Here ya go (pops).

Oh god that's nasty. Was gonna make a quip about tanning fully clothed, but that's gone now.

Against my better judgment, I'll bookmark this.

F*ck Omarion, pray for me.

Meh. It hurts, yes, but not nearly as bad as it could've. She does just look like average, ugly white-trash, now. Which is a shame, because at one point she was absolutely stunning.

Body by Bud. And Coke. And Mojitos, etc.

5 years ago most people would've killed for that picture.

Now, most people want to kill themselves after that picture.

Ah, I'd still hit it, just because.

So why is she looking for publicity this time?

submitter: Britney Spears Tans Naked

Nah, whales don't tan.

photoshop - here's the orginal (pops)

bongmiester: photoshop - here's the orginal (pops)

I don't know whether to be disappointed or relieved.

bongmiester: photoshop - here's the orginal

Adding some digital noise helped cover up some of the signs of alterations, but damn I wish I was that good with Photoshop.

bongmiester: photoshop - here's the orginal (pops)

Yup, and it's like five years old too.

bookmark for no particular reason