Prison rules!

BoobDAMMIT!

We go play hoop.

Nice way to be spending our tax dollars.

Remove all Republicans: Nice that he's working hard to move past stereotypes like that.

Since he'll be recession-era president I recommend Hooverball. (new window)

Agrees with the changes

/found yellow cake

Churchill2004: Nice way to be spending our tax dollars.

come on! It's a diplomatic tool!

I could totally see Obama and the Canadian PM playing a game of hoops while discussing NAFTA.

Obama is just another MF who wants to use the office to enrich himself. Watch him here as he pretends like he doesn't know much about the CFR and hasn't ever heard of the so-called North American, what did he call it? Union!

Churchill2004: Nice way to be spending our tax dollars.

yeah, the yeah, that $.0001 per American is gonna suck.

KC Critic: Watch him here

thats a whole lot of crazy for one article. even by infowars standards

I'm pretty sure the title of "poor man's Scottie Pippen with less talent" has already been claimed by Scottie Pippen.

I used to be in a bowling league back like 12 years ago. We were TERRIBLE. My average was in the 140s. But even our most terrible player, the least athletic person with no skill who literally never improved over the few months we played, still averaged around 80.

Verdict: Obama needs a Wii. There is a marketing opportunity being lost here.

Churchill2004: Nice way to be spending our tax dollars.

I'm glad you finally spoke up after the other ten thousand times something like this was done. Way to draw a line in the sand!

Relatively Obscure: Churchill2004: Nice way to be spending our tax dollars.

I'm glad you finally spoke up after the other ten thousand times something like this was done. Way to draw a line in the sand!

I'm equally opposed to all those other times.

Gregory F. Stuart: Churchill2004: Nice way to be spending our tax dollars.

Yeah, what a waste. He should start a foreign war or something instead.

Wouldn't be that surprised if he does.

Churchill2004: I'm equally opposed to all those other times.

A'ight. It's all good, then.

Atillathepun: Churchill2004: Nice way to be spending our tax dollars.

yeah, the yeah, that $.0001 per American is gonna suck.

I don't even see why this would even bother someone. Our CIC has a great outlet that keeps him in shape and I guarantee helps relieve stress, why not afford him that luxury. It's better than getting BJs from interns or blowing up other countries, dude just wants to play some roundball.

Gregory F. Stuart: Churchill2004: Gregory F. Stuart: Churchill2004: Nice way to be spending our tax dollars.

Yeah, what a waste. He should start a foreign war or something instead.

Wouldn't be that surprised if he does.

I don't think you'll have to worry about it. I think, if he wins, he will be assassinated. I'm afraid that Americans won't stand to have him as their president.

no a couple of dipshiats, it wouldn't be a nationwide conspiracy if it happened, just a couple assholes.

/give the man some respect that he's willing to deal with that constant threat

Gregory F. Stuart: Churchill2004: Gregory F. Stuart: Churchill2004: Nice way to be spending our tax dollars.

Yeah, what a waste. He should start a foreign war or something instead.

Wouldn't be that surprised if he does.

I don't think you'll have to worry about it. I think, if he wins, he will be assassinated. I'm afraid that Americans won't stand to have him as their president.

Hey, dude. "Americans" as a group don't assassinate Presidents, so please do not include us when referencing the infinitesimal minority of citizens who have. Thanks.

Churchill2004: Nice way to be spending our tax dollars.

Well, hey, if Bush can turn the Rose Garden into a Little League diamond on our dime...

KC Critic: Obama is just another MF who wants to use the office to enrich himself. Watch him here as he pretends like he doesn't know much about the CFR and hasn't ever heard of the so-called North American, what did he call it? Union!

NAU truthers are crazier than 9/11 truthers.

There, I said it.

IlGreven: NAU truthers are crazier than 9/11 truthers.

Most of the time they're the same people

log_jammin: IlGreven: NAU truthers are crazier than 9/11 truthers.

Most of the time they're the same people

They're crazier than themselves? That's strangely awesome.

Gregory F. Stuart: I don't think you'll have to worry about it. I think, if he wins, he will be assassinated. I'm afraid that Americans won't stand to have him as their president.

So the growing number of Americans who say that the US is ready for a black president are lying? (new window)

So he's Lamar Odom then?

Relatively Obscure: They're crazier than themselves? That's strangely awesome.

we ARE talking about conspiracy theorists. Craziness knows no limits with them.

Churchill2004: Nice way to be spending our tax dollars.

Do you think that the White House, which employs thousands of people, shouldn't have a gym?

Really, athletic facilities for government employees doesn't strike me as a misuse of tax dollars. I'd be a little shocked if they didn't have one.

log_jammin: Relatively Obscure: They're crazier than themselves? That's strangely awesome.

we ARE talking about conspiracy theorists. Craziness knows no limits with them.

Fractal craziness, no matter how far down the rabbit hole you think they've gone, there's still an infinite amount they haven't shown yet.

/playing basketball at the White House would rock
//"Whose house? BARACK'S HOUSE!"
///Unless McCain wins, in which case he should build the court and invite Obama over

Boojum2k: ///Unless McCain wins, in which case he should build the court and invite Obama over

Face it. If McCain wins, it's shuffleboard, the universal sport of old people.

willicus: Gregory F. Stuart: I don't think you'll have to worry about it. I think, if he wins, he will be assassinated. I'm afraid that Americans won't stand to have him as their president.

So the growing number of Americans who say that the US is ready for a black president are lying? (new window)

Even if 99.9999999% of Americans want a black president, it just takes one racist idiot with a gun...

Gregory F. Stuart: Churchill2004: Gregory F. Stuart: Churchill2004: Nice way to be spending our tax dollars.

Yeah, what a waste. He should start a foreign war or something instead.

Wouldn't be that surprised if he does.

I don't think you'll have to worry about it. I think, if he wins, he will be assassinated. I'm afraid that Americans won't stand to have him as their president.

Don't think he doesn't realize that? He's willing to take that risk. I think a bit more of the American people.

Afterall, if no one even took a potshot at this A-hole in chief, then I doubt being black is enough to get someone out with a rifle.

I also heard Obama is going to paint the White House Black and call it the Black House.

figures a n*gger would do something like that...can I get an amen from my "conservative" brethren?!?

Headso: figures a n*gger would do something like that...can I get an amen from my "conservative" brethren?!?

Weak troll. I award you no points and may god have mercy on your soul

A game invented in America^*, being played at the White House! GODDAMM!

^*Naismith was Canadian, but he lived in Massachusetts

Probably go with the spinners on the presidential limo.

Then put in the bazooka sub woofers. thump thump thump thuuumppp thump..........

+1 Headso

The previous Baller-In-Chief?

Typical white guy.

it was a joke people. lighten up.

Sofa King Awesome: A game invented in America*, being played at the White House! GODDAMM!

I'm Dutch, So I'm getting a kick out of your reply...

KC Critic: Watch him here as he pretends like he doesn't know much about the CFR and hasn't ever heard of the so-called North American, what did he call it? Union!

KC Critic: Obama is just another MF who wants to use the office to enrich himself. Watch him here as he pretends like he doesn't know much about the CFR and hasn't ever heard of the so-called North American, what did he call it? Union!

Uh huh, the canidate whose major campaign issue is more transparancy in goverment is really just a pawn of the Trilateral Comission. Yup.

/totally agree that Obama should get a Wii
//sounds like a job for the Penny Arcade guys.

OK. He isn't really lying about how much or little he knows about the CFR, he's just that uninformed. Riiiiiight.

Neeek: Do you think that the White House, which employs thousands of people, shouldn't have a gym?

Really, athletic facilities for government employees doesn't strike me as a misuse of tax dollars. I'd be a little shocked if they didn't have one.

I'm sure there are many gym facilities for people in the Administration. The white house staff itself isn't as big as you might think.

Anyway, the more important point is that to appease idiots like Churchill, previous things like the bowling alley were not paid for out of federal funds, rather they were given as gifts carefully vetted so as not to appear as influence-peddling. Apparently he didn't even know that before spouting off. Big shocker.

IlGreven: Even if 99.9999999% of Americans want a black president, it just takes one racist idiot with a gun...

That's just it. The racist idiot with a gun is an idiot. The Secret Service is probably the most effective personal security detail in the world.

Who was the last person to be shot on their watch? James Brady?

KC Critic: OK. He isn't really lying about how much or little he knows about the CFR, he's just that uninformed. Riiiiiight.

2 things:

1) Obama's policies are well laid out. In what way do you believe that he is currently or is likely to be influenced by this affiliation? To put it another way: I like Obama's policies as stated, so why should I care?

2) I'd like you to try a thought experiment for me. I'd like you to try, just a for a minute, to imagine that Obama is for real, that he doesn't have an evil hidden agenda just because he's a politician, and that he really does want to bring more transparency and more accountability to our government. Just for a minute. I'll wait.
...
Feels good, doesn't it? Now, you can return to your suspicion and your cynicism if you want. There's nothing wrong with being vigilant, I admire that, but try, just try, giving him the benefit of the doubt, rather than doing it the other way. It's hard I know, it's really really hard, politics being what it is. Just give it a shot.

/Prepared to be disspointed.
//Hopeful I won't have to.
///Audacious, ain't it?

um...Obama was making a joke about how bad a bowler he is.
Plus, everyone knows bowling is controlled by the Illuminati. He wouldn't upset his secret lizard-men masters by removing the bowling lane.

/fnord.

Gregory F. Stuart: Churchill2004: Gregory F. Stuart: Churchill2004: Nice way to be spending our tax dollars.

Yeah, what a waste. He should start a foreign war or something instead.

Wouldn't be that surprised if he does.

I don't think you'll have to worry about it. I think, if he wins, he will be assassinated. I'm afraid that Americans won't stand to have him as their president.

No, it will mean that ONE person won't stand to have him as president.

/Reminds me of the quote I saw from Jesse Jackson earlier this morning about King: "They didn't have to kill him."

There was no they. It was a he.

Mind those broad brush strokes please; they're unappealing no matter where they come from.