I appreciate the effort on your part subby but it required far too much on mine.

Those damn Crintons!

They are stearing my raundring business!

/old school racial stereotype for the, er, nevermind.

Skleenar: /old school racial stereotype for the, er, nevermind.



/Well, it made me laugh

burdtdan

The pretty blue dress came with the deal?

I want to work at a laundromat. At the going rates, if my girlfriend and I both did that job, we'd make enough money over 7 years to buy not one, but TWO pairs of pants!

jebusfreak: I want to work at a laundromat. At the going rates, if my girlfriend and I both did that job, we'd make enough money over 7 years to buy not one, but TWO pairs of pants!

Yeah but I hear when it comes to laundromats pants go for a few million.

/Obscure?

Falcc: Yeah but I hear when it comes to laundromats pants go for a few million.

/Obscure?

Yeah that's exactly why it would take us a few years from laundering to save up for those pants.

Falcc: Yeah but I hear when it comes to laundromats pants go for a few million.

/Obscure?

Nothing is obscure, this is Fark!

Also, re: TFA, this is pretty obviously why Hillary wasn't keen on releasing her tax returns.

Land E-Ring?

What?

andrewagill: Land E-Ring?

What?

"Money Laundering: The act of funnelling money through a third party so as to conceal it's source."

"My god, we're looking up money laundering in the dictionary..."

/Most certainly not obscure

Louder And More Dissonant: burdtdan

The pretty blue dress came with the deal?

no that's just what i like to wear on fridays

See, there is a downside to being a Fortune 100 crime syndicate bigshot. It's bad enough you have to pay huge sums to Arkansas hillbillies, but then you have to listen to them speak.

I almost feel sorry for you.

burndtdan: Louder And More Dissonant: burdtdan

The pretty blue dress came with the deal?

no that's just what i like to wear on fridays

When I think of Clinton-related laundering, see, I think of blue dresses.

erik-k: /Most certainly not obscure

What am I going to do with forty subscriptions to Vibe?

I was referring to the fact that when I first saw the headline, I missed the U.

I realize Clinton makes a lot speaking, but averaging $5 million per year is rock star money. I'm also doubtful (could be wrong) that the $51M figure includes money donated to Bill's "foundation."

shower_in_my_socks: I realize Clinton makes a lot speaking, but averaging $5 million per year is rock star money. I'm also doubtful (could be wrong) that the $51M figure includes money donated to Bill's "foundation."

When one commands two or three hundred grand per speaking appearance, $5 million adds up pretty quick.

shower_in_my_socks: averaging $5 million per year is rock star money.

OK, so what do you call $14M/yr?

crack rock money

Clinton gets paid to speak. Bush will get paid to NOT speak.

Missed the 1st 2 letters. I was wondering what "undering" meant.

I wonder how much bush will make from his cronies once he gets out of office?

It's late, I'm drinking, but I don't see anything about money laundering.

A little help?

yeegrek: Missed the 1st 2 letters. I was wondering what "undering" meant.

Ask the under toad.

My day was so bad that my soul bled, but reading this thread has applied a huge etheral band-aid. Thanx Subby!

/so incredibly sober that I might as well be drunk

"I have absolutely nothing against rich people," Hillary Clinton told North Dakota Democrats at their party convention Friday night in Grand Forks. "As a matter of fact, my husband _ much to my surprise and his _ has made a lot of money since he left the White House doing what he loves doing most, talking to people." I am one. Big time. I get paper-cuts on my ass from swimming around in a pool of Benjamins.

coma: I appreciate the effort on your part subby but it required far too much on mine.

Best comment all week.

Five Minute Standup: "I have absolutely nothing against rich people," Hillary Clinton told North Dakota Democrats at their party convention Friday night in Grand Forks. "As a matter of fact, my husband _ much to my surprise and his _ has made a lot of money since he left the White House doing what he loves doing most, talking to people." I am one. Big time. I get paper-cuts on my ass from swimming around in a pool of Benjamins.

Hillary. Ass. Mindbleach. Damn you all.

Is there anybody in the US Senate that isn't a millionaire?

It'll be fun to see how much money George Bush makes when he is out of office. Seeing as he had millions handed to him on silver platters when he was only the President's son (he left two or three bankrupt companies behind him with buckets full of cash, and then there was the baseball team). If f*****g up pays royally, Bush's speaking fees should top the five million dollar mark easily.

Al Gore has made over $100 million by himself. Signed on with Google pre-IPO ($30 million in stock options); Apple Board($6 million richer), business investment company in California, cable TV company, asset-management company... the cash that came with the Nobel Prize was small potatoes, as are his hefty speaking fees. Whilst searching for Man-Bear-Pig he must have stumbled on the Mother Load of Luck and Business Acumen. How's George and Barb doing?

erik-k: andrewagill: Land E-Ring?

What?

"Money Laundering: The act of funnelling money through a third party so as to conceal it's source."

"My god, we're looking up money laundering in the dictionary..."

/Most certainly not obscure

Anyone reading that who doesn't know every detail of the circumstances of that quote obviously cheated on the Fark entrance exam.


That being said, it took me a while to read the hidden message. For some reason I could not find the first N. "'Laudering?' How does one lauder? Don't they mean 'laundering?' Oh. There it is."

Robobuu: erik-k: andrewagill: Land E-Ring?

What?

"Money Laundering: The act of funnelling money through a third party so as to conceal it's source."

"My god, we're looking up money laundering in the dictionary..."

/Most certainly not obscure

Anyone reading that who doesn't know every detail of the circumstances of that quote obviously cheated on the Fark entrance exam.


That being said, it took me a while to read the hidden message. For some reason I could not find the first N. "'Laudering?' How does one lauder? Don't they mean 'laundering?' Oh. There it is."

My roommate thought I was crazy.

"L...U...N...D... wait, what? lundering? L..A..U..N... Oh snap."

Robobuu: How does one lauder?

This wee laddie might know...



Och aye!

Clucking Fintons.

coma: I appreciate the effort on your part subby but it required far too much on mine.

Aw come on man, anti-Clinton threads are gold I tell ya, GOLD!


/one cheap green a day since last week.
//one the previous year or so

She was surprised at how much he made? Puhlease.

AUNDURING????



/Oh, the 'L' at the start of the sentence........

Wouldn't know where to begin

Opiate of the Lasses: coma: I appreciate the effort on your part subby but it required far too much on mine.

Aw come on man, anti-Clinton threads are gold I tell ya, GOLD!


/one cheap green a day since last week.
//one the previous year or so

There's gold in them thar threads! Ye-He!

Am I the only one who thought the submitter was Torgo?