prison in Pa...
That's some nice proofreading, Lou.

 
Asclepius [TotalFark] 2008-04-06 08:20:33 PM  
If you escape from prison in California and make it all the way to California without getting busted, bragging about it might just be pushing your luck

That headline made my brain hurt. More than usual.

 
Creeping Malaise 2008-04-06 08:38:18 PM  
Wouldn't that require just stepping outside the fence?

/DRTFA

 
beve [TotalFark] 2008-04-06 08:39:06 PM  
FAIL

 
ukiah 2008-04-06 08:51:16 PM  
I thought it was going to be a joke about not making it very far before bragging but it turns out subby just didnt RTFA.

 
AuCinaoaMie 2008-04-06 08:51:52 PM  
SUBBY: Put down the crackpipe, take some deep breaths, then lay down before you hurt someone

 
shanrick [TotalFark] 2008-04-06 08:51:57 PM  
A million retarded monkeys typing on a million retarded typewriters could never begin to match the fail of that headline.

 
Feltonl 2008-04-06 08:52:42 PM  
Here's to you Mr. poor headline writer guy...
Mr. Poor headline writer guy...
Without you, many websites and web forums would have no one to make fun of. (No snarky comments)
The spelling and grammar police would have to look elsewhere.
(Check the local paper.)
It is your brave and tireless work on headlines, damning the use of spellcheckers and people to proof read, that makes this country Great! (Can't even spell thesaurus)
So we salute you Mr. Poor headline writer guy.

 
tylerdurden217 2008-04-06 08:53:19 PM  
Pennsylvania = California? Subby is one of the US Americans that doesn't own a map, such as.

 
manciasal 2008-04-06 08:53:24 PM  
AuCinaoaMie: SUBBY: Put down the crackpipe, take some deep breaths, then lay down before you hurt someone

lollollollollol

 
skinink 2008-04-06 08:53:52 PM  
I once shot a man in Reno, because we were both in Reno...

 
ehrichweiss 2008-04-06 08:53:54 PM  
F-F-F-F-FAIL.

 
I Said [TotalFark] 2008-04-06 08:54:00 PM  
They left Plymouth Rock, and landed at . . .Plymouth Rock. How farking lucky is that?

 
Bonanza Jellybean 2008-04-06 08:54:13 PM  
Wow, subby.

 
GimpyNip 2008-04-06 08:54:14 PM  
California is a huge state, the third biggest, so maybe Subby has a point. When I lived there I would brag about making it from Hollywood to Burbank in under 5 hours.

 
consciousNOT [TotalFark] 2008-04-06 08:54:50 PM  
Sunday pipe hitting sub and mods, I guess?

 
nimbers 2008-04-06 08:55:08 PM  
Prison Break's missing some depth due to the writer's strike, I suppose.

 
che4prez 2008-04-06 08:55:13 PM  
just....damn.....FAIL

 
dbirchall [TotalFark] 2008-04-06 08:55:56 PM  
Said it before and I'll say it again... Fark: Read while drunk, post while sober. Please.

 
skoobx 2008-04-06 08:56:15 PM  
I too barfed all over my first and only approved headline. Not that bad though. Good side of farked headlines is that they usually make for good threads.

 
ehrichweiss 2008-04-06 08:56:35 PM  
Oh, I did forget though that there is a road sign in Pennsylvania that says "University of California", IIRC. It's been almost 20 years since I've been there so I don't remember what it says exactly but I remember thinking I was on the wrong farking coast when I saw it.

 
overlord 2008-04-06 08:56:49 PM  
Submitter should go to prison for murdering that headline.

 
Peaves 2008-04-06 08:57:25 PM  
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re-elect_jimmy_carter 2008-04-06 08:58:23 PM  
GimpyNip: When I lived there I would brag about making it from Hollywood to Burbank in under 5 hours.

ha.

 
Mad Scientist 2008-04-06 08:58:28 PM  
overlord: Submitter should go to prison for murdering that headline.

In California or California?

 
moearnings 2008-04-06 08:59:13 PM  
maybe it's just a stutter?

 
flg8or 2008-04-06 08:59:41 PM  
You know...you CAN preview posts and submissions before you send them...you know that, right?

 
Winkler099 2008-04-06 09:00:07 PM  
I just escaped prison, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies...

 
overlord 2008-04-06 09:00:39 PM  
Mad Scientist: In California or California?

In Pennsylvania; apparently you can escape from prisons in California (and probably California, too).

 
Epsilon [TotalFark] 2008-04-06 09:00:48 PM  
Where did he escape from? Oh, California!

 
ultraholland 2008-04-06 09:00:49 PM  
Don't go bragging about this headline, submitard.

 
shanrick [TotalFark] 2008-04-06 09:01:13 PM  
California has a death penalty. So does California.

 
Can'tLetYouDoThatStarFox 2008-04-06 09:01:46 PM  
"And submitter did pile upon the headline the sum of all retardation of his whole race from Adam down..."

 
ubermensch 2008-04-06 09:01:55 PM  
I believe subby just made an honest mistake...s/he had California on the mind.

If they were brave, they'd come in and fess up.

If they did it on purpose, they can DIAF

 
simpsonfan 2008-04-06 09:01:58 PM  
If they had executed him, he wouldn't have escaped. At least run all the trash through a compactor first.

 
USCLaw2010 2008-04-06 09:02:08 PM  
Hey smitty
www.penmachine.com

 
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener [TotalFark] 2008-04-06 09:02:38 PM  
i210.photobucket.com

 
Heracleitus 2008-04-06 09:03:35 PM  
tylerdurden217: Pennsylvania = California? Subby is one of the US Americans that doesn't own a map, such as.

This girl thinks that you're an eloquent speaker:
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Tastes Like Chicken [TotalFark] 2008-04-06 09:06:58 PM  
That's a long-ass farking tunnel.

 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark] 2008-04-06 09:07:09 PM  
GimpyNip: California is a huge state, the third biggest, so maybe Subby has a point. When I lived there I would brag about making it from Hollywood to Burbank in under 5 hours.

Subby major FAIL, but GimpyNip's comment isn't bad. I work in Anaheim, and at rush hour, it's taken me half an hour to get two miles from the 57 on ramp to the 91 crossover--a distance of under 2 miles.

OTOH, some prisoners are dumb enough to actually brag they escaped from Folsom & made it all the way to Fresno.

 
ultraholland 2008-04-06 09:08:44 PM  
www.thefunkstore.com

You guys going to California?

 
re-elect_jimmy_carter 2008-04-06 09:09:23 PM  
why comment on the story when you can b][tch about the headline.

this thread fails.

 
Placenta for Breakfast 2008-04-06 09:09:59 PM  
Good God. I can't get greenlighted to save my life and this shiat makes it. Unbelievable.

 
farkMcFark 2008-04-06 09:10:30 PM  
one time . . . this seattle guy cooked . . . hahaha . . . and a pittsburgh fan . . . oh my god . . . and he ated it . . . and . . .still charged . . . lol . . . watch . . . and ended up losing it . . . hahaha . . . you had to be there . . .

 
Internet Disease 2008-04-06 09:12:30 PM  
How does dreck like this get greenlit?

 
bolzy 2008-04-06 09:12:42 PM  
Placenta for Breakfast: Good God. I can't get greenlighted to save my life and this shiat makes it. Unbelievable.

I hope this will make you feel better:

i31.tinypic.com

 
poonhill 2008-04-06 09:13:26 PM  
maybe it was just a really big tunnel.

 
ultraholland 2008-04-06 09:14:59 PM  
re-elect_jimmy_carter: why comment on the story when you can b][tch about the headline.

TFA sucks just as much/

 
deevo 2008-04-06 09:15:15 PM  
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outlawtartan 2008-04-06 09:15:27 PM  
Thanks subby...my first night back to fark in a while and you have to go and get a farking, farked up story greenlit by the drunken farking admins.....thanks subby.

Fark you.

And fark you too admins.....


man is it great to be back to fark.

 
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