Yes...lively boquet...delicate flavor, with a slight hint of gettin' up in yo' grill.

Noooooooo---ohh!!

But will it compete with MD 20/20?

Other than Robin Hood's sidekick, WTF is a "Lil John"? No, forget it. I don't want to know.

Crewmannumber6: Other than Robin Hood's sidekick, WTF is a "Lil John"? No, forget it. I don't want to know.

WHAT??!?!?!??!!

The tanons of this particular cabernet are truly stellar. Hints of blueberrys, what appears to be the, yes, the scent of fine oak casks, and...HAAA-WHAAAAT!?!?!?!?!...yes, yes...cloves.

/Okay.

I have prepared a very eloquent statement in anticipation of a Lil Jon thread here on Fark:


Dear Lil Jon,

F*ck you and DIAF.

Coon's Farm
/why would I say that
//I hate racists jokes but that one lept from my keyboard before I could stop it
///and aparently all this
////Yeah
//ok

I have an old Lil' John 12" single from 1997.
I wonder if it's worth anything.

MrKraclenutz: Crewmannumber6: Other than Robin Hood's sidekick, WTF is a "Lil John"? No, forget it. I don't want to know.

WHAT??!?!?!??!!

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!

I find this highly appropriate. (pops)

TFA: Lil Jon acknowledges that he's no wine connoisseur. "I'm not no `drink wine every day' kind of dude," he said in a telephone interview. "I'm not like an expert, so don't ask me no questions ... I just like the taste."

So you are a `drink wine every day' kind of dude, and we should ask you questions?

/English, motherfarker, do you speak it?

Rev. Skarekroe: I have an old Lil' John 12" single from 1997.
I wonder if it's worth anything.

1997? A fine vintage!

It lacks the complexity of Information Society's merlot.

Lol at Boones Farm being "ghetto". I wonder what Mr. John would say if I told him white kids from Kansas suck this shiat down like it's kool-aid?

/And don't come with that mixed berry shiat, you bring Strawberry Hill or you go home.

redface: Yes...lively boquet...delicate flavor, with a slight hint of gettin' up in yo' grill.

Clearly, sir, you're a connoisseur, and I find that it goes best with "Bar-B-Quin With My Honey" flavor potato chips.

In a pinch, "Word To Your Mother Whitey Zinfandel" also fits the bill.

Probably tastes like the back of a f*ckin' L.A. school bus.

OKKAAAAAAAAYYYYYY

Yeaayyyah!!

I have two comments here...

First, during our cash poor days in college we loved Boone's Farm. Kool-Aid that gets you drunk for a dollar a gallon. What's wrong with that?

Second...I had no idea Lil Jon was a real person, lol. Thought he was just a Chappelle character.


/now I have to wonder if Clayton Bigsby was real or not...

I'm sure those clubhopping douchebags who like to mix alcohol with Red Bull will get the idea to mix Lil Jon's wine with Nelly's Pimp Juice.

That combination will either cure cancer or eradicate every f*cking brain cell you have.

/not that you'd have many in the first place if you drank either product

jayhawk88: Lol at Boones Farm being "ghetto"

Errr... He's not saying that Boone's Farm is ghetto; he's saying that his wine isn't the ghetto-equivalent of Boone's Farm.

OKKAAAYYYY!!

Bosie: what appears to be the, yes, the scent of fine oak casks...

Oak casks? Hell no, this is made prison style using the finest stainless steel toilet bowls.

Hopefully he kept out the "Skeet - Skeet - Skeet - Skeet"

Came in here to make a Grape/Red Drink joke, but then realized that it would make sense when you are talking about wine.

/What flavor is it?
//Red...

My marketing input:

I'd sell the wine in pre-packaged, faux-gold and gem encrusted goblets. When you're finished enjoyin' the wine, you can remove the base/foot from the bottom of the goblet, flip the cup over, and it will be one of those crown looking air-fresheners that you can mount in the front or rear windshield of yo' whip.

jayhawk88: Lol at Boones Farm being "ghetto". I wonder what Mr. John would say if I told him white kids from Kansas suck this shiat down like it's kool-aid?

/And don't come with that mixed berry shiat, you bring Strawberry Hill or you go home.

...actually 'white kids from Kansas' are the majority purchasers of rap music as well..

Here's who's going to be drinking Lil Jon wine:

Yes, but can it match up to Donaghy Estates "satan's urine after a hefty dose of asparagus"?

Crewmannumber6: Other than Robin Hood's sidekick, WTF is a "Lil John"? No, forget it. I don't want to know.

Never watched Dave Chappelle? Yeeeaaaaahhhhh! OhhhhKay!!!

Sabyen91: Crewmannumber6: Other than Robin Hood's sidekick, WTF is a "Lil John"? No, forget it. I don't want to know.

Never watched Dave Chappelle? Yeeeaaaaahhhhh! OhhhhKay!!!

No. No, I don't

I'm still convinced that Lil Jon is playing the hip-hop community and is much smarter and less like his stage persona than he lets on.

I think this is a cool idea. If this works well he stands to set himself up for life after royalties...

Sound advice brought to you by Wu Financial.
Protect ya god damned neck.

redface: Yes...lively boquet...delicate flavor, with a slight hint of gettin' up in yo' grill.
boobies for the win

/self pwnage
//but really, boobies for the win, too
///HOH-KAY!!!

Crewmannumber6: Sabyen91: Crewmannumber6: Other than Robin Hood's sidekick, WTF is a "Lil John"? No, forget it. I don't want to know.

Never watched Dave Chappelle? Yeeeaaaaahhhhh! OhhhhKay!!!

No. No, I don't

I humbly bow to you, oh cool man. Thank you for gracing us with classy thoughts.

cubsfan07,

What, no Icy Hot Stuntaz? You're slippin!

Zombie Eater: I'm still convinced that Lil Jon is playing the hip-hop community and is much smarter and less like his stage persona than he lets on.

Well, he does have a college degree. In Environmental Science or something similar.

Who else in the hip-hop community can claim that?

Sippin on Donaghy..

bottsicus: cubsfan07,

What, no Icy Hot Stuntaz? You're slippin!


Yeah, I know. I thought of it when I was posting, but it's actually one of the very few Fark-specific pics I don't have saved and I didn't feel like GISing it.. I don't know, I guess I'm a little tired of them. And what really sucks is that their original site is completely gone from teh intarwebz and now there are a bunch of spoofs sites pretending to be them. The original page was farking hilarious.

/If you wan't to see a seriously delusion douchebag wannabe gangster, just google "Bruce B".

Crunked?

I believe "crunk" is already in the past tense.

CaffietineFiend: Crunked?

I believe "crunk" is already in the past tense.

So is "rap".

I prefer gin and juice

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Other than Robin Hood's sidekick, WTF is a "Lil John"? No, forget it. I don't want to know.

He always tells the truth.

/Why would you lie about how much coal you have? Why would you lie about something like that?

people still care about Lil jon?

thats so 2004

/hip hop is dead

Whats the word?

I came in here to say, WHAT???? OKAY!!!!!!

/but my fellow farkers have already taken care of it.
//carry on.

Mordac Lord of Unholy Fury: Came in here to make a Grape/Red Drink joke, but then realized that it would make sense when you are talking about wine.

/What flavor is it?
//Red...

I want that purple stuff...

Hey, I know a good buyer for this!



/Oh wait, he lost that when he went to jail, nm...

Goblet sold separately?

/ Aw skeet skeet skeet