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(Times Herald Record) Stupid Today's girl-on-girl brawl with shower head stuffed into a sock is brought to you by Ellenville, NY   (recordonline.com) divider line 83
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knucklebreather 2008-03-30 10:16:15 PM  
Something tells me there was a baby daddy involved.

 
TeddyRooseveltsMustache [TotalFark] 2008-03-30 10:16:52 PM  
Nothin' like a bit of girl on girl.

/Obscure?

 
Danger Avoid Death 2008-03-30 10:17:39 PM  
If it happened in the shower, pics or it didn't happen.

 
FuriousAnger 2008-03-30 10:17:52 PM  
That's just 2 girls having some good clean fun. I have to pay good money for that over here!

 
EsteeFlwrPot 2008-03-30 10:17:56 PM  
classy

 
Shrinkwrap 2008-03-30 10:19:28 PM  
We'll give you the sack but you gotta provide your own knobs.

 
kmt11 2008-03-30 10:22:23 PM  
Annarosa Soto and Shenell Johnson? They sound like fine upstanding women.

 
Mole Man 2008-03-30 10:22:31 PM  
content.answers.com

/does not approve.

 
vegasj 2008-03-30 10:22:50 PM  
knucklebreather: Something tells me there was a baby daddy involved.

nice. water spat out onto a laptop keyboard can't be good. thx.


 
Slackfumasta 2008-03-30 10:22:50 PM  
Jeez, I saw 'girl-on-girl' and 'shower head' and thought I was on a totally different kind of website.

 
chezzmxd3 2008-03-30 10:23:41 PM  
i worked in ellenville for a summer, so im getting a kick out of these replies...

/all of two freakin bars

 
Lehk 2008-03-30 10:23:59 PM  
Replace sock with vagina and this would be a much more interesting headline.

 
munko 2008-03-30 10:26:31 PM  
yeehaw, its on biaawwwtch, oh wait, pics please.

 
Uchiha_Cycliste [TotalFark] 2008-03-30 10:26:43 PM  
ki..ki..ki..ki..ki..ki..cat fight!

 
takenforgranite 2008-03-30 10:27:16 PM  
I, for one, would like to say "Ow!"

/DRTFA

 
SwallowTheKnife 2008-03-30 10:28:54 PM  
img1.fark.net: "Annarosa Soto, 20, and Shenell Johnson, 19"

 
Saul T. Saahk 2008-03-30 10:29:06 PM  
TeddyRoosevelt

Don't go bein' a twat now Angel!

Wouldn't give you the satisfaction.

 
turkey_baster 2008-03-30 10:30:37 PM  
Shrinkwrap: We'll give you the sack but you gotta provide your own knobs.

Damn I came in just to say that!

 
Shaggy_C 2008-03-30 10:30:57 PM  
SwallowTheKnife: : "Annarosa Soto, 20, and Shenell Johnson, 19"

Perfect - not old enough to drink, but old enough for everything else.

 
Lumoclear 2008-03-30 10:31:45 PM  
That's a beating.

 
SuperNinjaToad 2008-03-30 10:31:46 PM  
too bad it's not Talisa Soto.

farm1.static.flickr.com

 
BBRModitha 2008-03-30 10:32:06 PM  
Here for the pictures.

Well, the before pictures.

 
mtman900 2008-03-30 10:32:48 PM  
I had two immediate thoughts:

1. Shower heads are generally used by women to bring about pleasure
2. Dead Rising blood showers

 
chesterburnette 2008-03-30 10:34:01 PM  
Shop Rite? Shop Rite at eleven o' clock? If you're in a town where people are hanging at a Shop Rite at eleven o'clock, you're in a seriously boring town. They were just doing community service.

 
vegasj 2008-03-30 10:35:06 PM  
SwallowTheKnife: : "Annarosa Soto, 20, and Shenell Johnson, 19"

knucklebreather: Something tells me there was a baby daddy involved.


 
jhva3 2008-03-30 10:38:50 PM  
Apparently she couldn't find a sack full of doorknobs.

 
dennysgod 2008-03-30 10:38:54 PM  
Slackfumasta: Jeez, I saw 'girl-on-girl' and 'shower head' and thought I was on a totally different kind of website.

THIS

Sadly disappointed.

 
skinink 2008-03-30 10:39:15 PM  

 
Software2 2008-03-30 10:44:31 PM  
TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Nothin' like a bit of girl on girl.

/Obscure?


Really? You think Hot Fuzz is obscure?
You think one of the greatest movies of all time is obscure?

 
t3knomanser 2008-03-30 10:47:01 PM  
Ah, Ellenville. I grew up in Kingston, NY, which was Ellenville's "big city" neighbor. You could always spot the glazed, inbred look of an Ellenviller.

 
Robo Beat 2008-03-30 10:47:54 PM  
skinink: Sock it to me!!!

I'll sock it to ya, daddy!

 
TeddyRooseveltsMustache [TotalFark] 2008-03-30 10:47:55 PM  
Software2: TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Nothin' like a bit of girl on girl.

/Obscure?

Really? You think Hot Fuzz is obscure?
You think one of the greatest movies of all time is obscure?


No, that's called a test, yes that movie rules.

 
Lebowski78 2008-03-30 10:49:52 PM  
I go camping up near there.

/woot!

 
overlord 2008-03-30 10:50:11 PM  
Lehk: Replace sock with vagina

Story of my life.

 
SwallowTheKnife 2008-03-30 10:50:33 PM  
Lebowski78: I go camping up near there.

/woot!


Hopefully hunting, too.

 
Rann Xerox 2008-03-30 10:51:48 PM  
Best. Girlfight. EVAR!!!

Tastes Great. Less filling. (new window)

 
puppypants 2008-03-30 10:51:55 PM  
sometimes when i am in the shower, the handheld portion of the shower falls and i get scared and the cat too gets scared because it makes lots of noise.

 
mmagdalene [TotalFark] 2008-03-30 10:52:46 PM  
Mole Man: /does not approve.

Anyone that posts a Vinnie D. pic is okay by me.

 
knobee 2008-03-30 10:53:22 PM  
I'll guess I was the only one that read the headline as "stuffed into a socket"

Sadly disappointed by reading the article.

 
Spiffjiggins 2008-03-30 10:53:23 PM  
overlord 2008-03-30 10:50:11 PM
Lehk: Replace sock with vagina

Story of my life.

THIS

 
Windowsforlife 2008-03-30 10:55:27 PM  
Previously on roomates...

 
Zeebot 2008-03-30 10:58:26 PM  
I always wanted shower head, but it's not that good. I mean, head is head, but there's no particular reason for it to happen in the shower.

 
Sinn 2008-03-30 10:59:42 PM  
I live about 10 minutes away from Ellenville and drive through it each day on my way to work. I always have the distinct desire to bathe myself and wash my car after passing through there.

This doesn't surprise me in the slightest.

 
Purelilac [TotalFark] 2008-03-30 10:59:48 PM  
Everyone involved, even peripherally, should kill themselves. It is the greater good.

 
Danger Avoid Death 2008-03-30 11:03:01 PM  
Zeebot: I always wanted shower head, but it's not that good. I mean, head is head, but there's no particular reason for it to happen in the shower.

Good head doesn't need a reason.

 
doglover [TotalFark] 2008-03-30 11:04:02 PM  
overlord

Lehk: Replace sock with vagina

Story of my life.


That's okay for the winter months, but if you try that shiat in summer you'll have to throw those shoes out at the end of the day.

 
Sline 2008-03-30 11:07:44 PM  
vegasj: knucklebreather: Something tells me there was a baby daddy involved.

nice. water spat out onto a laptop keyboard can't be good. thx.


What? Oh, I get it, because they're black, LOL. knucklebreather should be in show business!

Also, her name was Shenell Johnson? I thought the whole point of ghetto fabulous names was to mangle the spelling to make it sound more French, not less.

Chanéliqque!

 
Buttle not Tuttle 2008-03-30 11:08:04 PM  
Grew up in the Hudson Valley, got in plenty of trouble in Shop Rite parking lots on several occasions, glad to see the torch has been passed on to some enterprising young people. Girl-on-girl fight with showerhead in sock... wouldn't have thought of that back in the day.

 
DrBenway [TotalFark] 2008-03-30 11:12:27 PM  
SwallowTheKnife:

[OBVIOUS] "Annarosa Soto, 20, and Shenell Johnson, 19"


Huh? Explain yourself, please.

 
All Apologies 2008-03-30 11:15:33 PM  
Aw, it's kind of embarrassing to find out that she ended up getting beaten with her own shower head sock and having her nose broken. I'm sure these two ladies will face down again.

The image I get is of big girls, in muumuus.

 
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