Eh, just looks like a recap of this weekend in history.

what the hell....

Lets get this goin!

supermodel thread?

/sharp knees

You had me at Elle Macpherson (NSFW). And that's where I'll stay.

skinink Quote 2008-03-30 11:41:43 PM
You had me at Elle Macpherson (NSFW). And that's where I'll stay.



- no ass

- tits look FAKE even though they're real

- man hands

- good thing we can't see her knees


--Studman69

What in the hell...?

Elle Macpherson cooks burger for Queen Mother spits in it, ends up charging missing most of the burger and loses anyway...?

Okay I'm farking wasted and all I want is a farking good burger. Elle can spit in my burger all she wants.

Perhaps the illicit drugs have rendered me incapable or similarly robbed me of my ability to comprehend the written word, but am I missing something here? Like context or something? each paragraph looks like the first paragraph of a new story.

One Fifty One: What in the hell...?

Elle Macpherson cooks burger for Queen Mother spits in it, ends up charging missing most of the burger and loses anyway...?

Okay I'm farking wasted and all I want is a farking good burger. Elle can spit in my burger all she wants.

She'd probably be loose anyway.

One Fifty One

Excellent use of the new Fark meme!

It all makes sense. A supermodel was born in 1964 and the queen died in 2002. This made the prince sad, and so people ran a marathon in London in 1982.

Bloody Americans can't speak decent English obviously.

My Mind!

Tributes were flooding in too from across the world, including one from Prime Minister Tony Blair.

I don't know who this Dawn Collinson character is, and it sounds like she may not either.

You should hear the one about the Steelers fan and the Seahawks fan.

Did someone say good burger??
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Maybe I need sleep worse than I thought but I missed the transition from lingerie to Elle Macpherson to details on the Queen Mother's to a race.

Let's see... Liverpool... anyone know of any chemical spills that might have gotten into the local water supply? Or was it some drug dealer trying to get rid of the evidence again...?

I know I'm tired, but I'm not stoned.

DUMB STORY DE-GREEN LIGHT UNLESS BETTER EXPLANATION ENSUES.

Pricipal . Caught sayof keeping dementia at bay. Is He dead or not. NMN Says drink. St. Pete Times Looking for chads -OR- "hello, I am write single to salute and wearing leather pants"

buzzgoat: I know I'm tired, but I'm not stoned.

DUMB STORY DE-GREEN LIGHT UNLESS BETTER EXPLANATION ENSUES.

ki4hrg: Maybe I need sleep worse than I thought but I missed the transition from lingerie to Elle Macpherson to details on the Queen Mother's to a race.

Let's see... Liverpool... anyone know of any chemical spills that might have gotten into the local water supply? Or was it some drug dealer trying to get rid of the evidence again...?

Aeonic_Blue: Perhaps the illicit drugs have rendered me incapable or similarly robbed me of my ability to comprehend the written word, but am I missing something here? Like context or something? each paragraph looks like the first paragraph of a new story.

Gotta love a fail thread when people don't know it's a fail thread.

Donald_McRonald: Pricipal . Caught sayof keeping dementia at bay. Is He dead or not. NMN Says drink. St. Pete Times Looking for chads -OR- "hello, I am write single to salute and wearing leather pants wait for answer again."

Wasn't this the original version? Pricipal . Caught sayof school that has stoped Handstandsing " See, told ya so" Is He dead or not. CNN Says yes. St. Pete Times Looking for chads -OR- "hello, I am write single to salute and wait for answer again"

/fbxrd

Barakku: buzzgoat: I know I'm tired, but I'm not stoned.

DUMB STORY DE-GREEN LIGHT UNLESS BETTER EXPLANATION ENSUES.

ki4hrg: Maybe I need sleep worse than I thought but I missed the transition from lingerie to Elle Macpherson to details on the Queen Mother's to a race.

Let's see... Liverpool... anyone know of any chemical spills that might have gotten into the local water supply? Or was it some drug dealer trying to get rid of the evidence again...?

Aeonic_Blue: Perhaps the illicit drugs have rendered me incapable or similarly robbed me of my ability to comprehend the written word, but am I missing something here? Like context or something? each paragraph looks like the first paragraph of a new story.

Gotta love a fail thread when people don't know it's a fail thread.

That's not cool. I spent like ten minutes trying to Divinci Code that shiat into making sense.

Ok, the main page just had some audio from some reality TV shiat or something, wtf is going on

British fail...

I can dig it.

\yawn...

hockeyfarker: Ok, the main page just had some audio from some reality TV shiat or something, wtf is going on

It's the street light! Leave your house SLOWLY. Do Not look at any streetlights.

/If there's an ad with audio, though, report it via farkback.

it makes sense if you take out the headline, the first line about Elle MacPherson, and where it says pictured in the second line next to the queen mother.

I'm wearing lingerie that makes me feel glamorous, so I'm getting a real kick out of these comments.

But what did the Seahawks fan do? Is Elle MacPherson the Steelers fan? This has just been a confusing couple of days.

Melquiades: I'm wearing lingerie that makes me feel glamorous, so I'm getting a real kick out of these comments.

Do you have to be at a marathon in 26 minutes?

buzzgoat: British fail...

I can dig it.

\yawn...

Slashie fail.

They are called "slashies" because they are composed of one or more slashes, not back-slashes

ChadManMn: buzzgoat: British fail...

I can dig it.

\yawn...

Slashie fail.

They are called "slashies" because they are composed of one or more slashes, not back-slashes


/oopers...
//won't happen again

ChadManMn: buzzgoat: British fail...

I can dig it.

\yawn...

Slashie fail.

They are called "slashies" because they are composed of one or more slashes, not back-slashes

what?

\you mean i can't do this
\\or this?

ChadManMn: buzzgoat: British fail...

I can dig it.

\yawn...

Slashie fail.

They are called "slashies" because they are composed of one or more slashes, not back-slashes

Fark ran out of slashes. They're on back-order.

tempathy: ChadManMn: buzzgoat: British fail...

I can dig it.

\yawn...

Slashie fail.

They are called "slashies" because they are composed of one or more slashes, not back-slashes

what?

\you mean i can't do this
\\or this?

it's like a dimpled Chad..man..in MN?
JFK

Danger Avoid Death:

Fark ran out of slashes. They're on back-order.

\+1

This looks like parts of three stories that were accidentally cobbled together.

ChadManMn: Slashie fail.

They are called "slashies" because they are composed of one or more slashes, not back-slashes

Hot damn! I've had it wrong all this time then. My memory may be off, but I'm pretty sure someone once told me that you start at the top of the line, if you draw the line backward its a backslash. But for what its worth, I checked on Wikipedia and you're right. fark me.

Now I'm going to have to convince myself that its still okay to call \\\ "slashies" because technically they're still slashies, albeit backward ones.

what the hell?

who actually died?
and elle macpherson wasn't born March 29, 1964... but 1963

Danger Avoid Death: Fark ran out of slashes. They're on back-order.

Here, have some of mine. I've got plenty unused slashes built up:

//

Hmm, it seems there must be some sort of slash tax as most of the slashes I offered up have disappeared. Unless you took them already...

damn...

the comments are almost as confusing as the story....

michaellasalle: Hmm, it seems there must be some sort of slash tax as most of the slashes I offered up have disappeared. Unless you took them already...

I hear this one's available:

michaellasalle: Hmm, it seems there must be some sort of slash tax as most of the slashes I offered up have disappeared. Unless you took them already...

Let the slashes pay the slash tax.

/The filter was recently modded to remove "extra" slashies
////More than this, I think?

//slash test
///
////
//
//
//end test

I just lost brain cells.

I want them back.

festygrrl: I just lost brain cells.

I want them back.

Look at it this way. If you lose enough of them, you won't miss them.

Aeonic_Blue: I spent like ten minutes trying to Divinci Code that shiat into making sense.

Did you remember that this was a leap year?