Saw this on the local news yesterday morning.

The way Orlando news stations were carrying on, you'd think it was King farking Kong.

/Not subby

For some reason that is completely unrelated to the article, I'm reminded of William Shatner's "There's. Something on. The. Wing."

No monkey on the lam?


Really?

Florida quintfecta already in play today?

obilgatory

That's nothing. Here's a video from the crazy monkey rampages in India a few months ago: When Monkeys Attack! (new window)

jmccarth07: That's nothing. Here's a video from the crazy monkey rampages in India a few months ago: When Monkeys Attack! (new window)

Fixed Link

jdmac: obilgatory

Thanks for beating me to it.

ManCow's Out-of-control Monkey Phone Scam (YouTube, Hilarious, new window)

jmccarth07: jmccarth07: That's nothing. Here's a video from the crazy monkey rampages in India a few months ago: When Monkeys Attack! (new window)

Fixed Link

Curse you.

Anyone else find the PetMeds ad on the Fark mainpage kinda disturbing?

Not impressed:

That monkey deserves a good spankin'.

nkanofolives: Not impressed:

"you know lions eat deer, right?"

That's one bad monkey funker!!!

All hail the Evil Monkey!

/He wasn't always evil...

Luthiel: jmccarth07: jmccarth07: That's nothing. Here's a video from the crazy monkey rampages in India a few months ago: When Monkeys Attack! (new window)

Fixed Link

Curse you.

:)))))

My neighbor used to have a pet monkey that would sit on his shoulder when he rode his bike.

i love how it has a picture of the evil monkey in the related links.

/har har

Ron Paul Revere: Quantumbunny: Thanks for beating me to it.

Yeah, because if there's a funny reference in a headline, the best thing to do is post a picture showing you get the reference. That, my friends, is humor at its finest.

Who pissed in your Lucky Charms this morning? It's a funny picture, and regardless of whether the headline references it or not, it's still funny.

On a related note, Subbys really shouldn't make such obvious references.

Residents fleeing from the hostile primate were running into the street and oncoming traffic.

Oh, c'mon. The thing was wearing a diaper. It couldn't even fling poo.

"Headline is better than my sorry attempt. Nicely done, subby."

Thanks! Alternatively, I could have gone with "Pray for Mojo", but the evil monkey reference worked better.

Crunchy Frog: Saw this on the local news yesterday morning.

The way Orlando news stations were carrying on, you'd think it was King farking Kong.

/Not subby

No kidding.
It's a frickin capuchin.
Those things weigh less than a squirrel!!
the worst it would have done is maybe bite you. And since it was already a pet, the likelihood of rabies or some other disease is basically nil.

Cauthon: Le sange est sur la branche!

Le singe a disparu.

Hi there.
I'm an escapedlabmonkey, so i'm really getting a kick...

escapedlabmonkey: Hi there.
I'm an escapedlabmonkey, so i'm really getting a kick...

Heehee!

Le singe est sur la branche.

angrymacface: Cauthon: Le sange est sur la branche!

Le singe a disparu.

He's a cheeky monkey.

/Damn it
//Beat me to it!

I hate to be the one to freak it to you, but the "obligatory" photo is never obligatory if the joke was already fully referenced in the submitter's headline.

Ron Paul Revere: Quantumbunny: Thanks for beating me to it.

Yeah, because if there's a funny reference in a headline, the best thing to do is post a picture showing you get the reference. That, my friends, is humor at its finest.

Well, it's nice for those of us who didn't get the reference, especially when the picture is itself funny.

wow..no one here took the time to read the comments on that story?
heres a few..

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"Bruno wrote:
* WE INTERUPT THIS BLOG WITH A NEWS FLASH * 1000 MONKEYS HAVE TAKEN OVER THE MAGIC MALL ON WEST COLONIAL DRIVE SATURDAY MORNING, LOW HANGING DIAPERS AND THE MAJORITY HAD COLT 45 MALT LIQ WITH THEM. BE WARNED. ALL SEEM TO BE FOLLOWING DAISY LYNUM THROUGH THE MALL!!

News Flash * Thousands of monkeys as well have descended on Kissimmee, playing some sort of wierd rat on acid music as well out of car windows at full volume, they also have low hanging diapers, and most appear to be babbling some kind of monkey language!
Paul Bunyan
Newton, IA

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On seeing the headline, my first thought was "Have they checked for missing persons in Eatonville?"
Matt
Katy, TX

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That wasnt a monkey. It was a nigglet that got out of the house while his momma was smoking crack! "

you have to click to see the comments on that page..
i was both cringing and laughing at the same time...
/lives in florida.

wildancrazy159: That wasnt a monkey. It was a nigglet that got out of the house while his momma was smoking crack! "

Oh dear god. My fellow man sickens me more every day.

"Leave Chris alone - he's mine!"

Diogenes: wildancrazy159: That wasnt a monkey. It was a nigglet that got out of the house while his momma was smoking crack! "

Oh dear god. My fellow man sickens me more every day.

Clearly you've never read Encyclopedia Dramatica.

/I weep for humanity

Anyone else think Chris Griffin is the biggest waste of a character on Family Guy?

skankboy: Anyone else think Chris Griffin is the biggest waste of a character on Family Guy?

Hey, Chris has a use: He's there to make everyone else shine a little bit more.

Yo, chill out, dude.




/ take it easy . . .

Crunchy Frog: Saw this on the local news yesterday morning.

The way Orlando news stations were carrying on, you'd think it was King farking Kong.

/Not subby

There have been times that ten minutes into the newscast, the
story is... grafitti. Now that's some hard-hittin' news raht thur.

Possibly NSFW
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pray for mojo

The permit is free; all you have to do is demonstrate knowledge of the feeding and care of monkeys??

Florida, that doesn't sound like you! You need to get back on track! That permit should cost $300 and require no knowledge whatsoever.

/hotlinky

nkanofolives: Not impressed:

Also not a monkey. So yeah, I bet he would be unimpressed.

Ron Paul Revere: Quantumbunny: Thanks for beating me to it.

Yeah, because if there's a funny reference in a headline, the best thing to do is post a picture showing you get the reference. That, my friends, is humor at its finest.

Well if you are going to be snarky about it,







Don't blame me, I was just posting a simple pic, but now, now you must face the wrath of the evil monkey!

and one more for good mesure

Stratigus64: ManCow's Out-of-control Monkey Phone Scam (YouTube, Hilarious, new window)

God, Mancow is such a steaming pile of concentrated suck. No wonder he's off the air in something like 99% of US markets.