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(Canada.com) Misc 15 Canadians duck gunfire near Gaza, Sinbad discounts story   (canada.com) divider line 49
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strangeguitar 2008-04-05 07:09:31 PM  
i227.photobucket.com

 
kilgorn 2008-04-05 07:35:52 PM  
How many bullets does it take to make 15 Canadians duck?

 
boobsrgood [TotalFark] 2008-04-05 07:37:37 PM  
i242.photobucket.com

 
4NSpy 2008-04-05 07:49:28 PM  
www.rivalfish.com

Sinbad '08

 
randomizetimer [TotalFark] 2008-04-05 07:52:46 PM  
Did Hillary say she was there?

 
FWC Skinny 2008-04-05 07:52:59 PM  
before the advocates of duck hunting chime in i have to ask...
Have you ever seen someone shoot ducks?
I mean really blasting mallards with deadly force?

Just wondering...

 
Get Lost 2008-04-05 07:53:51 PM  
boobsrgood

So thats what those Canadian do over there.

/And why so many ugly camel babies being born.
//Better use protection next time.

 
ElegantGoose 2008-04-05 07:54:10 PM  
Well, I may as well be illiterate. I just read that as "15 Canadian ducks fire gun near Gaza."

/I like my version better.

 
ultraholland 2008-04-05 07:55:13 PM  
They were Montrealers: worst of the Canadians.

 
alacy52 2008-04-05 07:55:16 PM  
img221.imageshack.us

 
Larger Than Marge 2008-04-05 07:56:18 PM  
Well, at least they weren't chicken.

 
Larger Than Marge 2008-04-05 07:57:35 PM  
TFA doesn't say, but I wonder if it started because they gave someone a goose?

 
4NSpy 2008-04-05 08:04:15 PM  
FWC Skinny: before the advocates of duck hunting chime in i have to ask...
Have you ever seen someone shoot ducks?
I mean really blasting mallards with deadly force?

Just wondering...


love it.

 
Pus Gut 2008-04-05 08:06:36 PM  
Ducks = FREE at Subway.

 
rfbandit 2008-04-05 08:06:48 PM  
I'm not your buddy, guy.

 
TMBGfreak 2008-04-05 08:08:00 PM  
rfbandit: I'm not your buddy, guy.

I'm not your guy, friend.

 
Gobobo 2008-04-05 08:11:40 PM  
Oh, cue the anti foreigner Farkers. Because America needs plenty more enemies.

 
sangre 2008-04-05 08:12:50 PM  
Hope the guy with the groin injury is okay, of all the places to get shot...

 
rfbandit 2008-04-05 08:13:05 PM  
TMBGfreak: I'm not your guy, friend.
I'm not your friend, buddy.

 
overlord 2008-04-05 08:13:46 PM  
img.fark.com Gunshots near Gaza

 
muck4doo [TotalFark] 2008-04-05 08:13:57 PM  
Gobobo: Oh, cue the anti foreigner Farkers. Because America needs plenty more enemies.

If everybody here says nice things about them will that mean they will like us?

/Suck it, Canada

 
sseye 2008-04-05 08:22:00 PM  
Threadjacking, but - how sad is it that the US press is so pussy-whipped by the Clintons (and the Bushes) that Sinbad is the dude to bust that story open.

I mean, farken hell. It's Sinbad.

New to DC press: if you need Sinbad to get the job done, uh,

FAIL.

 
hyperspacemonkey 2008-04-05 08:26:56 PM  
sseye: Threadjacking, but - how sad is it that the US press is so pussy-whipped by the Clintons (and the Bushes) that Sinbad is the dude to bust that story open.

Look, dude, he fought with giants, skeletons, and has a weird little genie who speaks in rhyme. He's been on seven voyages. you been on seven voyages? Six? five? yeah I thought so. STFU and GBTW.

 
Dick_Hertz 2008-04-05 08:27:06 PM  
randomizetimer [TotalFark] Quote 2008-04-05 07:52:46 PM
Did Hillary say she was there?


She will, just wait.

 
sseye 2008-04-05 08:29:30 PM  
hyperspacemonkey: Look, dude, he fought with giants, skeletons, and has a weird little genie who speaks in rhyme. He's been on seven voyages. you been on seven voyages? Six? five? yeah I thought so. STFU and GBTW.

Reasonable and well put.

Those pants.

I rest my case.

 
TMBGfreak 2008-04-05 08:29:31 PM  
rfbandit: I'm not your friend, buddy.

I'm not your buddy, guy.

 
kilgorn 2008-04-05 08:31:50 PM  
This is so typically Canadian, they get a few stray bullets....

/real men get katyusha rockets

 
Four Horsemen of the Domestic Dispute 2008-04-05 08:34:19 PM  
i194.photobucket.com

 
Life_is_a_carnivore 2008-04-05 08:34:53 PM  
FRENCH Canadians.

There's a difference.

 
clambam 2008-04-05 08:34:54 PM  
So Hamas, the elected government in Gaza, takes credit for this kind of attack. Why is this not an act of war? Why can't the Israelis just roll in, round up everyone in the "government," and throw them in jail?

Actually, I think the Israelis would be better served by allowing the Sderotis to obtain cheap rockets of their own and every time the Palestinians attack, shoot one off at a random target in Gaza.

 
rfbandit 2008-04-05 08:40:44 PM  
TMBGfreak: I'm not your buddy, guy.

I'm not your guy, friend.

 
Gobobo 2008-04-05 08:45:47 PM  
muck4doo: Gobobo: Oh, cue the anti foreigner Farkers. Because America needs plenty more enemies.

If everybody here says nice things about them will that mean they will like us?

/Suck it, Canada


Heh. I'm not Canadian you prick.

 
bobboberts 2008-04-05 08:49:12 PM  
seems like a real hamas gunman and real bullts to me. video at right:

http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/20080404/israeli_canadian_08 0404/20080404/

 
onomatopoetic 2008-04-05 08:51:08 PM  
We can't acquire any more enemies because we have them all already. We need to find a new planet full of potential enemies. This is why I support a robust space program.

 
Ishkur 2008-04-05 09:15:13 PM  
www.duckscanada.com

There you go, 15 canadian ducks. Though they weren't gunfired near Gaza.

/wait, what?

 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark] 2008-04-05 09:21:32 PM  
Ishkur: There you go, 15 canadian ducks. Though they weren't gunfired near Gaza.

/wait, what?


Those are Canada GEESE.

Were the shooters Serbian snipers, though?

 
parkthebus [TotalFark] 2008-04-05 09:27:44 PM  
Gyrfalcon: \Those are Canada GEESE.

They may well be Canadian Canada Geese, but certainly not ducks (Canadian or otherwise). How does a guy from BC not know his duck from a goose?

/And I count 19 of them

 
some_beer_drinker 2008-04-05 09:35:39 PM  
rfbandit: I'm not your buddy, guy.

I'm not your guy, friend.

 
Highroller48 [TotalFark] 2008-04-05 09:36:39 PM  
Well, whaddya know...Canadians dodging bullets and they weren't even in Toronto.

 
some_beer_drinker 2008-04-05 09:36:51 PM  
mmmmmm beijing duck.

 
Queuebert 2008-04-05 09:45:12 PM  
parkthebus: They may well be Canadian Canada Geese, but certainly not ducks (Canadian or otherwise). How does a guy from BC not know his duck from a goose?

www.freefoto.com
/duck

z.about.com
//duck

www.gamerevolution.com
///GOOSE

 
Suede head 2008-04-05 09:52:57 PM  
Gobobo: Oh, cue the anti foreigner Farkers. Because America needs plenty more enemies.

Every country officially hates America now except Israel. And even they laugh at you behind your back as useful Goyim fools.

 
Unkel Jethro 2008-04-05 09:54:32 PM  
some_beer_drinker: I'm not your guy, friend.

I'm not your friend, you shiat-faced cockmaster.

/aw crap

 
ptelg 2008-04-05 10:42:37 PM  
The way you hear them talk about it. You'd think they did this every time they came within 10 miles of the US border.

 
zabbazoo 2008-04-05 10:46:13 PM  
Life_is_a_carnivore: FRENCH Canadians.

There's a difference.


Not really, we all fail equally.

 
Ishkur 2008-04-05 11:16:34 PM  
I'm from Ladner, guys.

The snow goose capital of Canada. I grew up 5 miles away from the Reifel bird sanctuary on Westham island (yes, it's called Reifel. Exactly as it sounds. We think its funny too).

I know those aren't ducks, and I know there's not 15 of them, and I know those aren't gaza snipers, but I was just trying to make funny of the headline. That was the best picture I could find.

stop ruining the punch line of my joke.

 
shadowself 2008-04-06 12:20:19 AM  
kilgorn: How many bullets does it take to make 15 Canadians duck?

Only one, if it asks politely.

 
jogiff 2008-04-06 02:40:34 AM  
What the FARK? 47 comments and not a single one is calling Israel a Nazi or Apartheid state?

Came for the Israel bashing and was sorely disappointed.

 
foxo 2008-04-06 07:21:34 AM  
Duck!!!!
In Israel the handshake has been replaced by the goose.

 
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