where is that mofo?

staplermofo (new window) (sfw)

I don't know. Those heavy duty staplers that can go through 50 pages are pretty hot.

So pictures of naked women react differently than young men to staplers?

Is this what I'm buying with my tuition money?

TFA says they didn't test women because it's hard to find a single type of image that would arouse a majority of heterosexual women.

Obviously, they didn't try a picture of shoes.

There's a reason they named that stapler Swingline.

FTA: "it is more difficult to find an erotic image that would appeal to many different heterosexual women compared to heterosexual men."

I can attest to this. In my circle of female friends (all of us hetero, you pervs), some of us find erotica of men "entertaining", some erotica of couples, and some erotica of women.

SurfGirl69: FTA: "it is more difficult to find an erotic image that would appeal to many different heterosexual women compared to heterosexual men."

I can attest to this. In my circle of female friends (all of us hetero, you pervs), some of us find erotica of men "entertaining", some erotica of couples, and some erotica of women.

Someone gonna buy you a TF membership.

/not me, married.

ka1axy: TFA says they didn't test women because it's hard to find a single type of image that would arouse a majority of heterosexual women.

Obviously, they didn't try a picture of shoes.

Money. A big fat bulging.......wallet.

ka1axy: TFA says they didn't test women because it's hard to find a single type of image that would arouse a majority of heterosexual women.

Obviously, they didn't try a picture of shoes.

Maybe something with an old man on it:

A Prada bag.

Time for some stapler porn then.

The bargainist has a link to fill out a little survey and get a free red stapler. Sounds legit to me. But I would never fill out an online survey if they promised a free redhead.

Because, hey, free stapler.

http://toolkitsurvey.swingline.com/

or stapler.... hmmmm...

Ok Lars The Canadian Viking, where do you get the Alien stapler?


I want one.

Clearly we must combine the two...

Hehe this reminds me of the best fake SA page ever (new window)

I completely agree.

Actual stapler pr0n:

http://www.staplermofo.com/pr0n.html

So where is the cure for cancer?

I dunno though, if the stapler were shaped like a naked womens body...

"It focused on the sex and money hub, the V-shape nucleus accumbens, which sits near the base of the brain and plays a central role in what you experience as pleasure."

V-Shaped, eh?

/I see what they did there

not amused

Hit it with a hammer stapler? That'll tack that shiat to the carpet!

I'm really more of a paper clip man.

ka1axy: TFA says they didn't test women because it's hard to find a single type of image that would arouse a majority of heterosexual women.

Obviously, they didn't try a picture of shoes.


What was that about heterosexual women?

I can just see all the "The girl or the stapler?" threads which are sure to emerge

Ok..I bet you a dollar that if you give me two dollars I'll give you three.

Lets see how well this works.

/pie

Milnet Man:

can I get a blank of that stapler?

DrJay: Ok..I bet you a dollar that if you give me two dollars I'll give you three.

Lets see how well this works.

So I give you two staple...wait, one dolla...wait, um, what?

That picture makes me want to cry.

I came here for the staplers and hot women

/not dissapointed

Separated at birth

SurfGirl69: FTA: "it is more difficult to find an erotic image that would appeal to many different heterosexual women compared to heterosexual men."

I can attest to this. In my circle of female friends (all of us hetero, you pervs), some of us find erotica of men "entertaining", some erotica of couples, and some erotica of women.

Striaght, bi, and gay.

Risky financial moves don't often turn a profit. But when they do, it is usually a big profit. Rich guys get more women than poor guys.

This thread is useless until staplermofo shows up.

ACCEPTED
/pet peeve

I masturbate to pictures of trucks myself.

/One of the few notable exceptions

shooosh: So I give you two staple...wait, one dolla...wait, um, what?

lol, it's a dumb no-win bet that confuses people. The bet is one dollar. The terms are, if you give me two dollars, I'll give you three. Idiot gives you two dollars, awaiting his three as part of the bet. You simply say "I lost" and give him 1 dollar (the money that was being bet). Of course nobody will ever take you up on it, but it's fun to confuse ppl.

ka1axy: TFA says they didn't test women because it's hard to find a single type of image that would arouse a majority of heterosexual women.

Obviously, they didn't try a picture of shoes.

Shoes? No sexist pig, it's NOT all about shoes. Women like BIG PENIS. Try that on for size.

zeroPOINTzero: or stapler.... hmmmm...

She could use a sandwich, or 50. Are you guys all into little boys with tits?