"You're calling the cops for four beers?"

No, you dumbass scumbag farking thief. The police are being called because of a theft.

Nattie Ice comes in four-packs?

"You're calling the cops for four beers Natty Ice?"

If they were beers, I say call the cops right away. But who calls the cops over Natty Ice? She was doing them a favor.

They're only worth like a dollar anyway.

Who risks jail for four beers?

Four packs?

Jesus Christ, does Florida do anything right?

What the Fark is a four pack!?

Catymogo1: They're only worth like a dollar anyway.

The cans themselves were worth more than the "beer." That's why the guy called the cops - his aluminum was being stolen.

/why he didn't employ his Castle Law rights is beyond me
//that story woulda prolly gone insta-green

Um, let me think.

Yes, you farkwit.

One of four beers worse than Busch. And one of those is Busch Light.

I don't think I'd go so far as to call that "successful" shoplifting, Subby

Also, four pack? What?

So exactly how did she successfully shoplift them if the clerk caught her?

/Subby -1
//Or can I do that as a lowly liter?

the comments in the story are much funnier than the sorry comments in this thread.

crestucky....ha.

Why steal urine in a can?

who risks jail for natty ice? at least steal a smithwicks or something.

I miss the days when I did loss prevention. Occasionally a woman would offer to do anything if I did not call the police.

Sadly, I never took any of them up on the offer, but two young Russian girls had me sorely tempted.

Is Florida that full of lightweights, that they buy in 4 packs?

Arthur Jumbles: Who risks jail for four beers?

Floridians.

ChopSueyKS: "You're calling the cops for four beers Natty Ice?"

If they were beers, I say call the cops right away. But who calls the cops over Natty Ice? She was doing them a favor.

THIS. I came in to say it. Who would steal Natty Ice.

Why didn't she just go to a bar, pick out a loser and be nice to him?

Well, it all hinges on your definition of success.

She did manage to walk out with a 4pack of the beer of her choice, got to take it home and enjoy it. without being hassled by the police.

She just didn't go unnoticed.

Me, I would have said, Whoops, you're right, you got me, grabbed the nearest case and continued walking. shiat if you're gonna be seen anyway, might as well make it worth it.

/not subby

shirtsbyeric: Why didn't she just go to a bar, pick out a loser and be nice to him?

Actually, there is a law in the books in Florida that if he buys her a drink, and she accepts, she has to sleep with him....

/a joke, don't move there on account of me.

I would have more respect for somebody who stole like a few thousand dollars compared to this. I would have to beat this person with a nite stick just on principal. If you are going to steal liquor try grabbing the JW Blue Label.

SlothB77: who risks jail for natty ice? at least steal a smithwicks or something.

Smithwick's: The Natty Ice of Ireland

The suspect's last known address was in Ormond Beach

HEY! I used to live there!

She's right though; people like this shouldn't have the police called on them. They should be beaten on sight.
Dumbass.

/I'm also on the "Four-pack???" bandwagon

Yup, sounds like Crestucky.

Just so you know, there's nothing to do in the northern half of the western panhandle EXCEPT break the law.

Those of us from southern Okaloosa County try to stay away from the northern half at night for that reason.

FYI: Four-packs in Florida are typically 16-ouncers. So it's like 5 1/2 regular beers.

Well I certainly hope this isn't some kind of an indication that any Floridians might have issues involving alcohol or alcohol-related products.

Hector Remarkable: Well I certainly hope this isn't some kind of an indication that any Floridians might have issues involving alcohol or alcohol-related products.

Oh, where this took place, trust me, most people have "issues" with alcohol...

and meth.

Apparently a slow news day....

It was four beers...wtf?!

How many people would it take to put up a wall barricading the rest of the U.S. from Florida? Think of it as the Berlin Wall, except everyone is pumped about its construction v.s. its destruction...

/Hypothetically speaking of course
//Not really though

Rant_Casey's_Rabies_Buffet: Nattie Ice comes in four-packs?

She was smuggling two more somewhere else. You probably won't want those back.

If the store failed to fully prosecute the theft, word would get around that the store could be easily robbed and/or the employees intimidated. Can't let that happen.

Driving down from Michigan for the Capital One Bowl game this year, I was shocked to see that they sell Natural Ice in BOTTLES down in Florida. I'm not talking 40s, I'm talking 12oz bottles of Natural Ice sold in six-packs.

Anyways, Natty Ice is one of the staple college beers: Natty Light, Natty Ice, Keystone, Busch Light. Despite the fact that Red Dog and Ice House are cheaper, don't see much of those on campus.

ParliamentFunkadelic: How many people would it take to put up a wall barricading the rest of the U.S. from Florida? Think of it as the Berlin Wall, except everyone is pumped about its construction v.s. its destruction...

/Hypothetically speaking of course
//Not really though

Only if you can get us few rational minded people on the sane side of the wall in Alabama or Georgia.

Um, can't we just wall off the entire southeast?

dsmo: Driving down from Michigan for the Capital One Bowl game this year, I was shocked to see that they sell Natural Ice in BOTTLES down in Florida. I'm not talking 40s, I'm talking 12oz bottles of Natural Ice sold in six-packs.

Anyways, Natty Ice is one of the staple college beers: Natty Light, Natty Ice, Keystone, Busch Light. Despite the fact that Red Dog and Ice House are cheaper, don't see much of those on campus.

IIRC, 40s are illegal in Florida. Or maybe it's just in Tallahasse that they're illegal. I don't really know. I don't drink that much crappy beer in one sitting.

MorteDiem: I miss the days when I did loss prevention. Occasionally a woman would offer to do anything if I did not call the police.

Sadly, I never took any of them up on the offer, but two young Russian girls had me sorely tempted.

My guess is if the transaction were to be discovered you'd be in more trouble, what with having a penis and all.

Arthur Jumbles: Who risks jail for four beers?

Who shoplifts Natty Ice? Price doesn't MATTER, when you're stealing. That's the whole point!

Wollffeey: dsmo: Driving down from Michigan for the Capital One Bowl game this year, I was shocked to see that they sell Natural Ice in BOTTLES down in Florida. I'm not talking 40s, I'm talking 12oz bottles of Natural Ice sold in six-packs.

Anyways, Natty Ice is one of the staple college beers: Natty Light, Natty Ice, Keystone, Busch Light. Despite the fact that Red Dog and Ice House are cheaper, don't see much of those on campus.

IIRC, 40s are illegal in Florida. Or maybe it's just in Tallahasse that they're illegal. I don't really know. I don't drink that much crappy beer in one sitting.

They get away with 32 oz bottles though, last I knew. I'm just still boggled by the choice though. It's like breaking into a jewelry store and stealing the mannequin, but leaving the jewelery.

She must not be all that great to look at though, we didn't get a photo of her from the security cam, or her driver's license.

Everything in Florida is a couple of beers short of a six-pack.

Pics or it didn't happen.

So the lady clearly owns/leases a car, yet needs to shoplift a 4-pack of natty light that can't cost over 2.50$ ? Not to mention the fact that she thought she could hide it under her shirt, she must be quite obese.

if you're going to steal why go for crap? at least steal good stuff

Redneck?


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Actual comment FTA:

"tru2dagame - no silicone By: WileyCoyote - 03:53:40 pm on April 6, 2008.
...in this case the woman, if caught by the cops, wanted to be able to truthfully say, officer those are just my Naturals."

HEY, don't make fun of us "smaller" women! (And you know from HB on Friday what mine look like! *LOL*) If you're not nice, no more grandma's secret-recipe brownies for you! ;)

SpeshilEdjukashin: What the Fark is a four pack!?

It's obviously a typo. The "twenty-" before the "four-pack" was omitted.