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(Some Guy) Cool GWAR looking for new Beefcake, must be very well-endowed   (thegauntlet.com) divider line 24
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01SSJay [TotalFark] 2008-04-03 10:00:16 AM  
That sucks. Wonder if Mike Bishop will come back for good - his playing always defined what i considered the bass sound for gwar.

 
Unright 2008-04-03 12:10:15 PM  
What a coincidence.. I just thinking that I needed a career change.

/link buster, though..

 
Cagey B [TotalFark] 2008-04-03 12:18:12 PM  
*ahem*

GWAAA-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-ARRR!

 
ThatGuyGreg [TotalFark] 2008-04-03 12:49:56 PM  
www.t-nation.com

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DMentia777 [TotalFark] 2008-04-03 12:59:14 PM  
01SSJay: Wonder if Mike Bishop will come back for good

*hope*hope*hope*hope*

 
serpent_sky [TotalFark] 2008-04-03 01:09:21 PM  
01SSJay: That sucks. Wonder if Mike Bishop will come back for good - his playing always defined what i considered the bass sound for gwar.

That would be farking awesome... it would definitely change the band in a lot of great ways.

 
Diogenes [TotalFark] 2008-04-03 01:17:21 PM  
I saw them once not too long ago at the House of Blues in Orlando (which I thought was an unlikely venue, but turned out OK).

I'm not sure what part I liked the best. Probably the dinosaur biting off Bush's head. But killing the pope was close second. Music was pretty decent.

 
for good or for awesome 2008-04-03 02:23:06 PM  
GWAR rules.
i255.photobucket.com

 
thegauntlet 2008-04-03 03:23:57 PM  
isn't that Lordi, or GWAR 2

 
Mr. Chainsaw 2008-04-03 03:36:36 PM  
Saw them last October, it was one of the most fun and entertaining shows I've ever been to. The giant blood-spewing dinosaur was just awe-inspiring.

 
serpent_sky [TotalFark] 2008-04-03 03:53:05 PM  
for good or for awesome: GWAR rules.

Oderus would kill you for posting that photo under their name. ^_^

[Or at least verbally abuse you until he got tired of doing so, which in my experience could be anywhere from just over an hour to eleven minutes.... never know what you'll get with that guy, but god do I love him and this band.]

/Seen them... 7 or 8 times, I think... never been disappointed.

 
CZMisfitsFan 2008-04-03 04:20:56 PM  
Which Beefcake sang "Eat Steel"? Was that Bishop? Cause whoever it was had an amazing scream in that song. Kick arse vocals on that song.

 
kallahan 2008-04-03 04:38:08 PM  
thegauntlet
that's GWAR Light, not GWAR 2. Though they still kick ass.

 
theScrod 2008-04-03 04:57:55 PM  
I bought a vhs of theirs when I was in 7th grade. Phallus in wonderland, something like that. It had tremendous entertainment value. They had some giant bat that they flew around on that was fueled by giant boulders of crack. And a dinosaur named Gor Gor. Going to look for clips on youtube, forgot all about it till now.

/Seeing GWAR live is quite an experience.
//Watch out for the Cuttlefish of Cthulu!

 
I'm_Old_Greg 2008-04-03 05:00:56 PM  
What good is all the violence in the world, unless it is tempered with limitless sex?

/bring on the limitless sex objects

 
theScrod 2008-04-03 05:01:06 PM  

 
Wookie Milson 2008-04-03 05:44:18 PM  
Nerds.

 
JohnnyDreamboat 2008-04-03 10:20:08 PM  
theScrod: I bought a vhs of theirs when I was in 7th grade. Phallus in wonderland.

I have that on VHS, too. It may be the most hilarious musical about a severed penis I have ever seen.

 
phoenixdan [TotalFark] 2008-04-04 01:41:50 AM  
Phallus in Wonderland has been re-released on DVD for those that mentioned the VHS.

 
sexy-fetus 2008-04-04 02:52:46 AM  
Wow today sucks for my buddy.
It's his birthday.
He woke up to the news that his grandpa died.
And his favourite member has left gwar.
He has a thing where if we go to a gwar concert we have to be by beefcakes stack. The last five concerts we've been to he's caught beefcakes pick.
/would like to see bishop again.
//don't think he wants to come back :(

 
linoleum knife 2008-04-04 09:52:30 AM  
I am a fat hairy metal bass player, this gives me hope for a better tomorrow.

 
Loud_Mouth_Soup 2008-04-04 11:52:37 AM  
Looking for work, available for concerts, gigs, jams and bar mitzvahs.

img413.imageshack.us

 
AnnoyingKidNextDoor 2008-04-04 06:37:36 PM  
cache.viewimages.com

Doesn't need bestiality & necrophilia to be awesome.

 
Stopheles 2008-04-04 10:56:40 PM  
AnnoyingKidNextDoor: Doesn't need bestiality & necrophilia to be awesome.

Nope, but needed costumes to be noticed in the first place, and doesn't produce music worth remembering outside of its gimmick.

GWAR are ten times the gimmick band Lordi are.

 
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