Lovejoy-Swearengen would like a word, ya c*cksucker.

NewportBarGuy: Lovejoy-Swearengen would like a word, ya c*cksucker.

Beat me to it you coont!

Before all you antique fans chime in I have to ask..
Have you ever seen an antique really being faked?
I mean an antique being faked with deadly force.
Just wondering...

I need HBO.

His client list is believed to have included the American billionaire collector Les Wexner,

Lex Wexner collects billionaires?

Dangleberry Alliance: Before all you antique fans chime in I have to ask..
Have you ever seen an antique really being faked?
I mean an antique being faked with deadly force.
Just wondering...

Yeah, but have you seen it on weed?

ultraholland: I need HBO.

Correction; You need HBO four years ago. Now it's all shiatty movies and uh...well, shiatty movies.

/For a while it was shiatty movies and the Wire.

I worked for a temp service for a time. I was sent on an assignment to an antique shop to move inventory. I wound up "stressing" certain tables and chairs to make them look older. At the time I didn't think anything of it, then I saw those two brothers on Antiques Roadshow talking about exactly what I had been doing.

Can you say "TOASTY"

Dangleberry Alliance: Before all you antique fans chime in I have to ask..
Have you ever seen an antique really being faked?
I mean an antique being faked with deadly force.
Just wondering...

Yeah, I worked for a guy that imported antiques from Europe, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies...

Dangleberry Alliance: Before all you antique fans chime in I have to ask..
Have you ever seen an antique really being faked?
I mean an antique being faked with deadly force.
Just wondering...

Okay, I think this one has been successfully beaten to death.

Well, at least it wasn't Hitler's diary this time.

If this is how much money you have and what you do with it....

Boo farking Hoo. We feel your pain. Really.

Too obscure?

Barakku: ultraholland: I need HBO.

Correction; You need HBO four years ago. Now it's all shiatty movies and uh...well, shiatty movies.

/For a while it was shiatty movies and the Wire.

HEATHEN


Flight of the Conchords!!!!

Best show on t.v. PERIOD.

/Three Sheets in close 2nd
//The Shield in close 3rd
///Rescue Me...
////mmmmmm slashies t.v.

Step three: you consult the I Ching and cast the hexagram for "inner truth." Woah... America really did win WW2.

/yeah, obscure...

"Who's Luigi Balda? Your hairdresser?"

"My attorney."

/got nothin'
//if this isn't obscure to you, you should be ashamed of yourself

An antique is only worth what people will pay for it.

If its valuable,its already been copied by the Chinese .

"You say you want an Arc of the Covenant? we got five..."

Fu Manchu: Step three: you consult the I Ching and cast the hexagram for "inner truth." Woah... America really did win WW2.

/yeah, obscure...

Would you be interested in purchasing a genuine antique Colt .44?

Step 2: Pay Kill off the guy making your antique replicas before you pass them off as originals.

Otherwise, he may talk, right?

That was witty, smitty

I see what you did there.

That is all.

The best part of the story was in the comments...

I have grave doubts about my George II B&W television as it has two channels and I was told by the dealer that that the extra channel was was probably retro-fitted in the early Edwardian period. Any body have any comments?