Unable to parse headline.

Realize.

Realize.

ouch, my head.

Realize.

yes, clearly prisons are a place where you lay around in a comfortable room watching tv all day. you sure nailed it submitter.

From the comments:
"good were do i sign up for my 13 year old to stay in nick for a day he needs someone to tell him wot would happen if he got in trouble"

err...how about YOU, dad?

TV?

Since when?

I love how people who have never been in prison think its such a great place.

Don't be afraid, submitter, punctuation is our friend.

YouPeopleAreCrazy: From the comments:
"good were do i sign up for my 13 year old to stay in nick for a day he needs someone to tell him wot would happen if he got in trouble"

err...how about YOU, dad?

Because children always listen to their parents right?

What a fartmonkey you are.

Subby's headline makes my grammar cry and drives my grampar to drink.

"criminals soon realise a nice warm cell with non-stop TV is not such a bad deal after all"

And don't forget! All the ass-rape you can eat!

/is disturbed by the twatnozzles who don't realize that realise is a perfectly acceptable spelling, and the preferred one in the UK where subby likely resides considering the source for the article.

Dumbasses.

That said, the grammar in the headline is shiat.

BiggityBanninated: I love how people who have never been in prison think its such a great place.

by the same token I have visited prisons several times. The Medium Security Prisons in America are not all that horrible. (I only went to one max security, Angola, and it was pretty bad). There was really a big dormitory like environment and the food was not all that bad.(yes I ate the prison food several times.

Some people who live very marginalized lives on the outside have told me that they want to leave prison, but also fear going out on their own. Prison might not be a nice place, but you can have a sort of stability there.

It's_A_Farking_Secret: /is disturbed by the twatnozzles who don't realize that realise is a perfectly acceptable spelling, and the preferred one in the UK where subby likely resides considering the source for the article.

Dumbasses.

That said, the grammar in the headline is shiat.

Rule one is know your audience.

Y'all are brutalizin' me.

I remember when they were doing this back in the 90s in the United States and everything was well and fine until one kid sued for unlawful imprisonment and won.

It's_A_Farking_Secret: /is disturbed by the twatnozzles who don't realize that realise is a perfectly acceptable spelling, and the preferred one in the UK where subby likely resides considering the source for the article.

I realize the labour you put into that comment. I hope you don't drop your torch in the dark, or you won't be able to find the boot to your lorry, and then you cannot get your fags and you might tarnish the aluminium.

It's_A_Farking_Secret/is disturbed by the twatnozzles who don't realize that realise is a perfectly acceptable spelling, and the preferred one in the UK where subby likely resides considering the source for the article.

I didn't realise someone would get there panties in a wad. Never been called a twatnozzel.

/Your a moran.

Thats why Men shouldn't pay child support the kids don't get the money and become criminals anyway......

Funny Poem about Paying Child Support


Damn! Why did I have those kids. Damn Child Support!!

It's_A_Farking_Secret: /is disturbed by the twatnozzles who don't realize that realise is a perfectly acceptable spelling, and the preferred one in the UK where subby likely resides considering the source for the article.

Dumbasses.

That said, the grammar in the headline is shiat.

Headline forgot to include the free butt sex and getting shived

Malbar: The BBC ran a documentary on this a couple years ago. Check out this clip where one of the prisoners scares the shiat out of a kid and the guards have to try calming him down.

Goddammit.

YouWinAgainGravity: yes, clearly prisons are a place where you lay around in a comfortable room watching tv all day. you sure nailed it submitter.

Don't forget 3 square meals a day and hot water to shower, all provided by Joe Q. Taxpayer's taxes.

/probably access to gym equipment too
//you can't miss this, either (p)

realize.

LordJiro: Malbar: The BBC ran a documentary on this a couple years ago. Check out this clip where one of the prisoners scares the shiat out of a kid and the guards have to try calming him down.

Goddammit.

I saw that from a mile away.

phillydrifter:
//you can't miss this, either (p)

That was disturbing.

Pooter: Brooks was here.

So was Red

I am a Grandma, and a Nazi, so I am really getting a kick out of these replies.

/Grandma Nazi, that would be a good Fark handle.
/Not as good as Hoosier Daddy
/certainly not as good as Obi Wan Spicoli, that was a master stroke of genius.

"It's time to pay the price"

I think FARK should set up a similar program for members that Rickroll in their posts.

"And don't forget! All the ass-rape you can eat!"

You mean felching is so widespread in prisons?

Shock Tactic? You know the worse thing about prison? The length of stay, the community, the destruction of a person's life and job opportunities.. Nothing that you could truly show a kid to make him/her understand how much a burden going to jail puts on your life.

Then again some people know that nothing big will ever happen to them. Not smart enough, nice enough, pretty enough, or whatever, so they will never care about going to prison. It's inevitable for them.

OZZ: Because children always listen to their parents right?

What a fartmonkey you are

While it is true children don't always listen to their parents, if they don't listen to their parents at all, the parents failed.

Optimus Norris: Don't be afraid, submitter, punctuation is our friend.

Or you could just replace the word "are" with "temporarily".

Most teen males would happily spend their life in prison if their cell had a PS3. The useless generation.

Kids were always stupid. But they're a lot lazier and stupider now.

Wow. I guess the key to getting green-lit is to have both horrible grammar and spelling mistakes. To think of all the time I waste making sure my (red-lit) submissions make sense and are funny...

Malbar: The BBC ran a documentary on this a couple years ago. Check out this clip where one of the prisoners scares the shiat out of a kid and the guards have to try calming him down.

You son of a biatch. I can't believe I fell for that.

Ron Paul Revere: Didn't somebody do this years ago under the name "Scared Straight?"

Yes. Long term it ended up ineffective, although it had some success in the short term.

You can get busy living, or get busy dying.

Impudent Domain: BiggityBanninated: I love how people who have never been in prison think its such a great place.

by the same token I have visited prisons several times. The Medium Security Prisons in America are not all that horrible. (I only went to one max security, Angola, and it was pretty bad). There was really a big dormitory like environment and the food was not all that bad.(yes I ate the prison food several times.

Some people who live very marginalized lives on the outside have told me that they want to leave prison, but also fear going out on their own. Prison might not be a nice place, but you can have a sort of stability there.

Watchin too much Trailer park boys

boobsrgood: TV?

Since when?

http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=3438362 (new window)
"Australia opens world's first "human rights compliant" prison including cottages, flat screen TVs and mountain views. It's not a life sentence, it's a lifestyle"

And here's on from 2-3 years ago:
http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=1964011 (new window)
"Turns out that a $59-million jail featuring art and flat-screen TVs in Portland, Oregon is too expensive to open"

atlas spanked: Most teen males would happily spend their life in prison if their cell had a PS3. The useless generation.

Kids were always stupid. But they're a lot lazier and stupider now.

You, obviously, were the exception.

The message here isn't "don't break the law because it's wrong" it's "don't get caught because you'll get punished."

Psst, hey stubby. I brought you a present. I stole it from some asshat on the fark forums. I think it will help you REALIZE the joys of prison life. Here ya go......

"Kids are sent to prison to stop them going back as criminals soon realise a nice warm cell with non-stop TV is not such a bad deal after all"

Ow. To qualify as English,

1. that "are" should be changed to "who are",
2. the "are" should be dropped altogether
or
3. an "and" should be inserted after "criminals".

Just a comma inserted after "criminals" would at least make it headline-English, because the "and" would be implied.


/Yes, I realise that I put my comma and period after the quotation marks. I'm American, but the British style makes more sense, as the commas and periods in examples like those above aren't part of the actual quotation.

I just came in to say, wtf subby, wtf? FIAL.