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(New Zealand Herald) Amusing Not News: 27-year old arrested for assault with a weapon, News: Victim is a 15-year old boy, Fark: Weapon was a hedgehog   (nzherald.co.nz) divider line 63
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La Fee Verte 2008-04-05 04:14:15 PM  
A lame hedgehog?
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GaryPDX [TotalFark] 2008-04-05 04:46:42 PM  
I guess anything is a weapon now.

Next up, "Man arrested for assault with a deadly creme pie and feather duster".

 
Kome [TotalFark] 2008-04-05 04:51:14 PM  
Sonic or Shadow?

 
SilentStrider [TotalFark] 2008-04-05 05:02:45 PM  
mix 2 oz. vodka with 8 oz. orange juice. Add one small blue hedgehog. Serve over ice.

props to those who know what this would make.

 
GaryPDX [TotalFark] 2008-04-05 05:07:32 PM  
SilentStrider: mix 2 oz. vodka with 8 oz. orange juice. Add one small blue hedgehog. Serve over ice.

props to those who know what this would make.

A Mickey?

 
oldebayer [TotalFark] 2008-04-05 05:18:28 PM  
Could have been worse. Could have been a raspberry. Or a banana.

/Dinsdale?

 
SilentStrider [TotalFark] 2008-04-05 05:25:08 PM  
GaryPDX: A Mickey?

nope.

 
Ku_No_Ichi [TotalFark] 2008-04-05 05:41:43 PM  
SilentStrider: props to those who know what this would make

A Finn?

 
strangeguitar 2008-04-05 06:30:47 PM  
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darkhorse23 [TotalFark] 2008-04-05 06:53:07 PM  
There's a Monty Python joke in that headline, somewhere.

 
strangeguitar 2008-04-05 06:57:13 PM  
darkhorse23: There's a Monty Python joke in that headline, somewhere.

Here ya' go:
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SilentStrider [TotalFark] 2008-04-05 07:17:03 PM  
Ku_No_Ichi: A Finn?

nope.

I'll give out a hint... what drink is made with vodka and orange juice?

 
Garm [TotalFark] 2008-04-05 07:30:11 PM  
Wanted for questioning
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AlphaQnz 2008-04-05 08:02:01 PM  
SilentStrider: Ku_No_Ichi: A Finn?

nope.

I'll give out a hint... what drink is made with vodka and orange juice?

Screwdriver?

I thought this would get greenlite!

 
puffy999 [TotalFark] 2008-04-05 08:53:41 PM  
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Is this the rival hedgehog? Or the hedgehog in question?

 
Freak 2008-04-05 08:53:42 PM  
Damn I must be getting old. Is "assault with a hedgehog" a new euphemism for sex or something?

 
Hedgehogg 2008-04-05 08:56:08 PM  
Finally a thread for the rest of us!

 
EsteeFlwrPot 2008-04-05 08:58:06 PM  
hedgehogs freak me out.

 
Amigajoe [TotalFark] 2008-04-05 08:59:28 PM  
Freak 2008-04-05 08:53:42 PM
Damn I must be getting old. Is "assault with a hedgehog" a new euphemism for sex or something?


-It can be sex OR assault. It all depends which way the quills are pointing...

 
guitarpick2002 2008-04-05 08:59:54 PM  
Somebody's spent too much time at Cute Overload or looking at those spikey balls from Star Wars...

 
Dubya's_Coke_Dealer 2008-04-05 09:00:16 PM  
If they outlaw hedgehogs, only oulaws will have hedgehogs.

 
lewismarktwo 2008-04-05 09:01:02 PM  
SilentStrider
www.kasterborus.com

 
turkey_baster 2008-04-05 09:01:03 PM  
Oh boy, another 'Not News; News; Fark' headline. It's like subby is getting fresh out of ideas or something

 
puffy999 [TotalFark] 2008-04-05 09:01:20 PM  
Amigajoe: -It can be sex OR assault. It all depends which way the quills are pointing...

So if it had been inserted anywhere, it should be both, right? Sexual assault I guess.

 
Lenny_da_Hog 2008-04-05 09:02:46 PM  
As a hedgehog, I'm getting a kick out these responses....

 
Shalekitty 2008-04-05 09:06:13 PM  
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Wanted for questioning

 
cerberus9 2008-04-05 09:07:10 PM  
Freak: Damn I must be getting old. Is "assault with a hedgehog" a new euphemism for sex or something?

You mean you've never seen a Ron Jeremy movie?

 
ddarK1 2008-04-05 09:08:16 PM  
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Hotlinked for your pleasure.

 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark] 2008-04-05 09:08:21 PM  
"Dinsdale was a gentleman. And he knew how to treat a female impersonator."

 
Begoggle 2008-04-05 09:09:46 PM  
turkey_baster: Oh boy, another 'Not News; News; Fark' headline. It's like subby is getting fresh out of ideas or something

You would prefer:
27 year old arrested for assault with a weapon on a 15 year old boy. Weapon was a hedgehog. Wait, what?

 
tkirby 2008-04-05 09:10:50 PM  
dogpossum.org

/chonson

 
SilentStrider [TotalFark] 2008-04-05 09:12:11 PM  
lewismarktwo: www.kasterborus.com

ding.

 
sniderman 2008-04-05 09:13:15 PM  
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I hate that farking hedgehog.

 
Smellvin 2008-04-05 09:19:55 PM  
Freak: Damn I must be getting old. Is "assault with a hedgehog" a new euphemism for sex or something?

It's when you stick it in her pooper while she's taking a dump.

 
LoneVVolf 2008-04-05 09:20:17 PM  
SilentStrider: mix 2 oz. vodka with 8 oz. orange juice. Add one small blue hedgehog. Serve over ice.

props to those who know what this would make.


One f*cking plastered hedgehog...

 
Bucky Katt [TotalFark] 2008-04-05 09:26:53 PM  
wait, wasn't this pretty cruel to the hedgehog?

 
Hale-Bopp 2008-04-05 09:32:28 PM  
Without reading the article, I'll just assume they were playing Super Smash Bros. Brawl.

 
Lenny_da_Hog 2008-04-05 09:36:25 PM  
Bucky Katt: wait, wasn't this pretty cruel to the hedgehog?

Ha-ha-ha, Noooo!

It was already dead.

 
Cyborg77 2008-04-05 09:37:34 PM  
LoneVVolf: SilentStrider: mix 2 oz. vodka with 8 oz. orange juice. Add one small blue hedgehog. Serve over ice.

props to those who know what this would make.


One f*cking plastered hedgehog...

GUYS, ITS A SONIC SCREWDRIVER!!!

 
Vacation Bible School 2008-04-05 09:38:19 PM  
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Shot at 2008-04-05
Mona Doyle must have had her back turned...

 
snorkblaster [TotalFark] 2008-04-05 09:38:55 PM  

 
Milnet Man 2008-04-05 09:40:46 PM  
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Dr.Robotnik 2008-04-05 09:42:25 PM  
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Dr.Robotnik 2008-04-05 09:43:08 PM  
I'm getting a kick out of these replies by the way...

 
Haoie 2008-04-05 09:47:45 PM  
The poor hedgehog.

Yes it was dead, but still.

 
Barakku [TotalFark] 2008-04-05 09:55:34 PM  
Dr.Robotnik: img59.exs.cx

I was going to make a sonic joke, but this both made me laugh a little, and killed me a little inside.

 
simpsonfan 2008-04-05 10:06:38 PM  
oldeberry: CoOuld have been worse. Could have been a raspberry. Or a banana

Or a pointed stick.

 
Barakku [TotalFark] 2008-04-05 10:09:57 PM  
simpsonfan: oldeberry: CoOuld have been worse. Could have been a raspberry. Or a banana

Or a pointed stick.

Shut up about the pointed stick!
/We already did passion fruit!

 
angryatgwb 2008-04-05 10:19:46 PM  
what would have happened if it were a gun handy for this 27 year old. Instead of road kill it would be kid kill.

 
Diablo Trout 2008-04-05 10:34:27 PM  
The Hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

 
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