This is the one I would have greenlit too. +1

Oh, RIP Chuck.

Sad. But he was old, and had a good run. RIP Drama-Man.

+1

RIP monkey man.

I can image how many submissions this brought up.

My wife thought he was already dead.

ok, first, i'm sorry that the man ahs passed way.

Second, that headline just farking RULES.

oxbowjourneyman: This is the one I would have greenlit too. +1

My thoughts exactly.

Those quick bastards at Wikipedia already changed all the verbs from "is" to "was."

DAMN they's quick!

But his hands aren't even cold yet. Give it a few hours.

SWEET! Maybe some sanity will be restored.


j/k...

(it won't be)

Good night, funnyman

I don't get it

If he were made of china, he'd have a special stand...

/obscure

NeverDrunk23: I can image how many submissions this brought up.

6.

So far.

better than what I would have come up with...+1

jack21221: But his hands aren't even cold yet. Give it a few hours.

+2

NeverDrunk23: I can image how many submissions this brought up.

looks like seven so far, and this was the first one.

Goodnight gunnyman.

Infobahn: My wife thought he was already dead.

I did too.

Damn, he was just about to tell me what soilent green was made out of!

paws of damn dirty apes? sure.
icy hand of death? not so much.

-1

This news had so much potential for a WIN headline. This is not it.

Helluva headline.

//Goodnight gunny man??

LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!!!

Goodnight, gunnyman.

Subby, you owe both me and my roommate a new keyboard.

Seriously. He just spit out a half of a beer (key light, so you might have saved his life) all over his keyboard...

Get your hands off him, you damn dirty apes.

RIP Moses.

/Fight those damn dirty apes in the great beyond

I blame all those years battling damn dirty apes.

His last words: "Soylent Green is people! We've gotta stop them somehow!"

Ok, that's wrong

You really did it! Oh, damn you! Damn you all to hell!

/drunk
//should be celebrating a win

Where is your god now?

NewportBarGuy: -1

This news had so much potential for a WIN headline. This is not it.

Examples?

VAMPIRE MUTANTS WIN

GBmanNC: Damn, he was just about to tell me what soilent green was made out of!

well, him, now.

So will we be having Soylent Heston soon?

Really, what other reference could there be on this topic?

Goodnight Funny man

I guess this means the Soylent Green is going to be tasting a bit funky for the next few weeks...

...from my cold dead hands.

Came here to say damn dirty apes, but several damn dirty farkers beat me to it.

Good night Gun toting Moses man.

Meh headlines not that good. That was the first thing I thought when I saw the article.
/-1

How about

"I have lived long enough both in years and in accomplishments."

instead

Subby, I love you.

Good night, funny man.

I think the next batch of Soylent Green is going to have a rich, smoky flavor...

Who would have pegged Moses as a gun nut?