Not that there's anything wrong with that...

/Emiko Yamane, my heart aches for you!

They're just setting up to have their "best of" anthology called "The Rainbow Album", aren't they?

I think having an infatuation with asian women can be explained away as "having a penis."

Kyosuke: Been there, done that.

Peter Gabriel studio albums:
1977 Peter Gabriel
1978 Peter Gabriel
1980 Peter Gabriel
1982 Peter Gabriel

What number is Seal up to these days?

I never had the heart to tell Rivers that I sent him that "Across the Sea" letter under a fake name and address.

Self-titled albums make the baby Jesus cry.

Unright: What number is Seal up to these days?

Not nearly as many as Chicago.

I want to have a self titled album of spoken word where all I do is say my name in various tones and emotions.

But I'm highly self obsessed.

God damn those half Japanese girls?

/do they do it too you everytime?

its only the half-japanese girls that do it to him everytime

lolmadillo:

good call

It's been pretty steadily downhill for them since Matt Sharp left. Eh, I'll probably still buy it.

/=W=

Six album? Everybody knows the plural of album is

right back atcha Bot v2.38beta

Mangoose I want to have a self titled album of spoken word where all I do is say my name in various tones and emotions.

John and Yoko already did exactly that back in the 60's, although it wasn't self-titled.

Ehh they were one of my favorite bads when i was a kid so i am going to have to check this out. Hoefully it is better than the last one. Rivers is kinda a dick though i dont really want to support that guy.

What about the white album, for his infatuation with cocaine?


Next annoying Beverly Hills song that will be on radio 10 times an hour and in every commercial and highligh reel in 3.... 2.... 1.....

Uh, April Fools? The article is dated April 1.

Weezer broke up last year.

We've all had the yellow fever at one time or another, I haven't heard any songs like Across the Sea or El Scorcho from Weezer lately.

I hate to sound biased, but it's because of him that I hate half-japanese girls.

/he does this to me EVERY time
//no seriously

Zeebot: Six album? Everybody knows the plural of album is

JESUS FARKING CHRIST DUDES.... This *AND* referred spelled refered.... I fail at life. I want all of you guys to pass around that ol big bat wrapped in barbed wire, dip it in the big foam bucket right over there and take turns showing me what for.

that makes me officially a "Slinky"... Completely useless at life but fun to push down a flight of stairs.

meh.

At least thanks for the pic. Its a lot more than I deserve.
/submi-tard
//it's all Weezer fans here, so I assume you'll all be gentle and tender...

realmolo

Uh, April Fools? The article is dated April 1.

Weezer broke up last year.


NOT! Check out their myspace page. Link (new window)

Weezer blows.

Blue album was good. Pinkerton was great... and since then they've just gotten worse and worse as albums are released.

Additionally, after the Green album, there were many interviews with River, who claimed he was going to start releasing albums every year... but then the next year, after Maladroit, he stated that his record company won't allow him to release his "stock-piled" music.

... to which I say "ha"... after hearing their last album, it's quite clear River is not evolving and is unfortunately falling back on tried-and-true formulas (unsuccessfully). And I'm quite sure there's not that much music stock-piled... and if there is, it's shiat.

Dude's are sell-outs, trying way too hard to write the next teen-bopper hit.

Weezer sucks. They create a bunch of soulless pop songs about drugs and California, rinse and repeat.

Now That's What I Call a Taco!: It's been pretty steadily downhill for them since Matt Sharp left.

I felt the same until Make Believe came out, which I think goes back more to their original sound ( "Freak Me Out" has the first harmonica solo in a while, which was badly needed).

Supposedly they are sharing the songwriting duties for this one. This has the possibility to rule (I am getting a little bit tired of hearing Rivers whining about his love life) or fail (That particular whining, or more likely the way in which it was written has sold them more than 7 million albums)

Who am I kidding though, I'll buy it on the first day it comes out and play it to death regardless.

/I'll bring home the turkey
//If you bring home the bacon
/// ⁼\_/\/⁼

What, didn't Weezer break up?

realmolo: Uh, April Fools? The article is dated April 1.

Weezer broke up last year.

You know, sometimes when a band is "taking a break", they're actually just taking a break.

I saw Weezer open for the Pixies a couple of years ago and they seemed to be a pretty solid bunch of geeks rock'n'roll band.

I swear, everytime I look at a Weezer album, I crave Whataburger.

The One With The Wet Widshield
The One Where He's Ripping His Own Picture
The One Where Half His Face Is Melting
The One Everyone But Him Called "Security."

It's an April Fool's joke. A new album drops in June, but "Weezer" it ain't. Lame, RS.

TheSuperFunk:
Blue album was good. Pinkerton was great... and since then they've just gotten worse and worse as albums are released.


Agreed. Everything since Pinkerton has been boring and trying too hard to be the ultimate pop song....

"3rd time in six album"

did an Asian woman write this headline, it appears to be in Engrish.

/obligatory

Thank you wikipedia (new window)

What amazes me about Weezer's last few albums is that they're less than 30 minutes long, and they still have filler on them.

joshcyclist: Thank you wikipedia (new window)

Speaking of Wiki, Rivers Cuomo's entry explains a lot- I didn't know he was raised on a Yoga commune in Connecticut. But then again, who wasn't these days.

Not fair that Britney is still alive, but Rivers... well.

You know subby, I like that headline. I also liked it when I READ IT VERBATIM IN THE COMMENTS ON THE FARKING ARTICLE.

Hack.

Kyosuke: Been there, done that.
Peter Gabriel studio albums:
1977 Peter Gabriel
1978 Peter Gabriel
1980 Peter Gabriel
1982 Peter Gabriel
...

But Peter Gabriel was actually good.

I've liked the songs of theirs that I've heard over the years, but the album with "On Drugs" and "Beverly Hills" on it sucked the peanuts out of Kim Karashian's turds.

The term "sell out" gets thrown out there a lot, but has there EVER been a more pathetic single than "Beverly Hills?" Why not just call it, "Hey, Fox, This Song Is For All Your Shows."

=w=

/will probably just download :(

rcantley: The term "sell out" gets thrown out there a lot, but has there EVER been a more pathetic single than "Beverly Hills?" Why not just call it, "Hey, Fox, This Song Is For All Your Shows."

Who Let the Dogs Out

If I never, ever, ever hear that piece of shiat again, I'll be happy.

Which reminds me that I started a list of songs that should be wiped off the face of the Earth forever. I think Candle in the Wind (Princess Die version) was #1.

Pontius Gandolf
The One With The Wet Widshield
The One Where He's Ripping His Own Picture
The One Where Half His Face Is Melting
The One Everyone But Him Called "Security."

Hey good call / good descriptions!!
i lol'd at the last one
I like I and III the best they're VG/Exc.
Security is average.
II is only ok/good IMHO.

/ oh yeah...... weezer had some good songs in the 90's and early 00's. [i only listened to them when they were on the radio. pretty catchy]

I thought Pinkerton was the yellow album.

/heh

JerseyTim: I never had the heart to tell Rivers that I sent him that "Across the Sea" letter under a fake name and address.

That girl he married must be damned perplexed then.

It's an infatuation that happen to share.

/came foe hot asian pics
//leave disappointed

Weezer is da bomb. New album will be great (just as their others have been).

/Yes, I have all the albums and enjoy them all.
//And yes, the one you all hate (Maladroit), is my fave.
///wishing I was part Asian so I could have a chance.