Submitter: Black Sabbath rocker Ozzy Osbourne's wife Sharon did daughter the world Kelly a favour by punching her daughter.

FTFY

Aw shiat, I take that back. I didn't know punching her saved her life...

Next time I'll RTFA first.

couldn't we be a bit more concise with the headline and say

"Sharon Osbourne punches her daughter"

Was it a falcon punch?

jshove1: Was it a falcon punch?

It's like a donkey punch...except you yell, "CaCaaaw!!" as you do it.

dickkead: Aw shiat, I take that back. I didn't know punching her saved her life...

Next time I'll RTFA first.

dickhead.

O-Face: jshove1: Was it a falcon punch?

It's like a donkey punch...except you yell, "CaCaaaw!!" as you do it.

goddam it...I read that as "What is a falcon punch?"

I FAIL

jshove1, no. It was the dreaded hunkle funch!



Love,
JayAndSilentBob

"All the voices in my head that were telling me...that I was fat"

No, that's just the talking scale.

He was in Black Sabbath? Thanks for letting me know, Subby!

O-Face
jshove1: Was it a falcon punch?

It's like a donkey punch...except you yell, "CaCaaaw!!" as you do it.

Kind of like my coworker cock punch, I yell SA-SIYAAA when I do it.

FTA All the voices in my head that were telling me that I was worthless, that I was fat, that I'll always just be someone's daughter and never make anything for myself...all these things in my head, as soon as I took this pill, just silenced,' she explained on US show 20/20 Hollywood High.

She wanted to shut out her ability to recognize the obvious.

FTFA:
'I'm sorry, but at 20 years old, to wake up by your mother trying to resuscitate you in a bed of your own piss, that is mortifying.'

Yeah, you should really wait until you're in your early 30's before you're ready to experience that.

jshove1: Was it a falcon punch?

Not going to GIS for that. Nope.

In other news, I just have 2 words to say: Sharon rocks.

That is all.

/SHARON!!

Kyosuke: dickhead.

It's not my fault that the fat biatch doesn't deserve to be famous. I mean, even now, she's in the news for how big of a life-fark-up she is, and has been.

She's one of the biggest "look at me! look at me!" attention whores to ever pop out of a crotch. And like, aww, we're SO SAD that you are upset because you'll always be "the daughter of someone" and not your own person. Well, the fact of the matter is, if her father wasn't who he is, she would be just another spandex wearing, crybaby, I-hate-the-world-because-I'm-fat, biatch!

Because let's face it, she has no talent. Her and her brother are famous just like the rest of the little spoiled rich kids who's parents are rich and famous. And I find it quite funny how she can look down on Paris Hilton, when she's exactly the same thing deep down, while trying to cover it up as best she can.

A little rich-girl wanna-be punk rocker. Born with a silver spoon in her mouth, but pretends to eat off a paper plate.

dickkead: It's not my fault that the fat biatch...

Umm, I was just repeating your name. Calm down, dickhead.

\OOhhh, dickKead. Sorry, misspelled it.

The_Synergism: couldn't we be a bit more concise with the headline and say

"Sharon Osbourne punches her daughter"


THIS.


I read that headline and thought "Don't we all know who the f*ck Sharon Osbourne is by now?".

fat talentless brat.

submitter: Black Sabbath rocker Ozzy Osbourne

What is Black Sabbath?

Headline needs more context.

Wow. That headline works so very hard for so very little.

submitter: Black Sabbath rocker guitarist Ozzy Osbourne's wife Sharon did daughter Kelly a favour by punching her

Sorry. Pet peeve.

Optimus Norris: submitter: Black Sabbath rocker guitarist Ozzy Osbourne's wife Sharon did daughter Kelly a favour by punching her

Sorry. Pet peeve.

Nice Rotsky.

I don't recall her ever seeking attention until it was thrust upon her by having a camera crew living in her house full-time, recording her awkward adolescent years.

The_Synergism: couldn't we be a bit more concise with the headline and say

"Sharon Osbourne punches her daughter"

Or even:

"Sharon Osbourne punches Kelly."

/I like a lot of words as much as the next guy, but, dzamn, Mitty, tighten it up.
//Former editor.

FTH: Rock music band formed in the 60s, Black Sabbath lead singer, rocker Ozzy Osbourne's wife and attention whore Sharon did daughter, attention whore Kelly a favour (n. A gracious, friendly, or obliging act that is freely granted) by punching her.


Fixed that for ya subby.

pissing in an ocean of piss

Crewmannumber6: Wow. That headline works so very hard for so very little.

And it's a good thing that subby told us that Sharon Osbourne was 1)Ozzy's wife, and that 2) he was with Black Sabbath, because I would have never known who she was.

Why not start the headline with "Several billion years ago, there was a Big Bang......" ?


/or 6000 years, depending on your superstition of choice

It's a good thing subby mentioned that he was in Black Sabbath. It's not like he had a highly successful solo career, reality TV show, and one of the biggest annual music tours named after him. I doubt anyone would have known who he is without that Black Sabbath refernce. Thanks subby!!!

/his kids need to be cut off from his money and forced to earn their own way through life

FTA: "All the voices in my head that were telling me that I was worthless, that I was fat, that I'll always just be someone's daughter and never make anything for myself...all these things in my head..."

Um, my bad

"What is Black Sabbath?

Headline needs more context."

Link

carmody: I don't recall her ever seeking attention until it was thrust upon her by having a camera crew living in her house full-time, recording her awkward adolescent years.

This.

Cagliari: Ta, Farks.

(I) Wasn't sure how well Sharon (Wife of Ozzy Osbourne) was known in US (United States, Western country established 1776).

Also, many Florida residents (Retards) believe Ozzy was in the Bay City Rollers so just clarifying.

Forgive me

Subby (Submitted of current article and writer of headline)

FTFY

Bay City Rollers

Who?

Me, I kinda liked both of her albums. Sure beats Matchbox 20 or Black Eyed Peas.

/sure, she's kind of a loud foulmouthed biatch
//but if there's one kind of celeb singer/actress/heiress I like, it's the loud foulmouthed biatch kind
///she could so take Paris Hilton down in a cage match

Bad news sweetheart, you are fat, ugly, and untalented. Drugs probably are the best answer for you.

Aimee Osbourne opted out of the filming of the show. Kelly could have done the same but wanted the attention at the time. Little did she know she'd be made to look like teh spoiled brat that she is.

/The Osbournes was a great show that has yet to be out-done
//Falco Paunch!

Hey where are all the hot Kelly and Sharon pics?

Is this the same Ozzy Osbourne who did a duet with Lita Ford in 1988 called "Close My Eyes Forever"? If so, headline should be edited to reflect that.

MDGeist: Hey where are all the hot Kelly and Sharon pics?

In Bizarro land.

/55-gallon drums of DO NOT WANT.

MDGeist: Hey where are all the hot Kelly and Sharon pics?

been asking that for many many years.

MDGeist: Hey where are all the hot Kelly and Sharon pics?

Loch Ness Monster has them

MDGeist: Hey where are all the hot Kelly and Sharon pics?

Hanger 18 at Wright-Patterson Air Force Base.

I always though she was a good kid.

hopefully, she'll get her life back together.
//i wonder if stores food in those cheeks for in-between-meal snacks?

I came in here to point and laugh at submitter who felt the need to explain who Ozzy Osborne was and that the wife and kid were related, but I see that point has been driven into the ground.

/still rolling eyes, though

steve-0: pissing in an ocean of piss

I wonder...I wonder how many drops of piss are in- in this piss ocean...

MDGeist: Hey where are all the hot Kelly and Sharon pics?


Your wildest imagination?

Optimus Norris
Black Sabbath gitarist Ozzy Osbourne

You deserve a left handed cock punch from Tony Iommi for that one!

I came here for the hot pics of Kelly. Look like there aren't any.

Subby forgot to mention in the headline that Dweezil Zappa starred in one of his videos.