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(KHOU Houston) Amusing Gunman shoots at police, jumps park fence, robs dad and kids, sheds ankle bracelet, escapes police dogs, carjacks pregnant lady and surrenders to police ... wait for it ... completely naked. Taa Daa   (khou.com) divider line 50
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just_ducky [TotalFark] 2008-04-06 10:05:44 PM  
The aristocrats?

 
St. Spuzzum 2008-04-06 10:06:26 PM  
Another naked criminal? Or is this the same guy? Too lazy to read the article.

 
ultraholland 2008-04-06 10:06:40 PM  
Sounds somewhat familiar

www.esreality.com

 
EsteeFlwrPot 2008-04-06 10:06:54 PM  
haha i bet his junk was waving around all over the place

 
dexaline 2008-04-06 10:07:27 PM  
Earlier greenlight from today:
"Not news: Man arrested after leading police on chase. News: He climbed on the roof of van while going 55MPH. Fark: He was naked"

We headed for a naked police chase trifecta?

 
TheQuest35 2008-04-06 10:07:49 PM  
Good find subby!

 
phlegmmo 2008-04-06 10:07:52 PM  
Deputies pursued Jones in the stolen car until he finally stopped and exited the vehicle with no clothes on.

It was unclear why he had removed them.


images.amazon.com

 
Third Day Mark 2008-04-06 10:09:28 PM  
just_ducky: The aristocrats?

Thats what I thought when I read it.

 
RicosRoughnecks 2008-04-06 10:17:52 PM  
Before the 2nd Amendment fans chime in I have to ask..

Have you ever seen a person really hit with a bullet?

I mean a human being shot with deadly force.

Just wondering...

 
ah3133 2008-04-06 10:19:10 PM  
ultraholland: Sounds somewhat familiar

Best line in that movie:
Gang Member ( points to graffiti ): "It says this is f***ing private property. No f***ing trespassing. That means f***ing you.
Michael Douglas: "Well, maybe if you wrote it in f***ing English, I would f***ing understand it."

 
Bored Horde 2008-04-06 10:23:03 PM  
RicosRoughnecks: Before the 2nd Amendment fans chime in I have to ask..

Have you ever seen a person really hit with a bullet?

I mean a human being shot with deadly force.

Just wondering...


The Aristocrats!

 
grunthos 2008-04-06 10:26:19 PM  
RicosRoughnecks, come hop the fence nekkid at my place and try to rob me and my kids, and I'll show ya' close up...a few times.

 
geetus 2008-04-06 10:26:24 PM  
Yay! About 1/2 mile from my old house.

/have since moved to a less crack-saturated neighborhood
//As a crowd gathers round an angry young man - Face down on the street with a gun in his hand... you know where.

 
wydok 2008-04-06 10:27:46 PM  
And for my next trick, I will make my Johnson grow bigger!

 
CygnusDarius [TotalFark] 2008-04-06 10:31:58 PM  
Sounded like the plot of GTA 4.

 
Driver [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-04-06 10:32:20 PM  
phlegmmo: Deputies pursued Jones in the stolen car until he finally stopped and exited the vehicle with no clothes on.

It was unclear why he had removed them.


He was still car-jacking.

 
AlabamaGirl [TotalFark] 2008-04-06 10:36:12 PM  
I want to see the mugshot.

 
soaky55 2008-04-06 10:37:31 PM  
I think this dudes in for some major time...

 
pup.socket 2008-04-06 10:40:37 PM  
hardcore.

 
emtlawstudent 2008-04-06 10:40:52 PM  
I still prefer the "Yahtzee!!!" cliche to the "Ta Da!" or "The Aristocrats"

 
Tarkus31 2008-04-06 10:43:22 PM  
Driver: phlegmmo: Deputies pursued Jones in the stolen car until he finally stopped and exited the vehicle with no clothes on.

It was unclear why he had removed them.

He was still car-jacking.


You just won the thread. Topic over.

 
peewinkle 2008-04-06 10:45:31 PM  
This is why I come to Fark.

*bravo, sir, bravo*


/what, no meth?
//DRTFA

 
Nocens 2008-04-06 10:47:39 PM  
RicosRoughnecks: Before the 2nd Amendment fans chime in I have to ask..

Have you ever seen a person really hit with a bullet?

I mean a human being shot with deadly force.

Just wondering...




Depends, do brown people count?

 
danar75 2008-04-06 10:47:53 PM  
Great headline! I don't even want to sully it by bothering to read the article.

 
phlegmmo 2008-04-06 10:47:57 PM  
Driver:
phlegmmo: Deputies pursued Jones in the stolen car until he finally stopped and exited the vehicle with no clothes on.

It was unclear why he had removed them.

He was still car-jacking.


Don't want to examine that evidence.

 
geetus 2008-04-06 10:48:49 PM  
He was still car-jacking.

Reminds me of a joke my dad told me the other day:

Guy goes to the doctor & the doc tells him, "You're going to have to stop masturbating."

"Why?" the man says.

The doctor replies, "Because I'm trying to give you an examination."

/lol
//end threadjack

 
deadapostle [TotalFark] 2008-04-06 10:49:21 PM  
Technically, he did have an ankle bracelet on for the beginning of his escapade so he wasn't totally naked.

 
deadapostle [TotalFark] 2008-04-06 10:50:41 PM  
geetus: He was still car-jacking.

Reminds me of a joke my dad told me the other day:

Guy goes to the doctor & the doc tells him, "You're going to have to stop masturbating."

"Why?" the man says.

The doctor replies, "Because I'm trying to give you an examination."

/lol
//end threadjack


I just shared that joke with my mother, who loved it.

 
RicosRoughnecks 2008-04-06 10:51:53 PM  
Disclaimer: I'm a 2nd amendment fan, I'm just trying to keep a new fark cliche going.

 
Linto 2008-04-06 10:55:15 PM  
Why are they ALWAYS naked?!

 
EsteeFlwrPot 2008-04-06 10:56:27 PM  
morning_foil
Nocens: Depends, do brown people count?

Brown people aren't really people.


Hey! Im brown and im a person! With feelings too!

/and boobies

 
Kimball_Kinnison 2008-04-06 10:57:58 PM  
would it be an ankle bracelet if he was trying to hide his junk with it?

 
ThatsTremendous 2008-04-06 10:58:23 PM  
Would you prefer the alternative?

images.quizilla.com

 
ThatsTremendous 2008-04-06 10:59:02 PM  
Linto: Why are they ALWAYS naked?!

My post before was in response to this.

Dammit.

 
robbiedo 2008-04-06 11:00:16 PM  
RicosRoughnecks: Before the 2nd Amendment fans chime in I have to ask..

Have you ever seen a person really hit with a bullet?

I mean a human being shot with deadly force.

Just wondering...


Yes, when i was 12 years old. We were waiting for the school bus. it was the most surreal experience of my life.

 
Dangleberry Alliance 2008-04-06 11:07:31 PM  
Before all you meme fans chime in I have to ask..
Have you ever gotten a kick out of some of the replies here?
I mean get a kick out of it with deadly force.
Just wondering...

 
kc987654 2008-04-06 11:11:10 PM  
RicosRoughnecks: Before the 2nd Amendment fans chime in I have to ask..

Have you ever seen a person really hit with a bullet?

I mean a human being shot with deadly force.

Just wondering...


Someone was shot? Is Omarion ok?

 
Enrico Pallazzo 2008-04-06 11:11:11 PM  
EsteeFlwrPot: morning_foil
Nocens: Depends, do brown people count?

Brown people aren't really people.

Hey! Im brown and im a person! With feelings too!

/and boobies


Impossible....We all know women aren't people. Especially the brown ones.

/jk
//likes boobies
///even brown ones

 
RandomKeyStrike 2008-04-06 11:14:04 PM  
I know it's the height of uncoolness to ask where a meme came from (or how soon it can leave), but where is this

Have you ever seen a _______ _______ with a _________?
I mean a ______ being _________....

coming from? Is it from a movie or TV show, or what?

And most importantly - is it supposed to be funny?

 
lewismarktwo 2008-04-06 11:17:26 PM  
Wow looks like that meme has gone full circle.

 
Epossumondas [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-04-06 11:24:08 PM  
That's my darling Luke. He grins like a baby but bites like a gator.

 
BiffWebster [TotalFark] 2008-04-06 11:29:17 PM  
I'm glad subby didn't use the Aristocrats cliche because its overused and people seem to have forgotten when they are really supposed to use it.

/that word, you keep using it...etc

 
ZzeusS 2008-04-06 11:31:21 PM  
Hey, I have a new meme.

TITS or GTFO

 
RicosRoughnecks 2008-04-06 11:31:22 PM  
RandomKeyStrike: I know it's the height of uncoolness to ask where a meme came from (or how soon it can leave),

It's from the thread '10 quotes on what it feels like to get shot.' I have the original here:

T.M.S.: Before the 2nd Amendment fans chime in I have to ask..

Have you ever seen a person really hit with a bullet?

I mean a human being shot with deadly force.

Just wondering...

 
lewismarktwo 2008-04-07 12:09:32 AM  
ultraholland: Sounds somewhat familiar

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWQZjHsCzNo (new window) SFW

 
kawaikunai 2008-04-07 12:09:33 AM  
EsteeFlwrPot: Hey! Im brown and im a person! With feelings too!

/and boobies


Pics or it didn't happen.

 
YixilTesiphon 2008-04-07 01:22:59 AM  
RicosRoughnecks: RandomKeyStrike: I know it's the height of uncoolness to ask where a meme came from (or how soon it can leave),

It's from the thread '10 quotes on what it feels like to get shot.' I have the original here:

T.M.S.: Before the 2nd Amendment fans chime in I have to ask..

Have you ever seen a person really hit with a bullet?

I mean a human being shot with deadly force.

Just wondering...


"Doing bong hits with deadly force" is by far my favorite spawn of that.

 
el_morte 2008-04-07 01:30:53 AM  
you sure someone watching the movie "Crank"?
sheesh!

RL sucks
El_morte

 
DaCaptain19 2008-04-07 12:09:04 PM  
grunthos 2008-04-06 10:26:19 PM

RicosRoughnecks, come hop the fence nekkid at my place and try to rob me and my kids, and I'll show ya' close up...a few times.

Calm down there, Sparky! Sit! Lay down! Bad dog, bbbaaaaadddd dog!

/besides, heard you couldn't hit the broad side of a barn if your kid's lives depended on it...

 
fireclown 2008-04-07 04:55:50 PM  
pspmedia.ign.com
approves.

/can't wait for the release.

 
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