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(Yahoo) Cool Tone Loc to put on shows for two Detroit bars that were scammed, won't fool around with the funky cold medina   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 17
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Zorkthemadman 2008-03-31 08:53:13 AM  
That's not fly

 
PulledByDogOnString 2008-03-31 09:06:39 AM  
For his regular fee, however

 
Glitchwerks 2008-03-31 09:44:58 AM  
His two biggest songs were written by Young MC.

These guys were laughed out of hip hop a long time ago.

Them and P.M. Dawn...

 
Werrik [TotalFark] 2008-03-31 10:42:26 AM  
Before moving to Phoenix, I lived maybe 5 miles from Bumpers. Think of "bumpers" in a strictly non-car sense and maybe you'll get what the owner was going for.

Think Hooters, with even crappier food, lousy drink specials and decidedly "un-bumpery" girls. Oh, and terrible live music, and...

God that place sucks.

 
Uzzah 2008-03-31 11:05:15 AM  
Say what?

Yo, love, you must be kidding...

/hasta la vista, baby.

 
SharkTrager 2008-03-31 11:08:21 AM  
I was supposed to see Ton Loc back in 89 in Albuquerque.

Bastard got his ass arrested in Arizona the night before and he bailed on the show.

 
skirandour 2008-03-31 11:23:06 AM  
Hip hop that white people like

http://www.catsandbeer.com/music/the-top-10-rap-songs-white-people-love

(Honorable mention)

 
xresx 2008-03-31 11:40:59 AM  
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C-Bear Approves

 
SuburbanCowboy 2008-03-31 11:55:57 AM  
Looks like the scammer landed Tone-Loc more real work than his actual manager could.

 
DjangoStonereaver [TotalFark] 2008-03-31 12:53:52 PM  
skirandour: Hip hop that white people like

http://www.catsandbeer.com/music/the-top-10-rap-songs-white-people-love

(Honorable mention)

I have never met a white person who liked ICE ICE BABY.

 
the voices in your head 2008-03-31 04:04:27 PM  
DjangoStonereaver: skirandour: Hip hop that white people like

http://www.catsandbeer.com/music/the-top-10-rap-songs-white-people-love

(Honorable mention)

I have never met a white person who liked ICE ICE BABY.

How old were you in 1991? If the answer is either 'too young to remember anything' or 'too old to give a crap what those punk kids listen to', well, there's your explanation.

 
Gasconne 2008-03-31 04:38:15 PM  
SuburbanCowboy: Looks like the scammer landed Tone-Loc more real work than his actual manager could.

Not like he needs it. (new window)

 
Glitchwerks 2008-03-31 04:47:24 PM  
the voices in your head:
I have never met a white person who liked ICE ICE BABY.


At least you will never have to endure the shame that is this fact about my school and the graduating class of '91... those idiots chose "Ice Ice Baby" as the class song.

/*sigh*

 
uncledeercamp 2008-03-31 06:40:25 PM  
When Tone Loc's music career begins to wane, he can stay in Detroit and work as a body double for Kwame.

 
KelvinTheClown 2008-03-31 08:57:14 PM  
PulledByDogOnString: For his regular fee, however

He needs 50 dollars to make them holler.

 
scotth 2008-04-01 12:16:31 AM  
CRAP!

I got scammed by the manager for Robert Plant. Hmmm....

 
heavymetal1970 2008-04-01 12:34:01 AM  
I LIKE VANILLA ICE, GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT?????

GO BACK TO LISTENING TO YOUR EMO CRAP!

 
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