Note to self...stay away from zoos & circuses in China.

Bathia_Mapes: Note to self...stay away from zoos & circuses in China.

FIFY

Too true. To true. Two true. 2 true.

*rolls eyes*

+1

+1

...Hungly again an hour later

Why you still heah? You heah 4 howa, you go now! You so fat you scare my wife.

your cat wants eggroll?

China has a poor record of keeping people away from dangerous zoo and circus animals.

So many times, it happens too fast.

Tiger attacks! Not a golf footage or a rickroll (new window)

"Tastes stringy" -Tiger

It's all part of the show. (new window)

Obvisouly did not eat here.

"In China, you eat tiger. In zoo, tiger eat you!"

-jackoff smirnoffesque

'Still' hungry hour later? That would imply he was still hungry immediately after eating him. So why say 'still hungry hour later' when you could have said 'still hungry after eating him', subby? Perhaps he got hungry AGAIN an hour later, but then it would be wrong to use 'still.'

/whatever
//piss poor headline
///-2

Lesson # 1 - Wild animals kill things that get too close
Lesson # 2 - See # 1

Most of us get that, but China:

Lesson # 1 - Wild animals kill things that get too close
Lesson # 2 ?
Lesson # 3 - Wild animals kill things that get too close

Repeat
Repeat
Repeat
etc...

Zhang's grieving parents said their 37-year-old son suffered mental illness and "especially loved tigers".

...and they loved him because he was delicious.

I get it.

1/1,000,000,000 Chinese got eaten by a tiger this year.

That's safer than the States!

"still hungry..." ??

Kittah sez: I can haz more MSG?

He should have listened to the fortune cookie.

GOLF CLAP
plus one

The tiger just heard that eating Chinese man's penius gives him power to last a very long time.

Damn, I did see the humor in this until the mental illness thing came up. Maybe, as the tiger was eating him his mind created a fantasy where the tiger was giving him fairy kisses.

FTFA: ""Only two legs and his skull were left," the report said.

So, Chinese authorities were expecting more legs?

phillydrifter: 'Still' hungry hour later? That would imply he was still hungry immediately after eating him. So why say 'still hungry hour later' when you could have said 'still hungry after eating him', subby? Perhaps he got hungry AGAIN an hour later, but then it would be wrong to use 'still.'

/whatever
//piss poor headline
///-2


Good to know you can take a joke, phillydrifter
/welcome to fark, dumbarse.

This really should have been the Caterday headline.

"You has a fravor!"

They're GRRRRRRRRREEeeeeaat!!

/always been curious about death by wild animal. seems like a quick and possibly painless way to go...depending on where the first bite is

Tiger eats Chinese man

?

Enemabag Jones: The tiger just heard that eating Chinese man's penis gives him power to last a very long time.

FTW!

NeuroticRocker,
/always been curious about death by wild animal. seems like a quick and possibly painless way to go...depending on where the first bite is

Just watch out for those Laplanders, very painful way to go.

/I know, they are not wild.

animefarka: Good to know you can take a joke, phillydrifter
/welcome to fark, dumbarse.

Good to know you can't. (Where was 'the joke'? What was 'the joke'?)

Gramatically speaking, if the tiger was still hungry an hour later, it would have been just as well to say 'still hungry after eating.' In order for it to still be hungry an hour later, it would have to be hungry too for that entire duration.

/and then the monkey flung the poo

NeuroticRocker: /always been curious about death by wild animal. seems like a quick and possibly painless way to go...depending on where the first bite is

wanna know how i know why you're not getting any love or lovin' as you always complain about on this website?

Lonestar: Tiger attacks! Not a golf footage or a rickroll (new window)

I've seen that video plenty of times, but it never ceases to amaze me how quickly the screen goes from 'blank' to full on tiger! These creatures are obviously top predators.

/Tried not to mention evolution
//Oops

Before all the China fans chime in...

Have you ever seen a Chinese man eat a tiger penis.
I mean really eat a tiger penis with deadly force...

/had to do it once, will never post this meme again...honest engine

phillydrifter: 'Still' hungry hour later? That would imply he was still hungry immediately after eating him. So why say 'still hungry hour later' when you could have said 'still hungry after eating him', subby? Perhaps he got hungry AGAIN an hour later, but then it would be wrong to use 'still.'

/whatever
//piss poor headline
///-2

Oh and phillydrifter, this was made for you:

phillydrifter

Gramatically speaking

Always a precursor to a totally bullshiat & pedantic argument

Suddenly I can hear a deep TV announcer from Fox talking about 'The Day After Caturday', or 'When Caturday Attacks'

phillydrifter: 'Still' hungry hour later? That would imply he was still hungry immediately after eating him. So why say 'still hungry hour later' when you could have said 'still hungry after eating him', subby? Perhaps he got hungry AGAIN an hour later, but then it would be wrong to use 'still.'


Giving you the benefit of the doubt....it's an old wives tale that if you eat Chinese food, about an hour later your hungry again, even though you ate till you were full. Many people know this saying, hence the subby's headline.

/knows you know this and attempting to troll, but in case someone else doesn't know

tehotherbilly,
Have you ever seen a Chinese man eat a tiger penis.
I mean really eat a tiger penis with deadly force...

I have not idea what you are talking about and don't want to explore that on any level.

However, my understanding be it a rhino's horn, bear's gall blatter or tigers dick, (your organ of choice may vary), they are usually powdered or dried. Makes sense in getting the goods to market the same way cocaine gets from columbia to the street as well.

/Don't see how you can fiercely eat powered anything.

Please Do Not Feed The Animals
Snacks, Treats, Adults Or Children.

turkey_baster: Lonestar: Tiger attacks! Not a golf footage or a rickroll (new window)

I've seen that video plenty of times, but it never ceases to amaze me how quickly the screen goes from 'blank' to full on tiger! These creatures are obviously top predators.

/Tried not to mention evolution
//Oops

The tiger also stops a second before jumping, as if to strike terror in the heart of his victim.

I know he was just prepping himself for a jumping attack.

armpit: Always a precursor to a totally bullshiat & pedantic argument

So what you're saying is I'm right. (How is it 'bullshiat'? It's right!)

(Was unfamiliar with that word 'pedantic,' so I looked it up. You know what I found?

2.overly concerned with minute details or formalisms, esp. in teaching.

turkey_baster: this was made for you

Thanks. I'll take that image. Since it was made for me.

Call me crazy, but I hate being right all the time.

/flame on
//i'm gone

Enemabag Jones

You are probably right about the powder thing, but my post had everything to do with a post that was on Fark a day or so ago and nothing to do with logic or reality.

phillydrifter: 'Still' hungry hour later? That would imply he was still hungry immediately after eating him. So why say 'still hungry hour later' when you could have said 'still hungry after eating him', subby? Perhaps he got hungry AGAIN an hour later, but then it would be wrong to use 'still.'

/whatever
//piss poor headline
///-2


I'm usually one of the annoying grammar nazis in the room, but even I find philly's "correction" superfluous and biatchy.

/a yellow flag for unnecessary asshattery

I didn't know china also had beer bottle tossing Mexican asshats.

phillydrifter

Do you even get the joke?

I hate to be the guy who explains jokes, but it's a reference to how a lot of Chinese food may fill you up immediately, but that lasts all of an hour or two, and then you're hungry again.

/Oh, and get off your grammatical kick with the use of still
// ♫ It's the eye of the tiger, it's the cream of the fight
// Risin' up to the challenge of our rival
// And the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night
// And he's watchin' us all in the eye of the tiger ♫

phillydrifter, how's that sand in the vagina?

/had to say it
//proofed for grammar prior to post
///asshat

If you listen closely, you can almost hear the funny being sucked out of the headline. 8-|

I dug it, though. Golf clap to subby.

/+1 for Pinette reference