Her labia doesn't lie...

This is certainly not a bookmark.

Please oh please someone find this and unleash the power of the internets

Epic fail. The link doesn't have sexy tape.

-1.

Please be better then Kim K.s snorefest...

DammitIForgotMyLogin: This is certainly not a bookmark.

Neither is this.

TheNewJesus: Please be better then Kim K.s snorefest...

She could just lay there naked and it would be better than that.

Very first sentence of TFA: "Shakira, 31, is a Columbian singer, songwriter and dancer."

Immediate fail!

FTFA:Rumors are running rampant that Shakira has joined the ranks of celebrities with sex tapes. A spokesperson for the singer has tried to quell the buzz, calling the rumors baseless. We've heard that before and will continue to track down the tape. If it is circulating, we won't rest until we are able to post a copy for our viewers.


That's damn fine journalism, Lou.

Quiero.

FTA "the other man in the video"

A mmf tape?

uh...how many cups involved?

If this tape really exists... AWESOME!!!

Angry fist, god.. You all know the rest

\DNRTFA

Sweet, she's mega-hot.


/ mmmmega

I was more interested in the Dita Von Teese one.

Ummmm.... Isn't Drew technically a celebrity?


/AGGGGHHHHH did I really just type that
//sorry for planting the idea everyone

Please, FSM, please have it be true. Extend thine noodly appendage from on high and grace us with nekkid Shakira, in reverse cowgirl if it's not too much to ask. Ramen.

My attempt to make this not look like a bookmark:

Robert1966: Very first sentence of TFA: "Shakira, 31, is a Columbian singer, songwriter and dancer."

Immediate fail!

Why? Her website reads:

Born in Barranquilla, Colombia, Shakira's first steps in her creative life were developed at a very early age.

The FAIL may be on you my friend.

This thread is useless without said video

SouthpawSlicer:

The FAIL may be on you my friend.

Columbia != Colombia.

Pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease. The internet will collapse from everyone trying to download it.

oh, spelling. FAIL is on me.

Finally, we'll be able to see the endless story underneath her clothes

SouthpawSlicer: My attempt to make this not look like a bookmark:

Robert1966: Very first sentence of TFA: "Shakira, 31, is a Columbian singer, songwriter and dancer."

Immediate fail!

Why? Her website reads:

Born in Barranquilla, Colombia, Shakira's first steps in her creative life were developed at a very early age.

The FAIL may be on you my friend.

Hint: Check the spelling.

/ColOmbia is a country.
//ColUmbia is a school

SHARKIRA IS NOT PLEASED

I live in Columbia, so I'm getting a kick...

Artmageddon: Finally, we'll be able to see the endless story underneath her clothes


To make sure her hips aren't lying?

It's all just a rumor at this point.

Somebody check and see if she has a record coming out soon? Maybe a little publicity-drumming going on?

oh for the love of all that is good and holy in this world...lets this video show up.

I normally don't give 2 damns about these kinds of things, but gawwwwwwwwwwdamn Shakira is hot.

/fist of an angry god
//would
///etc...

Came for the Shakira pics....VERY DISAPPOINTED.

Kanyon: DammitIForgotMyLogin: This is certainly not a bookmark.

Neither is this.

I don't understand. What is this bookmarking you speak of? And which I am also not doing.

This is so not a bookmark =)

When her first video came out in the U.S., my friends and I were watching her crawl through the mud, when one of the guys came out of the kitchen and upon seeing it mentioned:

"Damn, that chick needs to get her septic tank fixed."

Kinda ruined Shakira for me after that.

//Still bitter. Was sexy 'til that moment.

Bring it!

Severina still holds the Best Homemade PrOn by a Poptart crown, but I sure hope that Shakira gives her a run for the title.

Bonus: Wouldn't the alleged tape also contain the son of the President of Argentina, or something? Isn't she dating some dude like that? That would be fun, too... Not in teh ghey whey, but for the sake of real political prOn, it would be fun.

Step 1. Come up with baseless rumour
Step 2. Spread rumour as fact
Step 3. ???
Step 4. Profit

It's about time.

Hobodeluxe: TheNewJesus: Please be better then Kim K.s snorefest...

She could just lay there naked and it would be better than that.

I'd be quite happy with a tape of Shakira lying naked. Some rolling around wouldn't hurt, but I'm not picky.

Breast, small, humble.

Etc.

In conclusion, she provides adequate broccoli for me.

Bookmark? What bookmark? I don't see a bookmark.

\o/

This is Old News™.

Rumors of a Shakira Sex Tape (as well as the efforts by the Latin Music Mafia Machine to keep this tape out of the eyes of The People™) have been making the rounds in the Spanish-speaking Media for years.

There is no Shakira sex tape!
She is a pure as the milk chocolate rain.

Good News: Shakira sex tape.
Bad News: It's just her watching Wycked Sceptre have sex.

galumph200: Good News: Shakira sex tape.
Bad News: It's just her watching Wycked Sceptre have sex.

suck that shiat.

She's friends with Gabriel Garcia Marquez. I don't think that Jessica and Britney can even read.

Let the rickrolling begin!

Mmmmmm, the things I'd let her do to me...

Mark? Book.