Who offered, pretty boy?

I would just like to state for public record that I would not accept the VP slot either. I figure that if the nominee was down to Edwards on their list of choices, I would be next.

Yeah, I bet that chick at the bar isn't his type either.

baorao: Yeah, I bet that chick at the bar isn't his type either.

sharp knees

i was about to make an joke about needing time to chase ambulancesa and then i remembered an awesone line a fellow farker said around a few years ago...lol'd again, and wishing i could remeber who said it to give them credit...something about "well, he has to because the ambulances he chases go so fast"

They just need to sweeten the pot a little bit ....

Well, thank God for small millercles

There we go.

hillbillypharmacist: Well, thank God for small millercles

There we go.

Ugh. I cringed ever time he said "mill." He pronounces it like "meeel".

McCain caught in another lie. ^{(^)} this time about his fighting to make MLK day a holiday in Arizona. And he lied about it while a black man held his umbrella for him in Memphis in front of the place where King was shot.

Does he really think people are so stupid they can't see through his lies?

Anybody who simply announces "I don't want to be VP" is really saying "I REAAAALY want to be VP"

Mistah Scrotie: Anybody who simply announces "I don't want to be VP" is really saying "I REAAAALY want to be VP"

The headline I submitted yesterday was: "John Edwards declines job no one offered him. That means he wants it."

/ahem.

Mistah Scrotie: Anybody who simply announces "I don't want to be VP" is really saying "I REAAAALY want to be VP"

Dolt.

After his keynote speech at CTIA, the annual U.S. wireless industry showcase, Edwards was asked in a question-and-answer session if he would accept the nomination for vice president.

"No," said Edwards, who also declined to say whether he would endorse Clinton or Obama.

/more qualified than the breck girl

Hobodeluxe: Does he really think people are so stupid they can't see through his lies?

Hillary's polls haven't flatlined yet. I'd say that's a decent litmus test for your question. :p

But he could be the first son-of-a-mill-worker-with-really-great-hair-american vice president. It would be historic!

Someone should ask him again to make sure. I mean really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really . . .

make absolutely positively sure he doesn't want the VP slot. He may not have been asked this enough.

Well he wouldn't be the first person to run for VP with two different people. That's the best I can say for it. Let's nominate John, he sucks less than Lieberman. Meh.

yequalsy: Well he wouldn't be the first person to run for VP with two different people.

Depends if McCain asks Lieberman first

Now we just need to find out if Lloyd Bentsen is in or out...

Mistah Scrotie: yequalsy: Well he wouldn't be the first person to run for VP with two different people.

Depends if McCain asks Lieberman first

That would probably be the perfect excuse for Obama hating Hillary supporters to vote for McCain.

Still wouldn't work tho. I can't figure out why he's beating this war into the ground? Lieberman would just push it even further.

Make that Zombie Lloyd Bentsen...

yequalsy: Well he wouldn't be the first person to run for VP with two different people.

Mistah Scrotie: Depends if McCain asks Lieberman first

I'm not following you. Several people have run twice for VP with different presidential nominees, so Edwards would not be the first. But certainly if Lieberman was the choice for McCain then he'd be the first to run for VP for both the major parties.

The most dangerous place in the world is between John McCain and a tv camera. The second most dangerous place is between Joe Lieberman and a tv camera. Those two on a ticket would create a vortex that would suck the moon into our orbit and destroy life as we know it.

Paedophile_Deluxe: Make that Zombie Lloyd Bentsen...

Maybe he and Zombie Paul Tsongas and could pair up on the Moderate UnDeadocratic ticket.

yequalsy: The most dangerous place in the world is between John McCain and a tv camera. The second most dangerous place is between Joe Lieberman and a tv camera. Those two on a ticket would create a vortex that would suck the moon into our orbit and destroy life as we know it.

Um, the moon being in orbit is kinda part of the definition of a moon.

Mr. Anon you're right, I'd rewritten the sentence and butchered the meaning. I meant suck it into the Earth or something equally inane like that.

Heh - Edwards was the only viable candidate for President. It comes as no surprise that he was shunned by democrats. They have a history of not picking people who could actually be elected president.

Next time you're in trouble with the law, don't call a lawyer, call a talk-radio host!

BKITU: Maybe (Zombie Lloyd Bentsen)and Zombie Paul Tsongas and could pair up on the Moderate UnDeadocratic ticket.

Waitaminnit, waitaminnit. . .



IT'S A CRAZY-ASS CANDIDATE ZOMBIE TRIFECTA

Scott the Twat: IT'S A CRAZY-ASS CANDIDATE ZOMBIE TRIFECTA

He'd have to run on the UnDeadpendent ticket.

BKITU: He'd have to run on the UnDeadpendent ticket.

Nnngggghhh . . .who am I . . .why am I here BRAINS

Supreme Court Justice John Edwards cannot be a SCJ if he is VP.

Well, here's even better news: Neither am I.

I guess being an NDPer from Canada I had a specially affinity for someone who wanted to tackle poverty and injustice in the States more than the other candidates. But I can certainly see why he's unpopular down there, and just to me it seems like he would rather be secretary of labour or something like that.

Mike090: I guess being an NDPer from Canada I had a specially affinity for someone who wanted to tackle poverty and injustice in the States more than the other candidates. But I can certainly see why he's unpopular down there, and just to me it seems like he would rather be secretary of labour or something like that.


The guy was simply taking the populist stance because no one else (at the time) was using it. His platform was so devoid of substance that it managed to make the rest of the rest of the field look good by comparison. Anti-NAFTA pandering doesn't count as a presidential platform.

PeteyNice: Supreme Court Justice John Edwards cannot be a SCJ if he is VP.

Why not? We've had an ex-president become a Justice. Edwards could resign his veep position, become a Justice, and let Obama appoint a replacement, such as Gore. Or Kucinich. Or Ron Paul and throw everyone for a loop.

Mike090: I guess being an NDPer from Canada I had a specially affinity for someone who wanted to tackle poverty and injustice in the States more than the other candidates. But I can certainly see why he's unpopular down there, and just to me it seems like he would rather be secretary of labour or something like that.

I think that if Jack Layton were a multimillionaire lawyer with an $8 million mansion and a penchant for fancy haircuts (OK, or a propensity for hair), I'd have a little harder time warming up to him.

Edwards will probably be Hillary's choice for "Poverty Czar"
She wants his 26 delegates.

Edwards is the perfect VP for either candidate. He's a young white guy from the south with some populist appeal. Substance doesn't matter as much as the demos he brings.

The most perfectly bizarre question is asked on this cover:



The answer is no, he cannot.

Hobodeluxe: Does he really think people are so stupid they can't see through his lies?

Hell, you could ask that of any politician. And if you are currently actively backing a politician then you need to examine how stupid you are.

Lawnchair:
I think that if Jack Layton were a multimillionaire lawyer with an $8 million mansion and a penchant for fancy haircuts (OK, or a propensity for hair), I'd have a little harder time warming up to him.

very funny, and true I suppose

Mr. Xhin: Vice President Wesley Clark!!

I think that would rule, it would do a TON to cancel out McCain's military experience.

"I spent years in a POW prison"
"oh yea, I was Supreme Allied Commander of NATO during the Kososvo war."