Even more reason for them to back out of the junk-science fueled Kyoto Protocol of Shame.

ndotseth: the junk-science fueled Kyoto Protocol of Shame.

Please explain.

goeniegoegoe: Please explain.

He's either retarded or trolling. But possibly both.

Oh no! It snowed somewhere!

ndotseth: Even more reason for them to back out of the junk-science fueled Kyoto Protocol of Shame.

It's not junk science, just a small threat that politicians and the media have hyped for their own ends *cough* sin taxes *cough*.

OMG CHILD MOLESTERS EVERYBODY PANIC
OMG Y2K EVERYBODY PANIC
OMG BIRD FLU EVERYBODY PANIC
OMG ANTHRAX EVERYBODY PANIC (and make sure to buy duct tape, citizens!)
OMG SARS EVERYBODY PANIC
OMG TERRISTS EVERYBODY PANIC (and pass these unrelated bills while you're at it)
OMG MAD COWS EVERYBODY PANIC
OMG GLOBAL WARMING EVERYBODY PANIC

chimp_ninja: www.ncdc.noaa.gov

OMG IT'S TWO DEGREES WARMER THAN LAST YEAR EVERYBODY PANIC.

or turn on an air conditioner

ndotseth: Even more reason for them to back out of the junk-science fueled Kyoto Protocol of Shame.

I really hate it when stupid trolls get in here first. But even this one is exceptionally stupid.

smooshie: OMG IT'S TWO DEGREES WARMER THAN LAST YEAR EVERYBODY PANIC.

Any guesses what the global temperature difference was during the last Ice Age? Hint: A degree or two is a lot.

chimp_ninja: Any guesses what the global temperature difference was during the last Ice Age? Hint: A degree or two is a lot.

Low enough that all the earth was frozen, all living creatures and plants withered away to nothing, and humans became extinct.

So terrible, I tell you.

smooshie: Low enough that all the earth was frozen, all living creatures and plants withered away to nothing, and humans became extinct.

So terrible, I tell you.

Don't be so dramatic. They just had to walk 3 miles to school in the snow. Uphill. Both ways.

GAT_00: I really hate it when stupid trolls get in here first. But even this one is exceptionally stupid.

Dumber than smooshie? Hard to say.

FTA: "The M25 accident, involving a silver Peugeot, happened at 7.25am between Junctions 23 and 22.
A spokesman for Hertfordshire Police said the only occupant, a woman, received minor injuries."

a related article states that the minor injuries were to her cell phone and to her inner thighs from hot coffee being spilt whilst upside down.

Instead of saying, "It snowed somewhere/sometime it usually doesnt, therefore global warming is false" you should just say "i'm an f-ing retard that doesn't understand what global warming is"

chimp_ninja: Oh no! It snowed somewhere!

WAIT. Wait. Hold up. You mean the local weather report is ... DIFFERENT from global climate change?

robolobo: Instead of saying, "It snowed somewhere/sometime it usually doesnt, therefore global warming is false" you should just say "i'm an f-ing retard that doesn't understand what global warming is"

Next time I see an article about unusual snow somewhere, I wanna submit it with that second headline.

/Doubt it would get greenlit, though. :\

If everyone who doesn't sign up to Gorebal warming
is a troll. you don't have enough bridges...

I really hope that picture was when it first started snowing. You can still see the frigging grass through the snow. Man up you nancies.

eqtworld: There is no way the French would have the balls to be behind global warming.

The French are behind capri pants for men, that's about it.

Good god, I haven't laughed so hard in a long time.

Global Warming Trolls (Homo Sapiens Specious-Reasoningus) are commonly found lurking in the subterranean parts of suburban household family dwellings, where temperature remains relatively constant. A genetic mutation caused by this environment has found them to be less susceptible to changes in climate than standard Homo Sapiens, and thus, more tolerant to the effects of increased carbon dioxide in the Earth's atmosphere.

GWTs are common noted in public discussion threads contaning discourse regarding this increase in atmosphereic CO₂, and, since they are genetically predisposed to having dulled senses regarding the topic, they tend to believe that Global Warming, despite the mass of evidence to the contrary, is a myth. There is some evidence that increased Radon levels, due to the subterranean environment, have also contributed to the inability to engage in scientific logical discourse, and thus GWTs resort to the familiar tactics of ad hominem and/or specious reasoning.

GWTs are, coincidentally enough, associated with supporters of George W. Bush (GWB). This GWT-GWB association is probably that of convenience rather than predisposition, even though both groups tend to exhibit intelligence quotients that rarely exceed triple digits.

has anyone thought of the Olympic flame?

the manatee

You know what's fun? Replace all instances of "Global Warming" & "Cimate Change" in these threads with "Y2K Bug", and bingo, it's like you've been transported back to 1998.

/not denying it... just sayin'

One likely consequence of global climate change is that the Gulf Stream would stop warming England. So yes, global climate change can lead to lower temperatures in England. They will be that much higher elsewhere.

eqtworld: The French are behind capri pants for men, that's about it.

the Swedes too. They love them some capris.

eqtworld: Incontrovertible proof that global warming is caused by a worldwide decline of pirates.
Normally your posts are OK, but that joke is at least a few years old.

It's farking freezing. In APRIL. Anthropogenic or otherwise, that's just wrong.

eqtworld: There is no way the French would have the balls to be behind global warming.

The French are behind capri pants for men, that's about it.

And can you blame them?

I blame Bush
Gore
CO2
Solar Cycle 24!

Fark the french, who I love farking.

Everybody knows global warming is caused by cosmic rays. Oops. Guess not. (new window)

eqtworld: The French are behind capri pants for men, that's about it.

very close behind from what I hear.

/On the case

FarkinNortherner: It's farking freezing. In APRIL. Anthropogenic or otherwise, that's just wrong.

Are you sure it's wrong? Maybe more like uncommon?

Before the global warming fans chime in I have to ask..

Have you ever seen a climate really change?

I mean a globe warming with deadly force.

Just wondering...

Thankfully... Australia is pumping CO2 into the earth now. I was worried I'd have to get rid of my SUV. In 100 years after we pump all the CO2 into the earth and the earth cools (presuming the wackos are correct), I wonder if everyone will be scratching their heads wondering how to warm the earth back up.

Step 1 - Pump air into the earth....
Step 2 - ......
Step 3 - Profit?

RicosRoughnecks

For farks sake, enough.

FarkinNortherner: It's farking freezing. In APRIL. Anthropogenic or otherwise, that's just wrong.

The first half of April is often miserable in the mid-Atlantic. I have no idea where you are, but if you're north of me, I wouldn't be surprised if that's the case where you are as well.

Lake-effect snow, anyone?

omfg global climate warming change is destroying our way of life and will probably kill us all soon; if peak oil doesn't destroy us first.

Can't we all just think of the children.

Apparently in June 1859, snow fell at Epsom Downs Racecourse during the Epsom derby.

And FTA:

"And the Met Office warned last week that this summer is likely to be hotter and wetter than usual.

It is predicting a return to the traditional British summer of "three fine days and then a thunderstorm".

But forecasters refused to rule out a repeat of last year's torrential rain, which caused widespread flooding. Nor would they rule out an extremely dry summer."

So basically, summer will be hotter and wetter than usual, unless it's a traditional summer, but only if it doesn't rain or become extrememly dry.

OMG - no rise in temperatures for the last 10 years...everyone panic

chimp_ninja: smooshie: OMG IT'S YTWO DEGREES WARMER THAN LAST YEAR EVERYBODY PANIC.

Any guesses what the global temperature difference was during the last Ice Age? Hint: A degree or two is a lot.

Yeah and look where the mastadons ended up. You don't wanna be a mastadon now do you?

I was in London a few weeks ago and was greeted with Sun, rain, snow, rain, sleet, Sun, Sun, sleet and finally clouds all in the span of twenty minutes.

Made me miss New England

Once the gulf stream stops because of all the fresh water in it's gullet(from that Damn Canada melting all it's glaciers with beer infused pee,,,Western Europe will be colder and be like the dark ages about 500 years ago...

/Excuse me while I go tan my ass.
//The sun is so nice and warm today.

FTFA: However, he added: "It is April so the sun is that bit higher in the sky and giving off more heat and energy so the snow should thaw during the day when we are expecting temperatures of 4C to 5C."

You Brits wouldn't have this problem if you converted over to Fahrenheit. That 4 & 5 would become 39 & 41...much warmer.

wait...what?

RicosRoughnecks: "Have you ever seen a climate really change?"

No, for the same reason nobody's ever "seen a monkey turn into a man", as the creationists say. Science isn't conditional on people standing around and directly observing phenomena that take place over multiple human lifespans. Visual confirmation isn't the only form of evidence, not by a long shot, and you ought to know better than to think so.

In conclusion, you've said something quite stupid and should feel bad about it.

eqtworld: Incontrovertible proof that global warming is caused by a worldwide decline of pirates.

For those of you who are not award winning scientists (like I am) I will explain; here is a graph, graphs are used by people smarter than you to display data that is true:

My day is complete
This thread is over

Those pictures look more like a dusting than a few inches. The English are just afraid of seeing things that are bright white, like teeth for instance.

eqtworld: Incontrovertible proof that global warming is caused by a worldwide decline of pirates.

For those of you who are not award winning scientists (like I am) I will explain; here is a graph, graphs are used by people smarter than you to display data that is true:

I disagree. And I'm somewhat of an internet expert on the matter.

IdeasGuy: One likely consequence of global climate change is that the Gulf Stream would stop warming England. So yes, global climate change can lead to lower temperatures in England. They will be that much higher elsewhere.

Christ, it sounds like we've already lost the climactic battle for the UK. When will you people wake up and stop emitting CO2?

Look, the Children are susceptible to colds and the flu brought on by temperature changes. How can you all deny the effects of global climate change? Why do you all hate The CHILDREN?!