wow, my first greenlight in a while!

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Video or it didn't happen!

Teen wolf not impressed.

why the cops gotta mess with a guy trying to ghost ride the whip?

All this naked criminal stuff gives being naked a bad rep.

Maybe he just wanted a good reply to the lame "So, what did you do this weekend?" questions he usually hears at work every Monday.

Only in Reading, Pa, my friends.

pretty sure naked van surf guy was up yesterday
/not worth the click to be sure though

What it with crazy people going naked?.

/If they were female and hot, I wouldn't mind
//The truth is far different than that, though

toejam

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Solzhenisin...


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Apparently, meth's a helluva drug.

<b>Hector Remarkable:</b> <i>Apparently, meth's a helluva drug.</i>

My thoughts exactly

Not in love with the cliche Subby, however I thank you for showing the rest of the idiots the proper way to do it.

Considering every article with "naked" in it gets greenlighted... (greenlit?), we need a NAKED tag.

Should have been invented for Heath Ledger's death. Because it wasn't invented then, the man died in vain!

Not news: Man arrested after leading police on chase. News: He climbed on the roof of van while going 55MPH. Fark: He was naked. It's a repeat.

There, fixed it for you.

I read the subby's lead in, re-read it... read it again .. then gingerly clicked the story button to see if was my ex.

I was expecting the Florida tag for this one, but hey... it's Alabama. Close enough.

If you are 16 and you don't climb on the roof of a speeding van, crash, get tazed and pepper-sprayed by the police,you have no heart.

If you do this when you are 38...

/obscure?

LinaBo: I was expecting the Florida tag for this one, but hey... it's Alabama. Close enough.

TFA: READING, Pa. (AP)
[snip]
Police in West Reading
[snip]
Information from: Reading Eagle, http://www.readingeagle.com/

Pa might be north of the Mason Dixon line, but we's got rednecks too.

If you do this when you are 38...

/obscure?

Not at all, but Sir WInston is climbing on top of his coffin as he
reads your post in the astral plane.

Your Honor, in his defense, the Defendant DID indeed say beforehand that he was in fact hardcore.

At least he died dong something I love.

pushcart: /obscure?

Not at all, but Sir WInston is climbing on top of his coffin as he
reads your post in the astral plane.

I hope he settles down. It wasn't his quote I mangled.

http://answers.google.com/answers/threadview?id=374518

giantpiraterobot: wow, my first greenlight in a while!

Don't take credit for things you didn't do, you lowly piece of shiat. I'm the submitter.

and i submitted this yesterday with a much better (and more accurate) headline. and a link to a better story.

http://www.readingeagle.com/article.aspx?id=86959

with pic of naked guy.

TASE ME, BRO!