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(Orlando Sentinel) Florida Pet monkey escapes home, terrorizes Orlando residents, points menacingly at Chris Griffin   (orlandosentinel.com) divider line 51
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Crunchy Frog 2008-04-05 10:23:43 AM  
Saw this on the local news yesterday morning.

The way Orlando news stations were carrying on, you'd think it was King farking Kong.

/Not subby

 
angrymacface [TotalFark] 2008-04-05 11:00:06 AM  
For some reason that is completely unrelated to the article, I'm reminded of William Shatner's "There's. Something on. The. Wing."

 
Interrupted Infinitum 2008-04-05 12:20:05 PM  
No monkey on the lam?


Really?

 
TMBGfreak 2008-04-05 12:21:23 PM  
Florida quintfecta already in play today?

 
jdmac 2008-04-05 12:22:04 PM  
members.aol.com

obilgatory

 
jmccarth07 2008-04-05 12:25:54 PM  
That's nothing. Here's a video from the crazy monkey rampages in India a few months ago: When Monkeys Attack! (new window)

 
jmccarth07 2008-04-05 12:27:12 PM  
jmccarth07: That's nothing. Here's a video from the crazy monkey rampages in India a few months ago: When Monkeys Attack! (new window)

Fixed Link

 
Quantumbunny 2008-04-05 12:29:42 PM  
jdmac: obilgatory

Thanks for beating me to it.

 
Stratigus64 2008-04-05 12:32:07 PM  
ManCow's Out-of-control Monkey Phone Scam (YouTube, Hilarious, new window)

 
Luthiel 2008-04-05 12:32:30 PM  
jmccarth07: jmccarth07: That's nothing. Here's a video from the crazy monkey rampages in India a few months ago: When Monkeys Attack! (new window)

Fixed Link


Curse you.

 
Nuclear Monk 2008-04-05 12:35:16 PM  
Anyone else find the PetMeds ad on the Fark mainpage kinda disturbing?

 
nkanofolives 2008-04-05 12:37:54 PM  
Not impressed:


www.mudsugar.com

 
ghanson1564 2008-04-05 12:39:45 PM  
That monkey deserves a good spankin'.

 
theewhiterhino 2008-04-05 12:40:17 PM  
nkanofolives: Not impressed:

"you know lions eat deer, right?"

 
Juniper Jupiter [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-04-05 12:41:45 PM  
That's one bad monkey funker!!!

 
MCStymie 2008-04-05 12:42:08 PM  
All hail the Evil Monkey!

/He wasn't always evil...

 
Cauthon 2008-04-05 12:44:19 PM  
Le sange est sur la branche!

 
jmccarth07 2008-04-05 12:46:53 PM  
Luthiel: jmccarth07: jmccarth07: That's nothing. Here's a video from the crazy monkey rampages in India a few months ago: When Monkeys Attack! (new window)

Fixed Link

Curse you.


:)))))

 
Milnet Man 2008-04-05 12:47:50 PM  
i215.photobucket.com

 
Lt Shiny Sides [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-04-05 12:49:04 PM  
My neighbor used to have a pet monkey that would sit on his shoulder when he rode his bike.

 
peregrineeagle 2008-04-05 12:56:17 PM  
i love how it has a picture of the evil monkey in the related links.

/har har

 
Quantumbunny 2008-04-05 12:56:56 PM  
Ron Paul Revere: Quantumbunny: Thanks for beating me to it.

Yeah, because if there's a funny reference in a headline, the best thing to do is post a picture showing you get the reference. That, my friends, is humor at its finest.


Who pissed in your Lucky Charms this morning? It's a funny picture, and regardless of whether the headline references it or not, it's still funny.

On a related note, Subbys really shouldn't make such obvious references.

 
Diogenes [TotalFark] 2008-04-05 12:57:51 PM  
Residents fleeing from the hostile primate were running into the street and oncoming traffic.

Oh, c'mon. The thing was wearing a diaper. It couldn't even fling poo.

 
Servo5678 2008-04-05 01:03:18 PM  
"Headline is better than my sorry attempt. Nicely done, subby."

Thanks! Alternatively, I could have gone with "Pray for Mojo", but the evil monkey reference worked better.

 
Elminst 2008-04-05 01:03:25 PM  
Crunchy Frog: Saw this on the local news yesterday morning.

The way Orlando news stations were carrying on, you'd think it was King farking Kong.

/Not subby


No kidding.
It's a frickin capuchin.
Those things weigh less than a squirrel!!
the worst it would have done is maybe bite you. And since it was already a pet, the likelihood of rabies or some other disease is basically nil.

 
angrymacface [TotalFark] 2008-04-05 01:27:03 PM  
Cauthon: Le sange est sur la branche!

Le singe a disparu.

 
escapedlabmonkey 2008-04-05 01:28:29 PM  
Hi there.
I'm an escapedlabmonkey, so i'm really getting a kick...

 
Ku_No_Ichi [TotalFark] 2008-04-05 01:29:55 PM  
escapedlabmonkey: Hi there.
I'm an escapedlabmonkey, so i'm really getting a kick...


Heehee!

 
enjoyduff 2008-04-05 01:30:13 PM  
www.rateitall.com

 
CygnusDarius [TotalFark] 2008-04-05 01:35:22 PM  
Le singe est sur la branche.

 
CygnusDarius [TotalFark] 2008-04-05 01:36:56 PM  
angrymacface: Cauthon: Le sange est sur la branche!

Le singe a disparu.


He's a cheeky monkey.

/Damn it
//Beat me to it!

 
MiiPandaa 2008-04-05 01:39:26 PM  
I hate to be the one to freak it to you, but the "obligatory" photo is never obligatory if the joke was already fully referenced in the submitter's headline.

 
keypusher 2008-04-05 01:43:53 PM  
Ron Paul Revere: Quantumbunny: Thanks for beating me to it.

Yeah, because if there's a funny reference in a headline, the best thing to do is post a picture showing you get the reference. That, my friends, is humor at its finest.


Well, it's nice for those of us who didn't get the reference, especially when the picture is itself funny.

 
wildancrazy159 2008-04-05 01:51:55 PM  
wow..no one here took the time to read the comments on that story?
heres a few..

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"Bruno wrote:
* WE INTERUPT THIS BLOG WITH A NEWS FLASH * 1000 MONKEYS HAVE TAKEN OVER THE MAGIC MALL ON WEST COLONIAL DRIVE SATURDAY MORNING, LOW HANGING DIAPERS AND THE MAJORITY HAD COLT 45 MALT LIQ WITH THEM. BE WARNED. ALL SEEM TO BE FOLLOWING DAISY LYNUM THROUGH THE MALL!!

News Flash * Thousands of monkeys as well have descended on Kissimmee, playing some sort of wierd rat on acid music as well out of car windows at full volume, they also have low hanging diapers, and most appear to be babbling some kind of monkey language!
Paul Bunyan
Newton, IA

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On seeing the headline, my first thought was "Have they checked for missing persons in Eatonville?"
Matt
Katy, TX

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That wasnt a monkey. It was a nigglet that got out of the house while his momma was smoking crack! "


you have to click to see the comments on that page..
i was both cringing and laughing at the same time...
/lives in florida.

 
Diogenes [TotalFark] 2008-04-05 01:55:15 PM  
wildancrazy159: That wasnt a monkey. It was a nigglet that got out of the house while his momma was smoking crack! "

Oh dear god. My fellow man sickens me more every day.

 
cefm 2008-04-05 02:05:10 PM  
"Leave Chris alone - he's mine!"
i.plime.com

 
CygnusDarius [TotalFark] 2008-04-05 02:07:12 PM  
Diogenes: wildancrazy159: That wasnt a monkey. It was a nigglet that got out of the house while his momma was smoking crack! "

Oh dear god. My fellow man sickens me more every day.


Clearly you've never read Encyclopedia Dramatica.

/I weep for humanity

 
skankboy 2008-04-05 02:11:40 PM  
Anyone else think Chris Griffin is the biggest waste of a character on Family Guy?

 
CygnusDarius [TotalFark] 2008-04-05 02:20:40 PM  
skankboy: Anyone else think Chris Griffin is the biggest waste of a character on Family Guy?

Hey, Chris has a use: He's there to make everyone else shine a little bit more.

 
maxx2112 2008-04-05 02:25:16 PM  
Yo, chill out, dude.

iamatvjunkie.typepad.com


/ take it easy . . .

 
ArkyBeagle 2008-04-05 02:32:55 PM  
Crunchy Frog: Saw this on the local news yesterday morning.

The way Orlando news stations were carrying on, you'd think it was King farking Kong.

/Not subby


There have been times that ten minutes into the newscast, the
story is... grafitti. Now that's some hard-hittin' news raht thur.

 
horonto [TotalFark] 2008-04-05 03:28:16 PM  
Possibly NSFW
mp3s.meefo.com
(new window)

 
Dome [TotalFark] 2008-04-05 04:31:18 PM  
pray for mojo

 
Cerebral Ballsy [TotalFark] 2008-04-05 05:22:22 PM  
The permit is free; all you have to do is demonstrate knowledge of the feeding and care of monkeys??

Florida, that doesn't sound like you! You need to get back on track! That permit should cost $300 and require no knowledge whatsoever.

 
Babbs 2008-04-05 07:42:36 PM  
i274.photobucket.com

 
IC Stars 2008-04-05 08:58:09 PM  
daveintexas.files.wordpress.com
/hotlinky

 
bonehead800 2008-04-06 12:16:21 AM  
nkanofolives: Not impressed:


Also not a monkey. So yeah, I bet he would be unimpressed.


 
jdmac 2008-04-06 01:47:54 AM  
Ron Paul Revere: Quantumbunny: Thanks for beating me to it.

Yeah, because if there's a funny reference in a headline, the best thing to do is post a picture showing you get the reference. That, my friends, is humor at its finest.


Well if you are going to be snarky about it,

remainsofthedesi.files.wordpress.com

sithoughts.mu.nu
www.acton.org
hometown.aol.com

Don't blame me, I was just posting a simple pic, but now, now you must face the wrath of the evil monkey!

and one more for good mesure

www.garmentdistrict.com

 
12inpianist 2008-04-06 03:13:38 AM  
i83.photobucket.com

 
RTFarticle 2008-04-06 03:28:31 AM  
Stratigus64: ManCow's Out-of-control Monkey Phone Scam (YouTube, Hilarious, new window)

God, Mancow is such a steaming pile of concentrated suck. No wonder he's off the air in something like 99% of US markets.

 
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