"O" noes!

In memory of my dad, who was there.

I think we need a bigger pier.

Pops to bigger.

What fishermen? Feel free to use as a blank, if you're so inclined.

Thanks for the blank, phughue

The Lone Ranger and Tonto were riding across the plains one day, when Tonto suddenly cocked his ear at a passing falcon's cry. "Kemosabe... Apache to East!" he whispered.

The Lone Ranger looked to his faithful companion. "What do we do?"

Tonto pondered a moment. "We ride West!"

After riding a short while, Tonto again paused, searching the horizon with his eagle-sharp eyes. "Kemosabe... Apache to West!"

The Masked Man looked once again at his friend. "What should we do?"

Tonto scratched his head in thought. "We ride North!"

After a brief ride, Tonto stopped to scent the breeze. "Kemosabe... Apache to North!"

"What do we do now?" his companion asked.

Without hesitation, Tonto replied, "We ride South!"

Within minutes, Tonto reigned in his horse and dropped to the ground. Placing his ear to the earth, he listened intently. "Kemosabe... Apache to South!"

Thanks for the blank, Phughue

Nice, dsclink.

Thank you icurmtHeaded.

Before all the photoshop fans chime in I have to ask..

/got nuthin.

Dr. Rhetoric [TotalFark] 2008-04-03 09:58:03 AM

Wait a minute. I didn't eat the salmon mousse.

Came here for the 300 scene.

dsclink, thanks for not disappointing.

Q&D

There's no such thing as global warming they said.

Short term economic success is worth it they said.

This used to be a great fishing spot they say.

Mr. I

That kind of stunt kite is flown with two lines, not one.

/have several of those
//still voting for you

/I am your father.

"In the years after his banishment from Middle Earth, The Dark Lord took to whiling away hours with the local fishermen. Sad really, but he did make for some terrific sunsets."

relhak: That kind of stunt kite is flown with two lines, not one.

I tried putting in two lines, but that just made my head ache when I crossed my eyes!

Thanks for being one of my few voters. :)

um, that's beautiful, Supdog.