Alexander the Great's House of Pies, Eunuchs and People Who Smell Like Soup.

How about
"Pepper Spraydonia"
or
"the-spice-that-comes-off-the-outside-of-nutmeg-donia"

Freedonia of course.

macedon'tnia

Macaronia?

Cagey B: Alexander the Great's House of Pies, Eunuchs and People Who Smell Like Soup.

Alexander is a huge bone of contention. Greece and Macedonia each claim him as their favorite son. Recent evidence places him as a Macedonian.

Absurdistan

The Onanist: Freedonia of course.

Beat me to it, dammit.

Drunkylvania
Yugoslavia Jr.
Hateistan

"Macedonia gained its independence peacefully from Yugoslavia in 1991, but Greece's objection to the new state's use of what it considered a Hellenic name and symbols delayed international recognition, which occurred under the provisional designation of "the Former Yugoslav Republic of Macedonia." In 1995, Greece lifted a 20-month trade embargo and the two countries agreed to normalize relations. The United States began referring to Macedonia by its constitutional name, Republic of Macedonia, in 2004 and negotiations continue between Greece and Macedonia to resolve the name issue."

From the CIA World Factbook. I had no idea

I hate to thread jack, but I also had no idea that there was a Kid's Page on the CIA website.

Wow.

Coed Mania
Ace Domain
Ocean Maid (or Canoe Maid)
A Mead Icon
No Idea, Mac

And of course

A Comedian

_{/anagrams are fun}

mysticcat: "Macedonia gained its independence peacefully from Yugoslavia in 1991, but Greece's objection to the new state's use of what it considered a Hellenic name and symbols delayed international recognition, which occurred under the provisional designation of "the Former Yugoslav Republic of Macedonia." In 1995, Greece lifted a 20-month trade embargo and the two countries agreed to normalize relations. The United States began referring to Macedonia by its constitutional name, Republic of Macedonia, in 2004 and negotiations continue between Greece and Macedonia to resolve the name issue."

From the CIA World Factbook. I had no idea

I learned about this in a college geography class.

It's just a name, children. Get over it.

GreeceCangoFarkItselfstan

Stanistan

UFIAcedonia

HanShotFirstsylvania

The name of this country is no longer available. Please read the FArQ.

2Places with the same name 1Cup

The Greeks are being little biatches. I guess we should stop recognizing Georgia until they change their name.

Fapidonia

/so disappointed this wasn't already here for a vote.

Well...it's near Turkey and Greece... I suggest

The Giblet Republic

Why does our foreign policy constantly revolve around countries that will Never Forget. Most the Mideast hasn't finished fighting a war with Macedonia, but by gawd well give 'em Democracy.

Former Yugoslav Republic of Macarena

New Greece?

or maybe Greace?

//If you're going to be accused of copying anyway, I say really GO FOR IT!

Yugoslavia

Greekistan

Abanianistan

greeky

Wow am I really the first person to suggest Farkistan? I guess so. So Farkistan it is...

AlexanderConqueredGreeceonia
WeArentPersiansonia
NonBelgians (someone please explain that to Dent)

mysticcat: "Macedonia gained its independence peacefully from Yugoslavia in 1991, but Greece's objection to the new state's use of what it considered a Hellenic name and symbols delayed international recognition, which occurred under the provisional designation of "the Former Yugoslav Republic of Macedonia." In 1995, Greece lifted a 20-month trade embargo and the two countries agreed to normalize relations. The United States began referring to Macedonia by its constitutional name, Republic of Macedonia, in 2004 and negotiations continue between Greece and Macedonia to resolve the name issue."

From the CIA World Factbook. I had no idea

Interesting. I have Greek blood so I would love to agree with them but really, who cares about what they call their country?

Hypocritic_Oath: New Greece?

New And Improved Greece?

/Now with less Macedonia!

GoldenPalace.com

El Dudereno: mysticcat: "Macedonia gained its independence peacefully from Yugoslavia in 1991, but Greece's objection to the new state's use of what it considered a Hellenic name and symbols delayed international recognition, which occurred under the provisional designation of "the Former Yugoslav Republic of Macedonia." In 1995, Greece lifted a 20-month trade embargo and the two countries agreed to normalize relations. The United States began referring to Macedonia by its constitutional name, Republic of Macedonia, in 2004 and negotiations continue between Greece and Macedonia to resolve the name issue."

From the CIA World Factbook. I had no idea

I learned about this in a college geography class.

It's just a name, children. Get over it.

Indeed. The Greeks need to STFU and get back to farking their goats, or whatever is they do in Greece.

Notamerica

FreudulentSplit: Fapidonia

/so disappointed this wasn't already here for a vote.

Gotta admit, I like this one. One votey from me.

Just A N00b: El Dudereno: mysticcat: "Macedonia gained its independence peacefully from Yugoslavia in 1991, but Greece's objection to the new state's use of what it considered a Hellenic name and symbols delayed international recognition, which occurred under the provisional designation of "the Former Yugoslav Republic of Macedonia." In 1995, Greece lifted a 20-month trade embargo and the two countries agreed to normalize relations. The United States began referring to Macedonia by its constitutional name, Republic of Macedonia, in 2004 and negotiations continue between Greece and Macedonia to resolve the name issue."

From the CIA World Factbook. I had no idea

I learned about this in a college geography class.

It's just a name, children. Get over it.

Indeed. The Greeks need to STFU and get back to farking their goats, or whatever is they do in Greece.

Watch it. I voted for Farkistan. I think killing Persians is the national past-time, anyway.

Vehrnizeadonia

Mass of Bone Ya!

/high fives self

I would suggest StudCountry69

Stankonia

El Dudereno: I learned about this in a college geography class.

It's just a name, children. Get over it.

The problem is that the Greek province of Macedonia is filled with ethnic Slavs, sometimes referred to as "Slavomacedonians". Besides being prideful (blame it on Alexanderism), ethnic Greeks are also a little worried about Macedonian separatists.

Mastodonia?

Massengillia.

The freshest count...ry.

Sabyen91: Just A N00b: El Dudereno: mysticcat: "Macedonia gained its independence peacefully from Yugoslavia in 1991, but Greece's objection to the new state's use of what it considered a Hellenic name and symbols delayed international recognition, which occurred under the provisional designation of "the Former Yugoslav Republic of Macedonia." In 1995, Greece lifted a 20-month trade embargo and the two countries agreed to normalize relations. The United States began referring to Macedonia by its constitutional name, Republic of Macedonia, in 2004 and negotiations continue between Greece and Macedonia to resolve the name issue."

From the CIA World Factbook. I had no idea

I learned about this in a college geography class.

It's just a name, children. Get over it.

Indeed. The Greeks need to STFU and get back to farking their goats, or whatever is they do in Greece.

Watch it. I voted for Farkistan. I think killing Persians is the national past-time, anyway.

Do you notice that it is always the sheep farking Greeks that fark up everything?

They could get on the Internet bandwagon and rename themselves Macedonia.com, although maybe that's too 90s.

Skeptos: They could get on the Internet bandwagon and rename themselves Macedonia.com, although maybe that's too 90s.

They could, but apparently the Greeks are one step ahead of them: Macedonia.com (new window)

Macedonia Prime.

/Transform and roll out.

Flailadonia?
Clubadonia?
Morningstaradonia?
Halberdonia?
Ranseurdonia?
Guisarmedonia?

Don't knock medieval weapons, if the mace at it's mere 1d6 (light) or 1d8 (heavy) wont suffice, the what about Heavyflailadonia? Twohanded for 1.5 times strength-bonus in addition to 1d10 damage.

We should call them something that no one could possibly confuse with a country that would fight alongside NATO. How about "France?"

Macedonia Light.

Macedonia should be renamed Greece, which should itself be renamed to "Sandyvaginastan".

Canada

Tomania