How many bullets does it take to make 15 Canadians duck?

Sinbad '08

Did Hillary say she was there?

before the advocates of duck hunting chime in i have to ask...
Have you ever seen someone shoot ducks?
I mean really blasting mallards with deadly force?

Just wondering...

boobsrgood

So thats what those Canadian do over there.

/And why so many ugly camel babies being born.
//Better use protection next time.

Well, I may as well be illiterate. I just read that as "15 Canadian ducks fire gun near Gaza."

/I like my version better.

They were Montrealers: worst of the Canadians.

Well, at least they weren't chicken.

TFA doesn't say, but I wonder if it started because they gave someone a goose?

FWC Skinny: before the advocates of duck hunting chime in i have to ask...
Have you ever seen someone shoot ducks?
I mean really blasting mallards with deadly force?

Just wondering...

love it.

Ducks = FREE at Subway.

I'm not your buddy, guy.

rfbandit: I'm not your buddy, guy.

I'm not your guy, friend.

Oh, cue the anti foreigner Farkers. Because America needs plenty more enemies.

Hope the guy with the groin injury is okay, of all the places to get shot...

TMBGfreak: I'm not your guy, friend.
I'm not your friend, buddy.

Gunshots near Gaza

Gobobo: Oh, cue the anti foreigner Farkers. Because America needs plenty more enemies.

If everybody here says nice things about them will that mean they will like us?

/Suck it, Canada

Threadjacking, but - how sad is it that the US press is so pussy-whipped by the Clintons (and the Bushes) that Sinbad is the dude to bust that story open.

I mean, farken hell. It's Sinbad.

New to DC press: if you need Sinbad to get the job done, uh,

FAIL.

sseye: Threadjacking, but - how sad is it that the US press is so pussy-whipped by the Clintons (and the Bushes) that Sinbad is the dude to bust that story open.

Look, dude, he fought with giants, skeletons, and has a weird little genie who speaks in rhyme. He's been on seven voyages. you been on seven voyages? Six? five? yeah I thought so. STFU and GBTW.

randomizetimer [TotalFark] Quote 2008-04-05 07:52:46 PM
Did Hillary say she was there?


She will, just wait.

hyperspacemonkey: Look, dude, he fought with giants, skeletons, and has a weird little genie who speaks in rhyme. He's been on seven voyages. you been on seven voyages? Six? five? yeah I thought so. STFU and GBTW.

Reasonable and well put.

Those pants.

I rest my case.

rfbandit: I'm not your friend, buddy.

I'm not your buddy, guy.

This is so typically Canadian, they get a few stray bullets....

/real men get katyusha rockets

FRENCH Canadians.

There's a difference.

So Hamas, the elected government in Gaza, takes credit for this kind of attack. Why is this not an act of war? Why can't the Israelis just roll in, round up everyone in the "government," and throw them in jail?

Actually, I think the Israelis would be better served by allowing the Sderotis to obtain cheap rockets of their own and every time the Palestinians attack, shoot one off at a random target in Gaza.

TMBGfreak: I'm not your buddy, guy.

I'm not your guy, friend.

muck4doo: Gobobo: Oh, cue the anti foreigner Farkers. Because America needs plenty more enemies.

If everybody here says nice things about them will that mean they will like us?

/Suck it, Canada

Heh. I'm not Canadian you prick.

seems like a real hamas gunman and real bullts to me. video at right:

http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/20080404/israeli_canadian_08 0404/20080404/

We can't acquire any more enemies because we have them all already. We need to find a new planet full of potential enemies. This is why I support a robust space program.

There you go, 15 canadian ducks. Though they weren't gunfired near Gaza.

/wait, what?

Ishkur: There you go, 15 canadian ducks. Though they weren't gunfired near Gaza.

/wait, what?

Those are Canada GEESE.

Were the shooters Serbian snipers, though?

Gyrfalcon: \Those are Canada GEESE.

They may well be Canadian Canada Geese, but certainly not ducks (Canadian or otherwise). How does a guy from BC not know his duck from a goose?

/And I count 19 of them

rfbandit: I'm not your buddy, guy.

I'm not your guy, friend.

Well, whaddya know...Canadians dodging bullets and they weren't even in Toronto.

mmmmmm beijing duck.

parkthebus: They may well be Canadian Canada Geese, but certainly not ducks (Canadian or otherwise). How does a guy from BC not know his duck from a goose?


/duck


//duck


///GOOSE

Gobobo: Oh, cue the anti foreigner Farkers. Because America needs plenty more enemies.

Every country officially hates America now except Israel. And even they laugh at you behind your back as useful Goyim fools.

some_beer_drinker: I'm not your guy, friend.

I'm not your friend, you shiat-faced cockmaster.

/aw crap

The way you hear them talk about it. You'd think they did this every time they came within 10 miles of the US border.

Life_is_a_carnivore: FRENCH Canadians.

There's a difference.

Not really, we all fail equally.

I'm from Ladner, guys.

The snow goose capital of Canada. I grew up 5 miles away from the Reifel bird sanctuary on Westham island (yes, it's called Reifel. Exactly as it sounds. We think its funny too).

I know those aren't ducks, and I know there's not 15 of them, and I know those aren't gaza snipers, but I was just trying to make funny of the headline. That was the best picture I could find.

stop ruining the punch line of my joke.

kilgorn: How many bullets does it take to make 15 Canadians duck?

Only one, if it asks politely.

What the FARK? 47 comments and not a single one is calling Israel a Nazi or Apartheid state?

Came for the Israel bashing and was sorely disappointed.

Duck!!!!
In Israel the handshake has been replaced by the goose.