Geez, it's amazing what old guys will do to get laid by a one-legged girl.

"Hi, Ringo, it's Paul. Quick question. What rhymes with 'unidexter?'"

Those lyrics were painful to read.

I'm trying (very weakly) to give her the benefit of the doubt, just 'cuz regardless of how much she deserves it, she IS being put through the wringer, and deserves maybe a thimbleful of dignity (and bags of money!)....but she sure makes it hard.

That song is horrid...it sounds less like a rap about 'disabilities' than a rap about 'Heather Mills'. Again, I'd love to give her the benefit of the doubt, but even her best and most noble efforts seem to be dripping with her own self-absorption, making it VERY hard not to constantly question her motives.

The level of her douchebaggery really doesn't speak well of Sir Paul either. Mills has 'High Maintenance' splashed across her forehead in neon, and any fellow who willingly enters that kind of relationship has got at least a few of his own issues...which was obvious after "Give My Regards to Broad Street" or "With a Little Luck" or "Pipes of Peace" or....

Ringo Starr was just talking to Paul about his separation the other day.

Paul: "That's it, mate! I've had it with these women."
Ringo: "Aw, cheer up."
Paul: "No. In fact, I don't think I'll ever get married again."
Ringo: "Oh, so you're not going down on one knee anymore?"
Paul: "Not a chance, and her name is Heather."

Damn, she must have sucked a mean dick.

It's called The Eileen Joint

Why would Paul agree t' do something that stupid?

I'm stumped, I'll warrant ye.

Rev. Skarekroe: Why would Paul agree t' do something that stupid?

Women made those Beatles do some pretty stupid things before, so....

At least Linda was only responsible for Wings.

Yes, this is horrible, this idea.

"BANG! Showbiz" indeed. That article was like being shot in the face with the fail gun.

Martstar: At least Linda was only responsible for Wings.

Go bite your tongue. Wings was great man!


"Live and Let Die"

"Let 'em In"

"Band On the Run"

"Jet"

"My Love"

lets not forget this is april fools day folks

ronniejamesdio: lets not forget this is april fools day folks

Oh, god damn it. I fell for that heap plenty.

it doesn't matter to me... the very mention of nonsense like this is full of fail.

I thought that was "Spies Like Us"

so this is an April Fools joke, right?

Passive Aggressive Larry: so this is an April Fools joke, right?

Winner.

So was it HIP-HOP??

/Get it???
//Cuz she has one leg??????

Dr.Zom: Passive Aggressive Larry: so this is an April Fools joke, right?

Winner.

It's April 2, and the article is still up...

again... Brian Wilson beating the Beatles to the punch:

Brian Wilson's rap - "Smart Girls" (new window)