Fook Mi & Fook Yu unavailable for comment...

+1 subby, I was so expecting something naughty.

Tried to GIS for Quagmire in his pilot outfit.

/giggity

How else are you supposed to figure out which one to sleep with?

Writing their names on a main gear tire and taking the one closest to 12 o'clock after blocking in takes so much effort.

Yeah definitely +1 subby, you lured me in but it was just a normal story :|

To bad it wasn't a bi-plane.

/girl on girl on ruckiest man alive

Gone to the big chariot race in the sky.

ftfa: twin-turboprop-engined Fokker 50 aircraft

damn, when I read the headline I had a mental picture of this Japanese guy flying the Red Baron plane with two flight attendants somehow crammed into the seat.

It was a Messerschmidt!

©

cute headline, but story is pretty normal.

Ok, the little girl actually said "папа, эта рукоятка делает?"

+1 Subby Nicely done

+3 Subby
/soon to be pilot
//almost wrote itself

One veterans day, an old WWI fighter pilot was giving a talk to an elementary school class about the war. He started telling them about a huge dog fight where the pilot and his wingman battled it out with a group of German fighters.

"We were flying along and suddenly we were being attacked. Them Folkers were coming at us out of the Sun, and there were more Folkers than I'd ever seen.

When a couple of the children giggled, the teacher quickly interrupted to explain to the class that "Folkers were a type of German airplane".

The WWI veteran quickly responded with "Yea, and them Folkers were flying Messerschmitts..."

The lack of Hot Asian Flight Attendant Photos (HA-FAPs) in this thread is very disappointing.

But did they touch his monkey?

Party in the plane!!

Two flight attendants at the same time.

Stupid fokker!

cleveoh: The lack of Hot Asian Flight Attendant Photos (HA-FAPs) in this thread is very disappointing.

Not Asian, but enjoy the old-timey goodness.

Ever seen a grown man naked?

Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes.

the_coach5040, do you like movies about gladiators?

An tSaoi

Do you ever...hang around the gymnasium?

But was it in his circle of trust?

No pasengers? No crash?

who cares.

Fokker was always quite the ladies' man.

Where's Elaine blowing up Otto Pilot?

/seriously disappointed.

BRAVO SUBBY!!!!


BRAVO

Came for the Meet the Parents references... A bit disappointed. Do like the pics of Hot flight attendants though. Kind of funny that GIS for "Gay Fokker" just gives you planes - guess it fits with TFA though.



/Unimpressed

Big Trouble in Little Cockpit?

I wish they all look like this. But they mostly look like this, at least to me. Plus, that whole f*ck with me even a little bit and I'll throw you in leg irons has me quite intimidated.

/sfw
//yes, I'm a pussy, now leave me alone; I hate flying.

Unless the flight attendants started doing barrel rolls and shiat, who cares.

I haven't flown since January 22, 2000 and I often catch flack from my family for not doing so. I went to the airport once after 9/11 sometime in 2004 to pick up my sister and was apalled (appalled?) at the long lines and dudes with M16's and crap.

As soon as they started doing the strip search thing to some people, I folded. I do not want to give up my stash to the TSA.

the question is, with no passengers on board, who snitched the story to the airline? the ugly one who wasn't allowed to? or was there a little bit too much chit and chat by the watercooler?

planes: One veterans day, an old WWI fighter pilot was giving a talk to an elementary school class about the war. He started telling them about a huge dog fight where the pilot and his wingman battled it out with a group of German fighters.

"We were flying along and suddenly we were being attacked. Them Folkers were coming at us out of the Sun, and there were more Folkers than I'd ever seen.

When a couple of the children giggled, the teacher quickly interrupted to explain to the class that "Folkers were a type of German airplane".

The WWI veteran quickly responded with "Yea, and them Folkers were flying Messerschmitts..."

There were no Messerschmitts in World War I. And it's Fokker.

Dio Wildfire



Definitely.

Unless the flight attendants started doing barrel rolls and shiat, who cares.

If passenger planes did barrel rolls, many of the passengers would shiat. I'd call it "Better Than Fiber".

Eyes on the road, please.

Well, eyes on the, yeah.