It was a prison in Pa...
That's some nice proofreading, Lou.

If you escape from prison in California and make it all the way to California without getting busted, bragging about it might just be pushing your luck

That headline made my brain hurt. More than usual.

Wouldn't that require just stepping outside the fence?

/DRTFA

I thought it was going to be a joke about not making it very far before bragging but it turns out subby just didnt RTFA.

SUBBY: Put down the crackpipe, take some deep breaths, then lay down before you hurt someone

A million retarded monkeys typing on a million retarded typewriters could never begin to match the fail of that headline.

Here's to you Mr. poor headline writer guy...
Mr. Poor headline writer guy...
Without you, many websites and web forums would have no one to make fun of. (No snarky comments)
The spelling and grammar police would have to look elsewhere.
(Check the local paper.)
It is your brave and tireless work on headlines, damning the use of spellcheckers and people to proof read, that makes this country Great! (Can't even spell thesaurus)
So we salute you Mr. Poor headline writer guy.

Pennsylvania = California? Subby is one of the US Americans that doesn't own a map, such as.

AuCinaoaMie: SUBBY: Put down the crackpipe, take some deep breaths, then lay down before you hurt someone

lollollollollol

I once shot a man in Reno, because we were both in Reno...

F-F-F-F-FAIL.

They left Plymouth Rock, and landed at . . .Plymouth Rock. How farking lucky is that?

Wow, subby.

California is a huge state, the third biggest, so maybe Subby has a point. When I lived there I would brag about making it from Hollywood to Burbank in under 5 hours.

Sunday pipe hitting sub and mods, I guess?

Prison Break's missing some depth due to the writer's strike, I suppose.

just....damn.....FAIL

Said it before and I'll say it again... Fark: Read while drunk, post while sober. Please.

I too barfed all over my first and only approved headline. Not that bad though. Good side of farked headlines is that they usually make for good threads.

Oh, I did forget though that there is a road sign in Pennsylvania that says "University of California", IIRC. It's been almost 20 years since I've been there so I don't remember what it says exactly but I remember thinking I was on the wrong farking coast when I saw it.

Submitter should go to prison for murdering that headline.

GimpyNip: When I lived there I would brag about making it from Hollywood to Burbank in under 5 hours.

ha.

overlord: Submitter should go to prison for murdering that headline.

In California or California?

maybe it's just a stutter?

You know...you CAN preview posts and submissions before you send them...you know that, right?

I just escaped prison, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies...

Mad Scientist: In California or California?

In Pennsylvania; apparently you can escape from prisons in California (and probably California, too).

Where did he escape from? Oh, California!

Don't go bragging about this headline, submitard.

California has a death penalty. So does California.

"And submitter did pile upon the headline the sum of all retardation of his whole race from Adam down..."

I believe subby just made an honest mistake...s/he had California on the mind.

If they were brave, they'd come in and fess up.

If they did it on purpose, they can DIAF

If they had executed him, he wouldn't have escaped. At least run all the trash through a compactor first.

Hey smitty

tylerdurden217: Pennsylvania = California? Subby is one of the US Americans that doesn't own a map, such as.

This girl thinks that you're an eloquent speaker:

That's a long-ass farking tunnel.

GimpyNip: California is a huge state, the third biggest, so maybe Subby has a point. When I lived there I would brag about making it from Hollywood to Burbank in under 5 hours.

Subby major FAIL, but GimpyNip's comment isn't bad. I work in Anaheim, and at rush hour, it's taken me half an hour to get two miles from the 57 on ramp to the 91 crossover--a distance of under 2 miles.

OTOH, some prisoners are dumb enough to actually brag they escaped from Folsom & made it all the way to Fresno.

You guys going to California?

why comment on the story when you can b][tch about the headline.

this thread fails.

Good God. I can't get greenlighted to save my life and this shiat makes it. Unbelievable.

one time . . . this seattle guy cooked . . . hahaha . . . and a pittsburgh fan . . . oh my god . . . and he ated it . . . and . . .still charged . . . lol . . . watch . . . and ended up losing it . . . hahaha . . . you had to be there . . .

How does dreck like this get greenlit?

Placenta for Breakfast: Good God. I can't get greenlighted to save my life and this shiat makes it. Unbelievable.

I hope this will make you feel better:

maybe it was just a really big tunnel.

re-elect_jimmy_carter: why comment on the story when you can b][tch about the headline.

TFA sucks just as much/

Thanks subby...my first night back to fark in a while and you have to go and get a farking, farked up story greenlit by the drunken farking admins.....thanks subby.

Fark you.

And fark you too admins.....


man is it great to be back to fark.