this tells you all you need to know about the record industry these days.

Songs where she is "featured" shouldn't count.

How do they even count this anyway? The single format was dead for most of the 90s....

#1 Singles on the Billboard Hot 100 Chart

* Vision of Love
* Love Takes Time
* Someday
* I Don't Wanna Cry
* Emotions
* I'll Be There
* Dreamlover
* Hero
* Fantasy
* One Sweet Day
* Always Be My Baby
* Honey
* My All"/"Breakdown"
* Heartbreaker
* Thank God I Found You
* We Belong Together
* Don't Forget About Us
* Touch My Body


Talented voice, and really owned the scene for many years. Kudos to her.. just wish she wasn't bathat crazy.. and maybe just one day a sex tape of her will surface. She has some days where she looks ultra hittable.

i dont care for her new song.. but sweet god she looks hot in that skirt and those striped socks.. and the schoolgirl outfit too.
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hit single = I would hit it if I were single

Also, let's not pretend Elvis was Bob Dylan or something.

Don't listen to her music, probably wouldn't reconize one if I heard it.

Like the fist of an angry god

I would still be her #1 fan if she hadn't gotten that restraining order on me for sending her my semen to taste test.

Even a little chunky I'd hit that like a judges gavel in an uruly courtroom

Hey subby, don't be cruel. I don't wanna cry.

She has a great voice but why this song. I farking hate this song. It's so .....simple. I can't believe it's such a big hit.

God, she's horrible. In every way.

/no, I don't think she's hot - she's anti-Viagra
//yes, I'm straight.
///But if it would prevent her from her terrible caterwauling, I might consent to letting her blow me, while I waited for a cab to pick me up and take me out of range of her fingernails-on-blackboard banshee call...

Dr.Knockboots:

i dont care for her new song.. but sweet god she looks hot in that skirt and those striped socks.. and the schoolgirl outfit too.
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That was the first time I took the time to hear her music. It had no impact on me at all. I did like her though, Pretty hot! Thanks for the link.

Supposedly she had (has?) a good voice before all the false air started coming through.

I still think Elvis had one of the best voices. And knew how to use it.

Her songs have as much shelf-life as a peanut butter and banana sammich, but she would look better dead on the bathroom floor. Don't even get me going on the hits vs. entertainment factor.

/Long live the king

Dr.Knockboots:

Talented voice, and really owned the scene for many years. Kudos to her.. just wish she wasn't bathat crazy.. and maybe just one day a sex tape of her will surface. She has some days where she looks ultra hittable.


Hah. Mm hmm hm...HAHAHAHA!

April Fools!

I agree that Mariah is a crazy batch of suck but Elvis was overrated by a lot, he was good, but he isnt or wasnt the best rock artist ever.

Marla Singer's Laundry: Hah. Mm hmm hm...HAHAHAHA!

April Fools!

No sweetie, that's not an april fools joke. Her voice is/was phenomenal for the music she sang. Also, her record of sales speaks for itself..she dominated the scene. You may not have personally liked her, but don't let your feelings towards her try and fail at rebuking her success. Okay hun? okay then.
enjoy your day.

Heroic Poser: I farking hate this song. It's so .....simple. I can't believe it's such a big hit.

Love, love me do
You know I love you
I'll always be true
So please... love me do

First thing that leapt to mind. Even if you look at one of the most popular romantic operas, where she borrowed her 'Mimi' appellation:

RODOLFO
Tell me you love me!

MIMÌ
I love you.

RODOLFO and MIMÌ
as they go out
Beloved! My love! My love!

Only Rush writes pop songs about black holes. Oh, and Muse.

Can we aim asteriods yet? Do we have that technology? Will nothing kill the "music" industry? They've taken someone that used to have talent (I can't tell if she still does) and they've forced her to make the same exact type of songs that Brooke Hogan sings. Brooke Hogan.

Yeah, but Elvis still starred in more shiatty vanity movies and had sex with more underage women.

syrynxx: Love, love me do
You know I love you
I'll always be true
So please... love me do

Sure, the Beatles started out with simple pop songs. But they went on to make Sgt. Pepper. Mariah went on to make...Glitter.

Elvis is overrated.

Anything that keeps her in tiny bikinis on exotic beaches is fine with me just as long as I don't have to hear her. Of course, I'd hit her like Buttercup in a hamster wheel given the chance.

Also, let's not pretend Elvis was Bob Dylan or something.

That's true...Elvis knew how to sing and play a guitar. And how to dress himself. And how to shave. And how to comb his damn hair.

Sure, the Beatles started out with simple pop songs. But they went on to make Sgt. Pepper.

You say that like it's a good thing.

" Elvis Died when he joined the Army "

Johnathan Winston Lennon

Everything she has ever done sounds like it was genetically engineered to be played in a strip club.
/Would hit it like a double bass at a Napalm Death show.