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(CNN) Misc Every time you crack open a Bud, you're making a contribution to John McCain   (cnn.com) divider line 97
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2wolves 2008-04-04 08:02:45 AM  
I feel really good about that.

 
BullsHitter [TotalFark] 2008-04-04 08:21:25 AM  
Right, because her family name is Busch. What?

 
the_rev [TotalFark] 2008-04-04 08:47:48 AM  
Does draught count, too? If so, I contributed a pitcher Wednesday.

 
Jubeebee 2008-04-04 09:09:58 AM  
It's too early for a beer snob thread. Can't we leave our politics out of beer?


/kidding, Bud sucks, and you suck for drinking it.

 
PurplePimpSaber [TotalFark] 2008-04-04 09:12:56 AM  
Support Obama, have an Old Rasputin.

 
HulkHands [TotalFark] 2008-04-04 09:19:54 AM  
PurplePimpSaber: Support Obama, have an Old Rasputin.Tusker!

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Kenya's finest

 
Tastes Like Chicken [TotalFark] 2008-04-04 09:44:25 AM  
Jubeebee: It's too early for a beer snob thread. Can't we leave our politics out of beer?

/kidding, Bud sucks, and you suck for drinking it.


Dieser!

Good thing I never drink Bud.

 
Tom_Slick [TotalFark] 2008-04-04 09:50:28 AM  
But what if I reach into a Miller Cooler and a grab a Cold Bud?

 
burndtdan 2008-04-04 10:09:39 AM  
which candidate am i supporting with my narcotics habit?

 
BooBoo23 [TotalFark] 2008-04-04 10:11:53 AM  
I don't know that I want a President who's apparently firmly in the pocket of Big Beer. While I wouldn't mind the chip/pretzel subsidies, the reduced influence of MADD in Congress, and the forced expansion of hours at fast food joints, it just doesn't feel right.

 
for good or for awesome 2008-04-04 10:24:29 AM  
Which candidate do I support when I drink a natty ice tall boy?

 
Tom_Slick [TotalFark] 2008-04-04 10:28:51 AM  
for good or for awesome: Which candidate do I support when I drink a natty ice tall boy?

McCain, Natty Ice is own by Anheuser-Busch.

 
GAT_00 [TotalFark] 2008-04-04 10:36:14 AM  
Who am I supporting with this?
www.boston.com

 
neglogon [TotalFark] 2008-04-04 10:45:14 AM  
Does that mean every time I crack open a can of Tuna I am supporting Hillary?

 
Dead for Tax Reasons [TotalFark] 2008-04-04 11:04:09 AM  
good thing i don't drink bud

 
ThatGuyGreg [TotalFark] 2008-04-04 11:07:15 AM  
GAT_00: Who am I supporting with this?

That guy that gets high snuffing hops in the commercials. And that other guy with the kickass beard - so keep it up.

/prefers the seasonals

 
Tom_Slick [TotalFark] 2008-04-04 11:09:45 AM  
GAT_00: Who am I supporting with this?

A Patriot and a Brewer.

 
BooBoo23 [TotalFark] 2008-04-04 11:16:11 AM  
Tom_Slick: A Patriot and a Brewer.

And a generally cool guy, apparently. (new window)

 
wildcardjack 2008-04-04 11:23:31 AM  
Uhhh, Cindy owns a DISTRIBUTOR in Arizona. I don't know how much territory hers covers, but here we have (I think) Ben E Keith distributors.

Odd... I know where that company keeps three warehouses, two of which are in college towns. I think they are the Budweiser distributors.

To quote from Cato

"Most states, including Maryland, adopted some form of the so-called "three-tier" distribution system. Under this system, producers cannot sell their wares directly to consumers. In fact, they cannot even sell directly to grocery stores, restaurants or other retailers. Instead, they are required by state law to sell their products to wholesalers, who in turn sell to retailers, who then sell to consumers. Of course, each step in the process leads to an additional markup so in the end, consumers spend a lot more for the beer, wine or spirits than they should."

 
Skleenar 2008-04-04 11:23:57 AM  
There once was a girl named Anne Heuser
Who swore that no man would surprise her
Old Pabst took a chance
found a Schlitz in her pants
And now she is sadder Budweiser


Or

blew a Blatz in her pants

Your choice.

 
ThatGuyGreg [TotalFark] 2008-04-04 11:33:46 AM  
wildcardjack: Of course, each step in the process leads to an additional markup so in the end, consumers spend a lot more for the beer, wine or spirits than they should.

Isn't that basically the function of government in these matters?

/sucks

 
Tom_Slick [TotalFark] 2008-04-04 11:34:38 AM  
Skleenar: There once was a girl named Anne Heuser
Who swore that no man would surprise her
Old Pabst took a chance
found a Schlitz in her pants
And now she is sadder Budweiser

Or

blew a Blatz in her pants

Your choice.


I prefer this:

The Icehouse was rockin,
Cuz the Shlits' were all there;
Guy's were popping silver bullets,
There was Busch in the air.

While Labatt's blew a Canadian,
Jenny creamed up her twat;
Gave Southern Comfort to Samuel Adams,
While Molsen licked her Golden spot.

Pabst put up a Blue Ribbon and said we'll have a competition,
To see which lady's Honey Brown is truly farking biatchin;
Killian's read the results, Ms. Miller won, we laughed,
But when she spread her legs we all felt the Genuine Draft.

The orgy that followed was a real Wild Turkey,
I was spurned off the juice from my little Beef Jerky;
Johnny Walker blacked out and woke up to find,
Pete's Wicked Moosehead shoved up in his behind.

Foster's had a Spanish biatch,
but when he went to eat her;
he found her way too salty,
her name was Margarita.

St. Paulie's girl was on the floor,
Her snatch filled to the brim;
Bud yelled out, "if her twat can't hold it,
I bet her hiney can."

And next to her laid Old Milwaukee,
His face down in some piss;
Gurgling like a pig,
It just doesn't get any better than this.

So when you want a little wide mouth,
Or your brew'th needs some head;
Have an Amstel Light the sign,
That hangs above my bed.

Lick her in the front,
Poke her in the rear;
Suck my farking dick biatch,
And spit it in my beer.

 
for good or for awesome 2008-04-04 11:42:58 AM  
Tom_Slick: for good or for awesome: Which candidate do I support when I drink a natty ice tall boy?

McCain, Natty Ice is own by Anheuser-Busch.


Damn. I'm gonna have to drink at least three to not care anymore.

 
Hang On Voltaire [TotalFark] 2008-04-04 11:51:56 AM  
Meh. I drink Teh Coors Light

 
guilt by association 2008-04-04 11:51:59 AM  
Cue pick of Meghan McCans sipping a Bud Light and surfing the web in 3...2...

 
Paedophile_Deluxe 2008-04-04 11:54:23 AM  
GAT_00: Who am I supporting with this?

Mrs. Butterworth's deformed child?

 
USCLaw2010 2008-04-04 11:56:14 AM  
GAT_00: Who am I supporting with this?

Ron Paul?

 
Headso 2008-04-04 11:57:05 AM  
I smoke weed and drink scotch, who gets the money for that?

 
CravenMorehead 2008-04-04 11:57:12 AM  
Like I needed another reason not to drink Bud.

 
Dubya's_Coke_Dealer 2008-04-04 11:57:36 AM  
No problem here. I'll drink a Bud, but I almost never BUY them.

 
Theaetetus 2008-04-04 11:58:04 AM  
So those who drink backwash are also the political backwash?

 
clownyclownzomby 2008-04-04 11:58:23 AM  
neglogon: Does that mean every time I crack open a can of Tuna I am supporting Hillary?

I think sardines or tinned fish steaks would be more appropriate. Maybe some ham hocks.

 
Krymson Tyde 2008-04-04 11:58:33 AM  
neglogon: Does that mean every time I crack open a can of Tuna I am supporting Hillary?

Bravo

 
kuhns_m 2008-04-04 11:59:21 AM  
Bud tastes like water.

Bell's is my favorite.

 
stlbluez 2008-04-04 11:59:33 AM  
Wouldn't it be safe to say... that any time you're involved in a financial transaction that may ultimately result in some financial benefit to a large corporation...

you're likely, somewhere, somehow... supporting a Republican campaign ?

 
NightOwl2255 2008-04-04 12:00:21 PM  
Hang On Voltaire: Meh. I drink Teh Coors Light

I am in no way a beer snob, I'll drink Coors all day, but I just can't stand Coors Light. And the night I spent at a poker table watching two Alabama fans drinking Coors Light on ice doesn't help.

 
Krymson Tyde 2008-04-04 12:01:35 PM  
A former student once told me that Anheuser-Busch donates quite a chunk of change to anti-marijuana causes. Dunno if it is true.

 
Jubeebee 2008-04-04 12:02:29 PM  
NightOwl2255:
I am in no way a beer snob, I'll drink Coors all day, but I just can't stand Coors Light. And the night I spent at a poker table watching two Alabama fans drinking Coors Light on ice doesn't help.


I refuse to believe this actually happened.

 
Riomp300 2008-04-04 12:03:30 PM  
Every time you crack open a Bud, you're making a contribution to John McCain
I dont drink bottled water.

 
Krymson Tyde 2008-04-04 12:04:03 PM  
NightOwl2255: Hang On Voltaire: Meh. I drink Teh Coors Light

I am in no way a beer snob, I'll drink Coors all day, but I just can't stand Coors Light. And the night I spent at a poker table watching two Alabama fans drinking Coors Light on ice doesn't help.


I can't condone the drinking of any beer on ice...even by a Bama fan. That's not how we learn to drink our shiatty beer down here.

 
opkopk 2008-04-04 12:08:35 PM  
neglogon: Does that mean every time I crack open a can of Tuna I am supporting Hillary?

I giggled.

She only has the distributorship for a few counties in AZ. No worries.

 
Synaesthesia 2008-04-04 12:08:46 PM  
Normally I don't drink Budweiser, but I think I'll buy a pack.

 
Krymson Tyde 2008-04-04 12:10:20 PM  
Nestea Plunge: Krymson Tyde: A former student once told me that Anheuser-Busch donates quite a chunk of change to anti-marijuana causes. Dunno if it is true.

It is true, because legalizing the pot would cause a drop in booze consumprion, eventually.


Once I was introduced to the sweet leaf my alcohol consumption dropped to near zero. It picked back up once I took a job with the possibility of random drug tests.

sigh

 
mjohnson71 2008-04-04 12:11:09 PM  
Wrong subby: only if in the Phoenix area.

 
Tastes Like Chicken [TotalFark] 2008-04-04 12:11:46 PM  
Headso: I smoke weed and drink scotch, who gets the money for that?

Terrorists. I saw it on TV so it must be true.

 
Doooom [TotalFark] 2008-04-04 12:13:05 PM  
stlbluez: Wouldn't it be safe to say... that any time you're involved in a financial transaction that may ultimately result in some financial benefit to a large corporation...

you're likely, somewhere, somehow... supporting a Republican campaign ?


Democrats are supported by large corporations as well....

/pick vanilla or chocolate
//you're still getting ice cream

 
Crude 2008-04-04 12:15:47 PM  
And Jesse Jackson has swindled someone for his beer distributorship.

What's your point?

 
CheeseEatingBulldog 2008-04-04 12:15:49 PM  
Bud is like sex in a canoe, farkin close to water.

 
Maynard G. Muskievote 2008-04-04 12:20:36 PM  
I just drink straight vodka. Who gets my money then?

 
what_now [TotalFark] 2008-04-04 12:22:05 PM  
Tom_Slick: But what if I reach into a Miller Cooler and a grab a Cold Bud?

You should get better beer?

 
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