Hey, looks like stoners got out to vote for something that day.

Lets hear it for the all so flawless system of election we enjoy in todays government.

I honestly thought it was going to be that guy in the midwest who poisoned himself blue with silver nitrate and turned a bright blue color. Glad it wasnt him.

/what a dork.

recount!

almandot: recount!

Gore and Bush were on the ballot?

/not

morning_foil: My 10th grade science teacher looked like Papa Smurf.



was it this guy?

I know you all hate Michael Moore, which is sad for a performance artist, but he already nailed this one.

The Ficus Tree won the election.

THE FICUS IS A LIBRUL##!!1111!!!!

FTFA: Country Clerk Karen Gibson said there were no candidates listed on the ballot, but there were 15 write-in votes cast for the position.

What the hell kind of democracy is this?

starsrift: FTFA: Country Clerk Karen Gibson said there were no candidates listed on the ballot, but there were 15 write-in votes cast for the position.

What the hell kind of democracy is this?

True Democracy?

Before all you Smurf fans chime in I have to ask..
Have you ever seen Smurfette really being farked?
I mean Smurfette being farked with deadly force.
Just wondering...

ah, smurf it.

wegro: was it this guy?

Argyria (ISV from Greek: ἄργυρος argyros silver + -ia) is a condition caused by the ingestion of elemental silver, silver dust or silver compounds. The most dramatic symptom of argyria is that the skin becomes blue or bluish-grey colored.

I learned something today.

wegro: morning_foil: My 10th grade science teacher looked like Papa Smurf.



was it this guy?

Hah! I honestly thought the article was going to be about him :)

Papa Smurf, can I lick your ass?
Yeah, lick my ass, biatch!

/obscure?

Occam's Chainsaw: Papa Smurf, can I lick your ass?
Yeah, lick my ass, biatch!

/obscure?

First laugh of the day

Nice. I just finished a write-up of the Wisconsin elections on April 1st for my school's newspaper, and used this as a lol-worthy closer. Shoulda submitted it to Fark for the greenlight.

/anyone hate Gableman as much as me? anyone?

No Blue Man group jokes yet?

I served with Papa Smurf: I knew Papa Smurf; Papa Smurf was a friend of mine. This guy is no Papa Smurf.

Not available for comment.

T. Dawg: wegro: morning_foil: My 10th grade science teacher looked like Papa Smurf.



was it this guy?

Hah! I honestly thought the article was going to be about him :)

Yep. I 100% thought his pic was going to come up in TFA. I'm glad someone posted a suitable image here.

Occam's Chainsaw: Papa Smurf, can I lick your ass?
Yeah, lick my ass, biatch!

/obscure?

Why, no

He didn't stand a chance...

Dangleberry Alliance: Before all you Smurf fans chime in I have to ask..
Have you ever seen Smurfette really being farked?
I mean Smurfette being farked with deadly force.
Just wondering...

Yes, Dang, yes I have.

I'm at work, so I can't do it, but will someone please put up the smurf pr0n clip, I'm sure someone knows what I'm talking about.

wegro: was it this guy?

I think it was this guy:



/he's my party.

People sometimes write in fictional candidates as a protest vote.

/Must be a slow news day in Winnepeg.
//May be a slow not news day at Fark.
///But Subby's headline gave me a chuckle, so it's all good.

Another case of the white man keeping the blue man down.

Dangleberry Alliance: Before all you Smurf fans chime in I have to ask..
Have you ever seen Smurfette really being farked?
I mean Smurfette being farked with deadly force.
Just wondering...

You've never seen Robot Chicken, I take it?

As for something more explicit, I'm sure there's a video out there somewhere....

roki: Another case of the white man keeping the blue man down.


Keeping the blue man down? The blue man keeps himself down.
Fact: 50% of blue males have spent time in our prison system, Fact: one in three blue children is raised without a father
Fact: the blue man is 25% less intelligent, on average, than the white man
Fact: two in three blue men have been on unemployment
Fact: 60% of blue men are either "moderately" or "severely" addicted to smurfberries while 90% admit to experimenting with smurfberries at least once in their lives

Don't whine to me about the blue man being kept down...they are treated exactly as their actions and positions warrant, reaping what they sow.

Dangleberry Alliance Before all you Smurf fans chime in I have to ask..
Have you ever seen Smurfette really being farked smurfed?
I mean Smurfette being farked smurfed with deadly force.
Just wondering...

/Fixed for me, not you.

Tiberius Gracchus:



Disapproves, and hits you with a pipe.

Tiberius Gracchus

... reaping what they sow.

You gonna get reaped?



"None of the above." Write it in; root 'em out.

Probably just as well...I hear he's a communist.

Number41: Nice. I just finished a write-up of the Wisconsin elections on April 1st for my school's newspaper, and used this as a lol-worthy closer. Shoulda submitted it to Fark for the greenlight.

/anyone hate Gableman as much as me? anyone?

I do. The man is fundamentally dishonest and Louis Butler should not have lost the race because he did his job as a public defender in the appellate courts.

Yeah I think the mopes need to be locked up, but we need due process and an honest judiciary; two things that don't apply to Gableman.

And to the suburban Milwaukee counties (Waukesha, Ozaukee) that put this guy over the top, can you convince me you're actually conservatives and not fascists?

pdieten:

They're totally addicted to smurfberries. Besides, why would I listen to what a blue man would tell me...I don't listen to a horse or an ox, why listen to a blue man?

almandot: recount!

Gargamel?

T. Dawg: wegro: morning_foil: My 10th grade science teacher looked like Papa Smurf.



was it this guy?

Hah! I honestly thought the article was going to be about him :)

kbarham: Yep. I 100% thought his pic was going to come up in TFA. I'm glad someone posted a suitable image here.

I too expected grateful argyria sufferer to be part of this story.

I voted in Wisconsin once, in Green Bay when I lived there. Didn't like the choices/didn't really care, so I voted for Trogdor.
I think he'd make a great politician. No one would dare tell him he's full of crap...