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(The Sun) Scary Amy Winehouse's next album to feature very dark subject matter: "Friends are terrified about her negative state of mind. They say she has never been this low -- and that she has been writing sinister song lyrics about death"   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 41
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SphericalTime [TotalFark] 2008-03-31 12:33:37 AM  
The pictures of her on all of the entertainment news networks annoy me.

Doesn't anyone else remember when we at least required our moderately talented pop music hacks to be pretty?

/hates Pete Dougherty more.

 
Tr0mBoNe [TotalFark] 2008-03-31 01:04:27 AM  
I didn't hear about her until she was about half way down her spiral. I kinda wish I were around for the whole ride.

/August 14th, 2008
//my bet.

 
followmeinfantry 2008-03-31 01:14:09 AM  
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squeegee_boy [TotalFark] 2008-03-31 02:49:28 AM  
and that she has been writing sinister song lyrics about death


Life, for the love of God, imitate art.


 
picturescrazy 2008-03-31 03:18:08 AM  
I wish her the best. I've never heard any of her music before, so I have no reason to be annoyed by her. You may claim that she's ugly. Well, regardless of whether or not that is true, there are a lot of ugly people, and we can't hate them for it. It isn't their fault. And lastly, Amy Whinehouse isn't the one posting her picture here at Fark all of the time. So again, i've got nothing against her, and I wish her the best.

 
ComicBookGuy 2008-03-31 04:40:05 AM  
Amy Winehouse will probably die, but Rush Limbaugh will live probably live on. Who deserves to die more?

 
ComicBookGuy 2008-03-31 05:22:05 AM  
ComicBookGuy: Amy Winehouse will probably die, but Rush Limbaugh will live probably live on. Who deserves to die more?

-live

 
DeepApathy 2008-03-31 06:17:15 AM  
ComicBookGuy: Amy Winehouse will probably die, but Rush Limbaugh will live probably live on. Who deserves to die more?

can't they both die?

 
Skail [TotalFark] 2008-03-31 06:24:21 AM  
She's so in my deathpool.

 
damitjim 2008-03-31 06:42:12 AM  
I wish she would OD already. I'm tired of hearing about this no talent, crack whore.

 
Joe Moneybags McBigCock 2008-03-31 07:54:05 AM  
I can haz dethpool vote?

 
DistendedPendulusFrenulum 2008-03-31 08:00:46 AM  
Oh, so what? She's still the most interesting thing going

.

 
SushiJoe [TotalFark] 2008-03-31 08:28:18 AM  
I really hope she names the album "Necrotic Face"

 
MikoSquiz 2008-03-31 08:49:35 AM  
What happened to the Obvious tag?

Also, I really hope she gets that album done before she snuffs it. The grimmer her songs the better they are.

 
danduran 2008-03-31 09:05:12 AM  
This is nothing. Does no one remember the Manics? Dark subject matter...

/4real

 
the voices in your head 2008-03-31 09:10:13 AM  
danduran: This is nothing. Does no one remember the Manics? Dark subject matter...

/4real


Here's to hoping that Amy Winehouse disappears off the face of the planet.

 
thefallinghole 2008-03-31 09:18:46 AM  
I'm assuming the scary tag is followed by lots of applause and laugher subby. She can eat shiat and die.

 
ComicBookGuy 2008-03-31 09:21:42 AM  
DeepApathy: ComicBookGuy: Amy Winehouse will probably die, but Rush Limbaugh will live probably live on. Who deserves to die more?

can't they both die?


Really, that would be the best of both worlds.

 
kungfu jesus with a side of lime 2008-03-31 09:25:09 AM  
I will still download it and listen to, and then assume it to be the best pop album of the year.

I would still party with her, and maybe if I partied to hard I would hit it, well more like stumble into but still...

/at least make it to 27

 
docmattic 2008-03-31 09:36:48 AM  
What's with the SCARY tag instead of OBVIOUS?

 
monsieurstabby [TotalFark] 2008-03-31 10:20:35 AM  
Maybe she'll off herself and we won't have to hear any more news about her.

 
SharkTrager 2008-03-31 11:10:04 AM  
So a zombie who is so drug addled that Keith Richards looks at her and says "That biatch is seriously farked up" is in a negative state of mind.

Huh.

 
BizarreMan 2008-03-31 11:23:18 AM  
Skail: She's so in my deathpool.

She's #1 on mine. Followed by Britney.

 
Farkingwhatever 2008-03-31 11:59:18 AM  
Looks like a marketing gimmick. Luckily, it won't work on me.

 
upright [TotalFark] 2008-03-31 12:57:53 PM  
Headline debunks story. "Friends." Riiiigggghhhhttttt....

 
misery faded 2008-03-31 01:11:18 PM  
weblogs.newsday.com

Go cry emo kid!

 
MeanJean 2008-03-31 01:30:35 PM  
i69.photobucket.com

 
oryx 2008-03-31 02:57:49 PM  
Instead of writing songs about death, why doesn't she just die?

 
Jedekai 2008-03-31 02:58:13 PM  
Not impressed...

www.murashev.com

 
Five Minute Standup 2008-03-31 03:43:05 PM  
I heard she just bought a chorus pedal and sweater.

 
Arn_Dee 2008-03-31 07:05:23 PM  
She used to have a good voice.

 
SynthLord 2008-03-31 08:44:13 PM  
Any who?

 
thesubliminalman 2008-03-31 08:53:41 PM  
/has never heard of alice cooper.

 
thesubliminalman 2008-03-31 08:55:36 PM  
or DOA

 
thesubliminalman 2008-03-31 09:03:19 PM  
I think this is the short bus thread, I'll 'splaine it to ya lot'sa bands were doing that schtick before you were born "negative state of mind" isn't anything new. Most of them did it better.

 
Daraymann [TotalFark] 2008-03-31 10:09:17 PM  
FTFA: Despite the morbid nature of the new material, it's sure to be a hit with fans.

Well as long as she's still a hit.

Trying to give a shiat I say no, no, no.

 
Suprman37 2008-03-31 11:44:12 PM  
That sucks because, despite all of the drug use, her music is really good. Don't judge it all by Rehab.

 
kregh99 2008-04-01 08:44:18 AM  
The album will probably be fantastic. Right before it's release, they'll find this heroin-soaked skank dead in a puddle of her own vomit, which will make her a legend. The only difference between this chick and Kurt Cobain is that Amy Winehouse had this little thing called talent.

Then Courtney Love will throw a hissy-fit and have an aneurism because she missed the missed the "drug overdose to become a legend" window.

 
batsforsteadman 2008-04-01 11:15:52 AM  
she needs antibiotics and a sammich.

 
Visceral Realist 2008-04-01 03:50:30 PM  
I love how everyone hailed her when she first came on. Now everyone wants her to die.

We need a super pop-star to come along and molest children and have her baby drive the car while she smokes crack. Finally she must commit suicide in such a way that for years after, it'll be pondered over by everyone as a potential homicide.

 
Slamguy 2008-04-02 12:27:14 PM  
The thing is, she could be really hot if she wanted to be. All she needs is to put on some weight, fix those chompers and fire hair stylist. And get some decent tats.

 
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