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(US News) Obvious Obama outraised Clinton by 2-1 last month, proving that black people get too many hand outs or women get paid half as much as men, depending if you prefer to be the racist or the sexist type   (usnews.com) divider line 159
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Skleenar 2008-04-04 11:04:38 AM  
++1
Best Headline EVAR!

 
Richard Pye 2008-04-04 11:06:12 AM  
I like to be both. Also, what's the word for being prejudiced against people with disabilities? Because I'm that too.

 
noYOUare [TotalFark] 2008-04-04 11:08:43 AM  
I just came in here to compliment the headline. Carry on.

 
burndtdan 2008-04-04 11:09:50 AM  
Richard Pye: I like to be both. Also, what's the word for being prejudiced against people with disabilities? Because I'm that too.

you who's got it easy? cripples.

 
GeekyGimp 2008-04-04 11:16:53 AM  
burndtdan: you who's got it easy? cripples.

Yes we do.

Suckers.

 
Weidbrewer [TotalFark] 2008-04-04 11:27:06 AM  
+1

 
Complicit [TotalFark] 2008-04-04 11:29:40 AM  
Funny.

 
costermonger [TotalFark] 2008-04-04 11:32:37 AM  
For a politics headline, this one's pretty awesome.

 
El Chode [TotalFark] 2008-04-04 11:36:44 AM  
Boo red!

 
MacEnvy [TotalFark] 2008-04-04 02:42:42 PM  
Mods, please reconsider this redlight. It truly is a thing of beauty.

 
El Chode [TotalFark] 2008-04-04 02:59:27 PM  
MacEnvy: Mods, please reconsider this redlight. It truly is a thing of beauty.

That means nothing without a notify admins click

 
deadapostle [TotalFark] 2008-04-04 07:46:43 PM  
I regret that I have but one vote to give for this headline.

 
No_47 [TotalFark] 2008-04-05 06:11:25 AM  
Can't I be both?

 
soze [TotalFark] 2008-04-05 07:23:17 PM  
Well, considering he gets $10-20 out of me everytime he makes me go "fark yeah!", I'm not surprised.

Last "fark yeah!" was his economics position speech, by the way.

 
Lionel Mandrake [TotalFark] 2008-04-05 07:24:35 PM  
So what happens when a black woman runs for POTUS?

 
real shaman [TotalFark] 2008-04-05 07:40:53 PM  
I will remember this headline when judgement time comes around.....

 
King Something [TotalFark] 2008-04-05 07:46:09 PM  
Additional generic headline compliment, subby.

/obscure?

 
liberalish 2008-04-05 07:59:44 PM  
+1 my friendmitter, +1

 
T-Servo 2008-04-05 08:17:30 PM  
Kudos, subby.

 
nanofreak 2008-04-05 08:59:03 PM  
+1 wonderful you racistsexistmitter

 
musashi1600 2008-04-05 09:09:48 PM  
MacEnvy: Mods, please reconsider this redlight. It truly is a thing of beauty.

As far as I can tell, they've reconsidered.

 
kilgorn 2008-04-05 09:11:59 PM  
Haaaaaa +1

/and the next Trek Captain will be gay...

 
deevo 2008-04-05 09:12:06 PM  
Shoe Grrr Tits: You know who else raised a lot of money? (new window)

mods plz ban faget spammer

 
Triaxis 2008-04-05 09:12:21 PM  
i282.photobucket.com

 
darian1919 2008-04-05 09:12:21 PM  
King Something
I don't think Family Guy could be obscure.

 
Militant Agnostic 2008-04-05 09:13:42 PM  
Thank you. I had a long, brutal, shiatty day and that headline made everything ok again. Bless you, subby.

/will not RTFA
//I'm a Democrat but enough is too much already... flip a coin or something, sheesh...

 
Antidamascus 2008-04-05 09:13:43 PM  
King Something: Additional generic headline compliment, subby.

/obscure?


Never obscure

 
JSTACAT [TotalFark] 2008-04-05 09:14:25 PM  
The Tupperware Ceiling..
i13.tinypic.com
Everywhere, even in Ireland!

 
cerberus9 2008-04-05 09:14:51 PM  
I'm a blind, autistic, paraplegic, lesbian, afro-centric woman of color.

Where's my money?

 
olddinosaur 2008-04-05 09:15:23 PM  
The choice is pretty clear the way I see it:

You can vote for a boob with two nuts---or a nut with two boobs.

 
Xaneidolon [TotalFark] 2008-04-05 09:15:27 PM  
The apotheosis of a Fark headline, imo.

 
FuriousGeorge945 2008-04-05 09:16:41 PM  
What's also interesting is just how little the candidate himself has had to do to raise this money.
From Ezra Klein's blog:
Since January 1st, Clinton has attended more than a dozen fundraisers, while Bill Clinton has headlined more than 40. Obama and his wife have attended fewer than 10 over the period. That means he doesn't have to waste hours shaking hands with rich people or flying back-and-forth from California. That means he can spend all that time campaigning. It's a real advantage.

 
gretzkyscores 2008-04-05 09:17:27 PM  
It's actually pretty comical that the Dems are forming a proverbial circular firing squad over this nomination. They've lived by the identity politics sword, and now they're dying by the identitiy politics sword, and I couldn't be happier except for the fact that this will potentially result in another right-wing wargelical being elected.

I vote that we just fire Bush and then cancel all future Presidential elections. We don't need a President anyway.

 
Nocens 2008-04-05 09:17:42 PM  
cerberus9: I'm a blind, autistic, paraplegic, lesbian, afro-centric woman of color.

Where's my money?




It's right here.

Nope, it's over here now.

Whoops, it's over there now.

Oh no, it went uptairs.

Warmer.

Warmer.

Way cold, you're freezing!

 
EsteeFlwrPot 2008-04-05 09:17:51 PM  
Can't we all just get along?

 
Suicidal Writer 2008-04-05 09:17:59 PM  
This headline is so full of awesome that I don't know what to say.

 
IAmRight [TotalFark] 2008-04-05 09:20:25 PM  
I know everyone wants to praise...but I'm not really sure how saying that women make significantly less than men is sexist.

 
Nocens 2008-04-05 09:20:48 PM  
EsteeFlwrPot: Can't we all just get along?


I'm part Palestinian, so uh...



No.

 
stinkyfishy 2008-04-05 09:21:22 PM  
The best headline sine I started lurking this site!

 
TheMega 2008-04-05 09:22:05 PM  
What the hell is with that stupid MyMiniCity link?

 
Whale Biologist 2008-04-05 09:23:25 PM  
Triaxis:

Obama fail pic

That's a terrible picture. You can see phone cord where the photoshopper tried to erase it on his arm.

Poor form.

 
Babbs 2008-04-05 09:24:14 PM  
If Obama gets elected, it will be the first time in history that a black man doesn't get arrested for beating a white woman.


/ Got nuthin'

 
MountainBikingBastard 2008-04-05 09:24:19 PM  
never said this before - but that headline was HILARIOUS!!!! All you other cheesy redundant ass subbys go ahead and quit your hobby!

 
psicop 2008-04-05 09:24:39 PM  
Good form Subby, good form.

 
randomizetimer [TotalFark] 2008-04-05 09:25:04 PM  
Did 40below submit this headline?

 
phlegmmo 2008-04-05 09:26:03 PM  
Rodney Luther King:
"Can't we all just have a dream?"

 
harryjr 2008-04-05 09:26:06 PM  
Is this where the repressed white men come to praise a headline mentioning black people getting handouts?

 
Fact Man 2008-04-05 09:26:39 PM  
+1 subby.

 
Whale Biologist 2008-04-05 09:27:18 PM  
MountainBikingBastard: never said this before - but that headline was HILARIOUS!!!! All you other cheesy redundant ass subbys go ahead and quit your hobby!

This person has a very strong opinion, but I can't tell what it is.

 
BetterThomas 2008-04-05 09:27:20 PM  
Skleenar: ++1
Best Headline EVAR!


i agree. well done subby.

 
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