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oxbowjourneyman [TotalFark] 2008-04-06 12:11:43 AM  
This is the one I would have greenlit too. +1

 
oxbowjourneyman [TotalFark] 2008-04-06 12:12:29 AM  
Oh, RIP Chuck.

 
llewyrr [TotalFark] 2008-04-06 12:13:03 AM  
Sad. But he was old, and had a good run. RIP Drama-Man.

 
rideSpecialized [TotalFark] 2008-04-06 12:13:10 AM  
+1

 
Bathia_Mapes [TotalFark] 2008-04-06 12:13:13 AM  
RIP monkey man.

 
NeverDrunk23 2008-04-06 12:13:14 AM  
I can image how many submissions this brought up.

 
Infobahn 2008-04-06 12:13:19 AM  
My wife thought he was already dead.

 
SilentStrider [TotalFark] 2008-04-06 12:13:20 AM  
ok, first, i'm sorry that the man ahs passed way.

Second, that headline just farking RULES.

 
Dr. Flavenglaven 2008-04-06 12:13:25 AM  
oxbowjourneyman: This is the one I would have greenlit too. +1

My thoughts exactly.

 
CtrlAltDelete [TotalFark] 2008-04-06 12:13:27 AM  
Those quick bastards at Wikipedia already changed all the verbs from "is" to "was."

DAMN they's quick!

 
jack21221 2008-04-06 12:13:29 AM  
But his hands aren't even cold yet. Give it a few hours.

 
Epistax 2008-04-06 12:13:29 AM  
SWEET! Maybe some sanity will be restored.


j/k...

(it won't be)

 
ubermensch 2008-04-06 12:13:47 AM  
Good night, funnyman

 
Fooky_Monster 2008-04-06 12:14:03 AM  
I don't get it

 
Selur eht Era Selur 2008-04-06 12:14:11 AM  
If he were made of china, he'd have a special stand...

/obscure

 
CtrlAltDelete [TotalFark] 2008-04-06 12:14:24 AM  
NeverDrunk23: I can image how many submissions this brought up.

6.

So far.

 
PWPI 2008-04-06 12:14:24 AM  
better than what I would have come up with...+1

 
oxbowjourneyman [TotalFark] 2008-04-06 12:14:24 AM  
jack21221: But his hands aren't even cold yet. Give it a few hours.

+2

 
SilentStrider [TotalFark] 2008-04-06 12:14:24 AM  
NeverDrunk23: I can image how many submissions this brought up.

looks like seven so far, and this was the first one.

 
justinthebull 2008-04-06 12:14:30 AM  
Goodnight gunnyman.

 
worlddan 2008-04-06 12:14:35 AM  
Infobahn: My wife thought he was already dead.

I did too.

 
GBmanNC 2008-04-06 12:14:38 AM  
Damn, he was just about to tell me what soilent green was made out of!

 
kingMountain [TotalFark] 2008-04-06 12:14:38 AM  
paws of damn dirty apes? sure.
icy hand of death? not so much.

 
NewportBarGuy [TotalFark] 2008-04-06 12:14:42 AM  
-1

This news had so much potential for a WIN headline. This is not it.

 
Alwaysus 2008-04-06 12:15:05 AM  
Helluva headline.

//Goodnight gunny man??

 
friendscallmelenny 2008-04-06 12:15:23 AM  
LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!!!

 
Rusty Shackleford [TotalFark] 2008-04-06 12:15:31 AM  
www.islandnet.com

Goodnight, gunnyman.

 
Kyoowashugi 2008-04-06 12:15:32 AM  
Subby, you owe both me and my roommate a new keyboard.

Seriously. He just spit out a half of a beer (key light, so you might have saved his life) all over his keyboard...

 
gregormendel 2008-04-06 12:15:42 AM  
Get your hands off him, you damn dirty apes.

 
Uncle Karl 2008-04-06 12:16:00 AM  
RIP Moses.

/Fight those damn dirty apes in the great beyond

 
lithappens 2008-04-06 12:16:19 AM  
I blame all those years battling damn dirty apes.

 
RobbieFal 2008-04-06 12:16:25 AM  
His last words: "Soylent Green is people! We've gotta stop them somehow!"

Ok, that's wrong

 
Sandor at the Zoo 2008-04-06 12:16:26 AM  
You really did it! Oh, damn you! Damn you all to hell!

 
uncle sasamon 2008-04-06 12:16:29 AM  
www.bustedplay.com

/drunk
//should be celebrating a win

 
altrocks 2008-04-06 12:16:34 AM  
Where is your god now?

www.pokergameinstruction.com

 
moichido 2008-04-06 12:16:35 AM  
NewportBarGuy: -1

This news had so much potential for a WIN headline. This is not it.


Examples?

 
lolmadillo 2008-04-06 12:16:56 AM  
VAMPIRE MUTANTS WIN

 
kingMountain [TotalFark] 2008-04-06 12:17:05 AM  
GBmanNC: Damn, he was just about to tell me what soilent green was made out of!

well, him, now.

 
Uncle Karl 2008-04-06 12:17:13 AM  
So will we be having Soylent Heston soon?

 
sacoo 2008-04-06 12:17:14 AM  
Really, what other reference could there be on this topic?

 
panfried [TotalFark] 2008-04-06 12:17:20 AM  
www.templeton-cambridge.org

Goodnight Funny man

 
Robo Beat 2008-04-06 12:17:33 AM  
I guess this means the Soylent Green is going to be tasting a bit funky for the next few weeks...

 
kikspodunk 2008-04-06 12:17:37 AM  
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...from my cold dead hands.

 
skoobx 2008-04-06 12:17:38 AM  
Came here to say damn dirty apes, but several damn dirty farkers beat me to it.

Good night Gun toting Moses man.

 
ass_double 2008-04-06 12:18:03 AM  
Meh headlines not that good. That was the first thing I thought when I saw the article.
/-1

 
Fooky_Monster 2008-04-06 12:18:08 AM  
How about

"I have lived long enough both in years and in accomplishments."

instead

 
toejam 2008-04-06 12:18:15 AM  
Subby, I love you.

 
flood_guy [TotalFark] 2008-04-06 12:18:18 AM  
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Good night, funny man.

 
Arthur Jumbles [TotalFark] 2008-04-06 12:18:19 AM  
I think the next batch of Soylent Green is going to have a rich, smoky flavor...

 
hulk hogan meat shoes 2008-04-06 12:18:28 AM  
Who would have pegged Moses as a gun nut?

 
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