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Seabon 2008-04-04 11:48:04 PM  
Bow chicka bow-wow?

 
I Like Bread 2008-04-04 11:48:22 PM  
NO.
And die.

 
MagicMan 2008-04-04 11:56:12 PM  
That video was FULL of awesomeness

 
Unhip1 [TotalFark] 2008-04-04 11:57:56 PM  
Tasteless, incoherent in parts...but funny.

 
Sharkface217 2008-04-04 11:58:08 PM  
I can't tell if this is EPIC WIN or EPIC FAIL.

 
Nimnom 2008-04-04 11:59:45 PM  
In my head, on the floor, when we talk about the war!

 
andrewagill 2008-04-05 12:02:06 AM  
Boo!

This thread needs more Clash.

 
pocketrubbish 2008-04-05 12:06:08 AM  
Damn you andrewagill, I was just about to post that epic piece of editing brilliance.

 
Relatively Obscure [TotalFark] 2008-04-05 12:10:36 AM  
Sharkface217: I can't tell if this is EPIC WIN or EPIC FAIL.

Maybe it's so much Fail, it came around full circle into Win.

 
gilgigamesh 2008-04-05 12:19:25 AM  
That was funnier than I expected.

 
LadyBinky 2008-04-05 12:20:52 AM  
Hee!

 
burndtdan 2008-04-05 12:23:52 AM  
lol, thanks for finally greenlighting one. there were only like 20 submissions of this in the past 2 days.

great video though.

 
kyleaugustus 2008-04-05 12:33:25 AM  
Anyone else think of the president video from Die Hard 4?

 
chewy milk 2008-04-05 12:36:36 AM  
Relatively Obscure: Sharkface217: I can't tell if this is EPIC WIN or EPIC FAIL.

Maybe it's so much Fail, it came around full circle into Win.


www.forumammo.com

 
rppp01a 2008-04-05 12:43:38 AM  
chewy milk: Relatively Obscure: Sharkface217: I can't tell if this is EPIC WIN or EPIC FAIL.

Maybe it's so much Fail, it came around full circle into Win.


How ... how does a car ... that hurts my head to think about.

 
Seabon 2008-04-05 12:52:12 AM  
rppp01a: chewy milk: Relatively Obscure: Sharkface217: I can't tell if this is EPIC WIN or EPIC FAIL.

Maybe it's so much Fail, it came around full circle into Win.

How ... how does a car ... that hurts my head to think about.


I wonder where the guy who took that picture was standing?

 
Falcc 2008-04-05 12:56:37 AM  
rppp01a: chewy milk: Relatively Obscure: Sharkface217: I can't tell if this is EPIC WIN or EPIC FAIL.

Maybe it's so much Fail, it came around full circle into Win.

How ... how does a car ... that hurts my head to think about.


That's the magic of quantum fail dynamics. Song's stuck in my head now. We just need Eye of the Liar on youtube and we'll be set for the election.

 
Insertwitty Namehere 2008-04-05 12:56:43 AM  
Sharkface217: I can't tell if this is EPIC WIN or EPIC FAIL.

Well snowflake, just wait until you see what everyone else says. None of us want you to hurt yourself trying to make your own decision, best to just go with the herd.

 
Aarontology [TotalFark] 2008-04-05 12:59:17 AM  
I just got home from work, and that was a great way to start my three day weekend.

 
Bucky Katt [TotalFark] 2008-04-05 01:00:10 AM  
gilgigamesh: That was funnier than I expected.

you must have had really low expectations. that saturday night live level of funny

 
Bucky Katt [TotalFark] 2008-04-05 01:01:52 AM  
Seabon: rppp01a: chewy milk: Relatively Obscure: Sharkface217: I can't tell if this is EPIC WIN or EPIC FAIL.

Maybe it's so much Fail, it came around full circle into Win.

How ... how does a car ... that hurts my head to think about.

I wonder where the guy who took that picture was standing?


a conveniently located tree, perhaps

 
LadyBinky 2008-04-05 01:04:29 AM  
Bucky Katt: Seabon: rppp01a: chewy milk: Relatively Obscure: Sharkface217: I can't tell if this is EPIC WIN or EPIC FAIL.

Maybe it's so much Fail, it came around full circle into Win.

How ... how does a car ... that hurts my head to think about.

I wonder where the guy who took that picture was standing?

a conveniently located tree, perhaps


Adjacent roof, you can see a bit of it at the bottom left hand corner.

/doesn't really explain anything else about that picture

 
andrewagill 2008-04-05 01:05:43 AM  
Bucky Katt: you must have had really low expectations. that saturday night live level of funny

See this? This is the herd Insertwitty Namehere was talking about.

/Thought the vid was shiatty, too.
//And although SNL has been really bad since the mid-80s, this video is really another level of badness.
///But I don't presume to tell you that your opinion is wrong.

 
Falcc 2008-04-05 01:06:00 AM  
LadyBinky: Adjacent roof, you can see a bit of it at the bottom left hand corner.

/doesn't really explain anything else about that picture


Wait, I've got it. He was looking for the Country Kitchen Buffet.

 
Seabon 2008-04-05 01:11:24 AM  
Falcc: LadyBinky: Adjacent roof, you can see a bit of it at the bottom left hand corner.

/doesn't really explain anything else about that picture

Wait, I've got it. He was looking for the Country Kitchen Buffet.


nice, well done.

 
andrewagill 2008-04-05 01:25:52 AM  
something I can remember: ten years ago a cat got hit by a discarded apple thrown outside the window of a car driven by Drew. Ever since then there has been a curse following Drew and the curse just rubbed off on Fark a talking rabbit told me. If you don't post "XXXXXXXXXXXX" at the end of your post in another thread, all your porn will delete itself.

That must come in handy at work.

 
YesWeHaveNoBannanas 2008-04-05 01:31:40 AM  
this sucks worse than hildog herself...they tape this together with masking or duct tape? Give me those precious moment of my life back subturd

 
deeproy 2008-04-05 01:34:33 AM  
What's with the laugh track?

 
Cubicle Jockey 2008-04-05 01:44:13 AM  
We just need Eye of the Liar on youtube and we'll be set for the election.

This one?

Link (new window)
Not rickroll.

 
SaturnShadow 2008-04-05 01:44:54 AM  
beautiful

 
fstop 2008-04-05 01:48:51 AM  
I chuckled.

 
Rodeodoc 2008-04-05 01:53:16 AM  
That was terrible, but I guffawed. Sorry. I blame the hour.

At the MLK Remembrance Ceremony in Memphis today, Hillary told her African American brothers and sisters that she tried to take the bullet for MLK. And when MLK died, she realized that she too was black. So please vote for her instead of that half white Muslim looking guy.

 
hyperspacemonkey 2008-04-05 02:09:02 AM  
I am really trying to understand what the joke is. What is the song referring to? In particular, the word f***ing confuses me. Is this actually a statement or is it jabberwocky?

 
Sabyen91 [TotalFark] 2008-04-05 02:20:40 AM  
hyperspacemonkey: I am really trying to understand what the joke is. What is the song referring to? In particular, the word f***ing confuses me. Is this actually a statement or is it jabberwocky?

It is a running joke between Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmell.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnVJZkDuVBM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_pFTAY7MF8

 
Sabyen91 [TotalFark] 2008-04-05 02:21:43 AM  
Now, if that was farking reality TV you would all know that. Jeez.

 
Robobuu 2008-04-05 02:26:36 AM  
hyperspacemonkey: I am really trying to understand what the joke is. What is the song referring to? In particular, the word f***ing confuses me. Is this actually a statement or is it jabberwocky?

Parody of a thing with Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman.

F***ing Matt Damon
F***ing Ben Affleck
(both pop)

Both are about a chuckle and a quarter (about as funny as the thread's video). I'd suggest just watching enough to get the idea.

 
Robobuu 2008-04-05 02:27:58 AM  
Grrr... Sabyen91. That's what I get for going and doing other shiat before sending. I guess I should have checked the thread again though.

 
Sandwyrm 2008-04-05 02:42:19 AM  
Sabyen91: hyperspacemonkey: I am really trying to understand what the joke is. What is the song referring to? In particular, the word f***ing confuses me. Is this actually a statement or is it jabberwocky?

It is a running joke between Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmell.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnVJZkDuVBM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_pFTAY7MF8


Cripes, that's some funny stuff.

 
ChaoticLimbs 2008-04-05 02:43:04 AM  
It is both fail and win until observed, and then its state is locked into one or the other.

 
Sabyen91 [TotalFark] 2008-04-05 02:49:55 AM  
Robobuu: Grrr... Sabyen91. That's what I get for going and doing other shiat before sending. I guess I should have checked the thread again though.

Hey, your links worked.

 
ToeKnee666 2008-04-05 02:50:45 AM  
That's pretty funny.

 
Sabyen91 [TotalFark] 2008-04-05 02:52:56 AM  
Sandwyrm: Sabyen91: hyperspacemonkey: I am really trying to understand what the joke is. What is the song referring to? In particular, the word f***ing confuses me. Is this actually a statement or is it jabberwocky?

It is a running joke between Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmell.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnVJZkDuVBM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_pFTAY7MF8

Cripes, that's some funny stuff.


The Sarah Silverman thing was really funny because there was actually a running joke that Kimmel played on Damon before that. He would book Damon and then "run out of time" before he could get to him. So I guess Damon got his revenge :)

 
Falcc 2008-04-05 03:01:03 AM  
Cubicle Jockey: We just need Eye of the Liar on youtube and we'll be set for the election.

This one?

Link (new window)
Not rickroll.


What? No, that was really terrible. Geeze. I meant the infinitely superior one. All credit to Atillathepun:
EYE OF THE LIAR

Talkin' 'bout, sniper retreat
All she ducked: Sinbad's glances
Went to Belfast, now she's serving a treat
Just a Dem and her will to connive

So many times, it happens too fast
You pimp your daughter for glory
You lose your grip on the facts of the past
You must fight just to keep them contrived

Chorus:
It's the eye of the Liar, it's the fault of the Right
Risin' up to the challenge of Obama
And the last known survivor answers phones in the night
And she's watchin' us all in the eye of the Liar

Face to face, she's getting beat
Barack wins, drank her milkshake
She wants to live on Pennsylvania Street
For she kills with the skill to contrive

It's the eye of the Liar, it's the fault of the Right
Risin' up to the challenge of Obama
And the last known survivor answers phones in the night
And she's watchin' us all in the eye of the Liar

Not her fault, NAFTA's a flop
Change the facts, change her story
Saw The Youtube, now she's not gonna stop
Just a Dem and her will to contrive

It's the eye of the Liar, it's the fault of the Right
Risin' up to the challenge of Obama
And the last known survivor answers phones in the night
And she's watchin' us all in the eye of the Liar

 
soj4life 2008-04-05 03:48:33 AM  
that was awesome.


Falcc: Cubicle Jockey: We just need Eye of the Liar on youtube and we'll be set for the election.

This one?

Link (new window)
Not rickroll.

What? No, that was really terrible. Geeze. I meant the infinitely superior one. All credit to Atillathepun:
EYE OF THE LIAR

Talkin' 'bout, sniper retreat
All she ducked: Sinbad's glances
Went to Belfast, now she's serving a treat
Just a Dem and her will to connive

So many times, it happens too fast
You pimp your daughter for glory
You lose your grip on the facts of the past
You must fight just to keep them contrived

Chorus:
It's the eye of the Liar, it's the fault of the Right
Risin' up to the challenge of Obama
And the last known survivor answers phones in the night
And she's watchin' us all in the eye of the Liar

Face to face, she's getting beat
Barack wins, drank her milkshake
She wants to live on Pennsylvania Street
For she kills with the skill to contrive

It's the eye of the Liar, it's the fault of the Right
Risin' up to the challenge of Obama
And the last known survivor answers phones in the night
And she's watchin' us all in the eye of the Liar

Not her fault, NAFTA's a flop
Change the facts, change her story
Saw The Youtube, now she's not gonna stop
Just a Dem and her will to contrive

It's the eye of the Liar, it's the fault of the Right
Risin' up to the challenge of Obama
And the last known survivor answers phones in the night
And she's watchin' us all in the eye of the Liar


forum.alsacreations.com

 
seven_dogs_farking 2008-04-05 04:00:25 AM  
i249.photobucket.com

 
seven_dogs_farking 2008-04-05 04:01:37 AM  
i249.photobucket.com

 
Sheila_McSly 2008-04-05 04:16:21 AM  
rppp01a: How ... how does a car ... that hurts my head to think about.

Well, see, you know Jimmy's uncle, the rocket scientist who works out at Boeing? Always talking about that new rocket engine he was building like he's the only rocket scientist ever lived? Huge prick, am I right? So one night me and Jimmy and Betty Jo were getting drunk off Lone Star when Jimmy says, he says, "It would serve that prick right if someone stole his precious engine."

And Betty Jo says, "Well, Jesus Christ, Jim, what would you do with a rocket engine?"

And Jimmy says, "Hell, I dunno, blow it up or weld it to the car or something."

And I said, "Tie it to the car?!"

Now you keep in mind, I was pretty drunk and it had been a real long day at the salvage yard and this just seemed like about the best idea I'd ever heard in my life. Jimmy didn't care, not too much going on between the ears of that boy, but you know that. Anyway I took another can out of the cooler and cracked open, gave it to Jimmy, and said, "Hey Jimbo, how exactly would you go about that?"

I'm afraid the rest of the night is a bit of a blur. All I know is I woke up the next morning on the floor of the bar, buck naked except I was wearing a welder's mask. Jimmy's rusty old Escort was up in the roof of one of those yuppie houses by the highway, and later that year they had to take it out with a crane. And Jimmy... well... if you go down to Sheriff Bingham's office and look up above the door you'll find a steering wheel, right, and you'll see his finger bones embedded in it. And that's all they ever found of him, that day to this.

And, um... well... that's how it happened.

 
SavaThePriest 2008-04-05 06:41:58 AM  
My guess, regarding the picture:

Structure where photo is taken from is a parking garage or similar building. Car was gunned in reverse instead of foreward, off of the structure and into the house.

Thats the ONLY way I can see this even remotely possible.

 
EMPulse_of_KC 2008-04-05 07:45:25 AM  
The Kimmel video with Ben Affleck is about as epic as it gets though.

 
dj42 2008-04-05 07:50:33 AM  

Please DO NOT vote for Hillary R. Clinton. It is not right to have 2 Bushes and 2 Clintons in a row.

Aside from that, she is a coont, just listen here (feel free to google this shiat if you don't belive me, I could care less):


Bill and Hillary Clinton have come a long way since claiming $1 and $2 tax deductions for donating their used underwear to charity in the 1980s, earning $109 million between 2000 and 2007 and giving $10.3 million of it to charitable causes.


The joint federal income tax return figures, released yesterday by the Clinton campaign, show that the couple made $20.4 million last year and paid $5.1 million in federal income taxes - giving $3 million in charitable donations, including $1 million from the proceeds of Mr. Clinton's new book "Giving."


The release, held until late yesterday afternoon, comes five weeks after Mrs. Clinton promised to make public the documents during a televised presidential debate. She had resisted doing so for a long time, despite the fact she made her opponent's tax returns an issue during her 2000 Senate race against Republican Rick Lazio.


"The Clintons have now made public 30 years of tax returns, a record matched by few people in public service," said campaign spokesman Jay Carson. "None of Hillary Clinton's presidential opponents have revealed anything close to this amount of personal financial information."


The multimillion-dollar income puts the couple in a new league from their days when Mr. Clinton served as governor of Arkansas and Mrs. Clinton was a lawyer at Little Rock's Rose Law. Back then, she annually donated dozens of bags of clothing - hers, Bill's and daughter Chelsea's - to Goodwill, the Salvation Army and local shelters and charities, taking the time to personally list and value each item.


The yearly totals ran between $1,000 and $2,300 in tax-deductible donations. In addition to Bill and Chelsea's underwear, Mr. Clinton's used undershirts were priced at $3 each and his used running shoes at $10.


The Clintons' 2007 income, according to the documents, include $10.1 million in speaking engagements for Mr. Clinton, $4.4 million in book income, $3.5 from a blind trust, $2.7 million from partnerships and $485,000 from income from savings accounts.


The returns also show the couple received $603,811 in foreign tax credits on income from the United Kingdom, Australia, Puerto Rico and Canada and various other countries not identified from 2000 to 2006.


 
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