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(Gimundo) Cool A Japanese dog waited for his owner for 10 years. Meanwhile, your cat just ditched you for the neighbors because they buy name-brand food   (gimundo.com) divider line 239
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scalpod 2008-03-30 05:10:54 PM  
Dogs are smarter. Yep.

 
Weaver95 [TotalFark] 2008-03-30 05:15:10 PM  
actually, my cats are fanatically loyal. Dumb as a bag of hair...but loyal.

 
YouWinAgainGravity [TotalFark] 2008-03-30 05:16:58 PM  
seymour?

 
staplermofo [TotalFark] 2008-03-30 05:17:51 PM  
I predict this thread will end with a lot of people in tears about an episode of Futurama.

 
kitschnsync [TotalFark] 2008-03-30 05:25:20 PM  
Remember, people... It was retconned so that Seymour was with Frye all along in Bender's Big Score. Now quit your blubbering.

 
acanuck [TotalFark] 2008-03-30 05:26:47 PM  
This news article's got nuthin' on this dog

 
dgc360 [TotalFark] 2008-03-30 05:36:52 PM  
excellent meeting spot, if you're in the area.

Not my pic.

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RocketRod [TotalFark] 2008-03-30 05:37:07 PM  
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/oblig

 
calbert [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-03-30 05:50:47 PM  
YouWinAgainGravity: seymour?

RocketRod: /oblig

I came here to say that.

+1 x 2

 
GoDeep [TotalFark] 2008-03-30 06:07:26 PM  
I love my Akita. She's old, but still talks up a storm.

 
Arthur Jumbles [TotalFark] 2008-03-30 06:12:32 PM  
kitschnsync: Remember, people... It was retconned so that Seymour was with Frye all along in Bender's Big Score. Now quit your blubbering.

But then the universes imploded after an infinite number of Benders boned it. Who knows what the time line is like now.

 
Calamormine [TotalFark] 2008-03-30 06:18:19 PM  
acanuck: This news article's got nuthin' on this dog

Goddamnit acanuck, now I have... uh, dust in my eyes.

Yeah, that's what it is.

/I'm gonna go hug my dog

 
clown-freak 2008-03-30 06:26:31 PM  
*sniff*

 
Dallymo [TotalFark] 2008-03-30 06:36:47 PM  
Bobbie, the Wonder Dog. (^) There's a touching memorial to him in beautiful downtown Silverton, Oregon.

 
susansto-helit [TotalFark] 2008-03-30 06:44:35 PM  
I came to this thread for Seymour. I was not disappointed.

/sniff

 
itazurakko [TotalFark] 2008-03-30 07:07:09 PM  
dgc360: excellent meeting spot, if you're in the area.

If you can find your friend among the other 23405920965108756 people also meeting there, that is. :)

When I was in high school our class went on a field trip to see a movie about Hachiko, I have to admit I cried.

 
KyngNothing [TotalFark] 2008-03-30 07:19:12 PM  

 
SilentStrider [TotalFark] 2008-03-30 07:19:35 PM  
we just picked my cat up from my dads after being gone for a week. I don't think he wanted to come home.

 
ZAZ [TotalFark] 2008-03-30 08:08:12 PM  
I remember a story much like this around the time I first started visiting Fark, back in (...checks own profile...) six years ago? Have I really wasted that much time?

 
baka-san [TotalFark] 2008-03-30 08:17:07 PM  
I'm not going to cry

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Suicidal Writer 2008-03-30 08:44:37 PM  
The Dog's Diary

8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing!
1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 pm - Dinner! My favorite thing!
7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!


The Cat's Diary

Day 983 of my captivity.
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.

The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates my capabilities. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am. Evil People!!

Day 984 of my captivity.
There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.

Day 985 of my captivity.
Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow, but at the top of the stairs. I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released, and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.

The bird must be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now......

 
frostus [TotalFark] 2008-03-30 08:48:39 PM  
Dogs are like kids; cats are roommates.

/have enough kids already

 
kbarham 2008-03-30 08:49:23 PM  
dgc360: excellent meeting spot, if you're in the area.

Not my pic.


Golf clap for Hachicko. He personifies loyalty to Japanese people.

/right across from the most surreal "Blade Runner" intersection anywhere.

 
TheMega 2008-03-30 08:50:52 PM  
Awwwww.. *snif snif* for the article

HOORAY for Futurama!

 
girljen 2008-03-30 08:51:00 PM  
staplermofo: I predict this thread will end with a lot of people in tears about an episode of Futurama.

You're half right.

/the mention of futurama didn't faze me, but the actual story has me crying like a baby

 
fred_chan 2008-03-30 08:51:33 PM  
baka-san: I'm not going to cry

Good kids don't do this!!

/Yay GALS!☆

 
HMS_Blinkin 2008-03-30 08:51:38 PM  
staplermofo: I predict this thread will end with a lot of people in tears about an episode of Futurama.

Yeah, I'll admit it. That episode makes me cry get dust in my eye.

 
irwhiteboi 2008-03-30 08:51:51 PM  
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/Cute

 
ladyway905 2008-03-30 08:53:34 PM  
Dogs are like kids; cats are roommates.

/have enough kids already


Well said, well said.

With that said, I like rats. They don't bite, they require little maintenance, little room, and they likes their snuggle time.

 
Xenothaulus 2008-03-30 08:53:46 PM  
irwhiteboi: /Cute

fark.

 
xebeche_tzu 2008-03-30 08:57:20 PM  
irwhiteboi

You magnificent bastard!

/if you didn't, I was gonna

 
scamp-dun-emer 2008-03-30 08:57:54 PM  
Dammit! Dust in my eyes at work!

 
bmwericus 2008-03-30 08:58:04 PM  
Argos?

 
half-mad-genius 2008-03-30 08:58:17 PM  
Kitties are loyal. My fiancee is a trucker and is gone for weeks at a time. When ever he comes home his cat Kimiko greets him at the car (She usually won't go near a car) and stays glued to his side until he goes back out.

 
USAF Retired 2008-03-30 08:59:14 PM  
Same Story , Different Dog

Link (new window)

 
klepto21 2008-03-30 09:01:18 PM  
Cat isn't God spelled backwards.

 
puffy999 [TotalFark] 2008-03-30 09:01:48 PM  
klepto21: Cat isn't God spelled backwards.

I agree, cats are not satanic.

 
Danger Avoid Death 2008-03-30 09:03:31 PM  
ladyway905: Dogs are like kids; cats are roommates.

/have enough kids already

Well said, well said.

With that said, I like rats. They don't bite, they require little maintenance, little room, and they likes their snuggle time.


But I read in another thread that some of them are alcoholics.

 
Bohemian 2008-03-30 09:04:56 PM  
GoDeep: I love my Akita. She's old, but still talks up a storm.

Ours is old too. Talks at you, bounces when happy and meditates alot.
Best dog I ever had.

 
landrin 2008-03-30 09:05:32 PM  
That Shibuya intersection is crazy. When I was there once I couldn't even get close enough to Hachicko for a photo ...

Still, well worth the trip if your ever close.

 
Software2 2008-03-30 09:06:15 PM  
It took far too long for those Seymour pics to be posted.

/I DARE you to watch that episode and not cry.

 
TeddyRooseveltsMustache [TotalFark] 2008-03-30 09:08:40 PM  
YouWinAgainGravity: seymour?

WIN, THIS THREAD IS WON!

 
Hal5423 2008-03-30 09:09:36 PM  
dgc360: excellent meeting spot, if you're in the area.

Not my pic.


I've been there :).

 
Dallymo [TotalFark] 2008-03-30 09:09:54 PM  
baka-san: I'm not going to cry

How are you holding up? Doing OK?

 
not2bright 2008-03-30 09:09:56 PM  
Software2: It took far too long for those Seymour pics to be posted.

/I DARE you to watch that episode and not cry.


I don't watch that episode anymore.

 
TeddyRooseveltsMustache [TotalFark] 2008-03-30 09:11:16 PM  
YouWinAgainGravity

Also, I would like to present you with this:

www.storiesofwisdom.com

/First one in a while

 
tequila party [TotalFark] 2008-03-30 09:11:57 PM  
so a dog was fed and had a bed at a train station so he stayed there? wow...

 
beatmonkey 2008-03-30 09:12:08 PM  
puffy999: klepto21: Cat isn't God spelled backwards.

I agree, cats are not satanic.


satanic
t a c
cat

hmm....

 
Sir Vanderhoot 2008-03-30 09:12:21 PM  
not2bright: Software2: It took far too long for those Seymour pics to be posted.

/I DARE you to watch that episode and not cry.

I don't watch that episode anymore.


Neither do I

/snif
//not even a dog owner

 
Someothermonkey 2008-03-30 09:12:59 PM  
I expected Seymour and was not disappointed

 
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