"You think you getting girls because of your Looks? Negro Please" - Nas

I guess a biatch is one.

It's about time. Now Beyonce can spend all her time yelling at her husband instead of yelling on her songs.

I care, maybe, probably, nah.

she's super hot, but super ghetto. it makes her not hot. even more so than Jay-Z - and he's actually from the projects.

Yawn. 2 ugly boring people. Whatever. Slow news day?

You know i - thug em, fark em, love em, leave em
Cause i don't farkin need em
Take em out the hood, keep em lookin good
But i don't farkin feed em
First time they fuss i'm breezin
Talkin bout, "what's the reasons?"
I'm a pimp in every sense of the word, biatch
Better trust than believe em
In the cut where i keep em
Til i need a nut, til i need to beat the guts
Then it's, beep beep and i'm pickin em up
Let em play with the dick in the truck
Many chicks wanna put jigga fist in cuffs
Divorce him and split his bucks
Just because you got good head, i'ma break bread
So you can be livin it up? shiat i..
Parts with nothin, y'all be frontin
Me give my heart to a woman?
Not for nothin, never happen
I'll be forever mackin
Heart cold as assassins, i got no passion
I got no patience
And i hate waitin..
Hoe get yo' ass in

Congratulations Beyounce, you're marrying the guy who wrote this!

cubsfan07: It's about time. Now Beyonce can spend all her time yelling at her husband instead of yelling on her songs.

LOL +1

/awesome
//but c'mon, you're not watching her on mute?

I cannot believe that OneRingToRuleThemAll beat me.
I actually went to the trouble to look up the farking lyrics and everything!

/takes ball, goes home ...

linc654: I cannot believe that OneRingToRuleThemAll beat me.
I actually went to the trouble to look up the farking lyrics and everything!

/takes ball, goes home ...

Real pimps now the lyrics by heart.

/and let's ri-i-i-i-i-ide

OneRingToRuleThemAll: Congratulations Beyounce, you're marrying the guy who wrote this!


Thanks, now I have that godawful tropical beat in my head. I've been trying really hard to forget I ever heard that song. Couldn't you have chosen similar lyrics from one of his many other "songs" ?


Etchy333: //but c'mon, you're not watching her on mute?

There was a time, yes, when I'd gladly stop channel-flipping and let her stay on my screen for a few minutes. Probably only back in the "Bills Bills Bills" days. Back then, when she looked a little more natural, she slightly resembled a girl I knew who I had the chance to bang and decided not to.

/Stop laughing.
//Passed up a lot of opportunities when I first started dating my wife
///Which earned me a permanent tag.

But will she still be able to play Connect Four with Kanye West?

She likes'em buck-toothed, dorky looking and oh yes, OBSCENELY RICH. Two outta three ain't bad, Beyonce, call me !!!

With their combined IQs, they might be able to construct a full sentence.

I hate Chevy: With their combined IQs, they might be able to construct a full sentence.

They will still screw up "it's" and "its" though.

A much better headline would have been:

Jay-Z soon to have 100 problems, and a biatch just so happens to be one

Don't know how Beyonce is really as a person, but what a beautiful women.

They could probably swim in a money pit like two ugly Scrooge McDucks.

Yeah, he wrote Big Pimpin', a great song, but he also wrote this:

I was nice to girls, but that wasn't the Shawn they felt
They said the Coupe was alright, but they didn't like the seat belts
I looked tight...they told me "Loosen up", run a couple of lights
Spank'em, pull their hair...just don't treat'em so nice
Left me confused, I messed wit chicks that was best when abused
Nice guys finish last wit they special set of rules
And me? I over did it. All chauvanistic, would treat'em...so vicious
Would stroke...but won't kiss it, but now...I'm tryna flow different
I'm tryna cool it now. I'm tryna plant a seed, start a new addition
I'm sick of chasin chickens...
Sick of every other...city we go...same ol' hoes

It's almost like a complete picture of a person's views on a given topic can't be gleaned from a single example of them expressing an opinion on the matter. But that can't be it.