The aristocrats?

Another naked criminal? Or is this the same guy? Too lazy to read the article.

Sounds somewhat familiar

haha i bet his junk was waving around all over the place

Earlier greenlight from today:
"Not news: Man arrested after leading police on chase. News: He climbed on the roof of van while going 55MPH. Fark: He was naked"

We headed for a naked police chase trifecta?

Good find subby!

just_ducky: The aristocrats?

Thats what I thought when I read it.

Before the 2nd Amendment fans chime in I have to ask..

Have you ever seen a person really hit with a bullet?

I mean a human being shot with deadly force.

Just wondering...

ultraholland: Sounds somewhat familiar

Best line in that movie:
Gang Member ( points to graffiti ): "It says this is f***ing private property. No f***ing trespassing. That means f***ing you.
Michael Douglas: "Well, maybe if you wrote it in f***ing English, I would f***ing understand it."

RicosRoughnecks: Before the 2nd Amendment fans chime in I have to ask..

Have you ever seen a person really hit with a bullet?

I mean a human being shot with deadly force.

Just wondering...

The Aristocrats!

RicosRoughnecks, come hop the fence nekkid at my place and try to rob me and my kids, and I'll show ya' close up...a few times.

Yay! About 1/2 mile from my old house.

/have since moved to a less crack-saturated neighborhood
//As a crowd gathers round an angry young man - Face down on the street with a gun in his hand... you know where.

And for my next trick, I will make my Johnson grow bigger!

Sounded like the plot of GTA 4.

phlegmmo: Deputies pursued Jones in the stolen car until he finally stopped and exited the vehicle with no clothes on.

It was unclear why he had removed them.

He was still car-jacking.

I want to see the mugshot.

I think this dudes in for some major time...

hardcore.

I still prefer the "Yahtzee!!!" cliche to the "Ta Da!" or "The Aristocrats"

Driver: phlegmmo: Deputies pursued Jones in the stolen car until he finally stopped and exited the vehicle with no clothes on.

It was unclear why he had removed them.

He was still car-jacking.

You just won the thread. Topic over.

This is why I come to Fark.

*bravo, sir, bravo*


/what, no meth?
//DRTFA

RicosRoughnecks: Before the 2nd Amendment fans chime in I have to ask..

Have you ever seen a person really hit with a bullet?

I mean a human being shot with deadly force.

Just wondering...



Depends, do brown people count?

Great headline! I don't even want to sully it by bothering to read the article.

Driver:
phlegmmo: Deputies pursued Jones in the stolen car until he finally stopped and exited the vehicle with no clothes on.

It was unclear why he had removed them.

He was still car-jacking.

Don't want to examine that evidence.

He was still car-jacking.

Reminds me of a joke my dad told me the other day:

Guy goes to the doctor & the doc tells him, "You're going to have to stop masturbating."

"Why?" the man says.

The doctor replies, "Because I'm trying to give you an examination."

/lol
//end threadjack

Technically, he did have an ankle bracelet on for the beginning of his escapade so he wasn't totally naked.

geetus: He was still car-jacking.

Reminds me of a joke my dad told me the other day:

Guy goes to the doctor & the doc tells him, "You're going to have to stop masturbating."

"Why?" the man says.

The doctor replies, "Because I'm trying to give you an examination."

/lol
//end threadjack

I just shared that joke with my mother, who loved it.

Disclaimer: I'm a 2nd amendment fan, I'm just trying to keep a new fark cliche going.

Why are they ALWAYS naked?!

morning_foil
Nocens: Depends, do brown people count?

Brown people aren't really people.

Hey! Im brown and im a person! With feelings too!

/and boobies

would it be an ankle bracelet if he was trying to hide his junk with it?

Would you prefer the alternative?

Linto: Why are they ALWAYS naked?!

My post before was in response to this.

Dammit.

RicosRoughnecks: Before the 2nd Amendment fans chime in I have to ask..

Have you ever seen a person really hit with a bullet?

I mean a human being shot with deadly force.

Just wondering...

Yes, when i was 12 years old. We were waiting for the school bus. it was the most surreal experience of my life.

Before all you meme fans chime in I have to ask..
Have you ever gotten a kick out of some of the replies here?
I mean get a kick out of it with deadly force.
Just wondering...

RicosRoughnecks: Before the 2nd Amendment fans chime in I have to ask..

Have you ever seen a person really hit with a bullet?

I mean a human being shot with deadly force.

Just wondering...

Someone was shot? Is Omarion ok?

EsteeFlwrPot: morning_foil
Nocens: Depends, do brown people count?

Brown people aren't really people.

Hey! Im brown and im a person! With feelings too!

/and boobies

Impossible....We all know women aren't people. Especially the brown ones.

/jk
//likes boobies
///even brown ones

I know it's the height of uncoolness to ask where a meme came from (or how soon it can leave), but where is this

Have you ever seen a _______ _______ with a _________?
I mean a ______ being _________....

coming from? Is it from a movie or TV show, or what?

And most importantly - is it supposed to be funny?

Wow looks like that meme has gone full circle.

That's my darling Luke. He grins like a baby but bites like a gator.

I'm glad subby didn't use the Aristocrats cliche because its overused and people seem to have forgotten when they are really supposed to use it.

/that word, you keep using it...etc

Hey, I have a new meme.

TITS or GTFO

RandomKeyStrike: I know it's the height of uncoolness to ask where a meme came from (or how soon it can leave),

It's from the thread '10 quotes on what it feels like to get shot.' I have the original here:

T.M.S.: Before the 2nd Amendment fans chime in I have to ask..

Have you ever seen a person really hit with a bullet?

I mean a human being shot with deadly force.

Just wondering...

ultraholland: Sounds somewhat familiar

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWQZjHsCzNo (new window) SFW

EsteeFlwrPot: Hey! Im brown and im a person! With feelings too!

/and boobies

Pics or it didn't happen.

RicosRoughnecks: RandomKeyStrike: I know it's the height of uncoolness to ask where a meme came from (or how soon it can leave),

It's from the thread '10 quotes on what it feels like to get shot.' I have the original here:

T.M.S.: Before the 2nd Amendment fans chime in I have to ask..

Have you ever seen a person really hit with a bullet?

I mean a human being shot with deadly force.

Just wondering...

"Doing bong hits with deadly force" is by far my favorite spawn of that.

you sure someone watching the movie "Crank"?
sheesh!

RL sucks
El_morte

grunthos 2008-04-06 10:26:19 PM

RicosRoughnecks, come hop the fence nekkid at my place and try to rob me and my kids, and I'll show ya' close up...a few times.

Calm down there, Sparky! Sit! Lay down! Bad dog, bbbaaaaadddd dog!

/besides, heard you couldn't hit the broad side of a barn if your kid's lives depended on it...

approves.

/can't wait for the release.