/Got nothing
//Waiting for Prince Albert

Rub the weenie in the bottle 3 times and make a wish!

Mods, please delete previous...

Calamormine: /Got nothing
//Waiting for Prince Albert

You know, if I were a sicker man (with PS), I'd give you "Prince Albert" in a can.

And no, not the tobacco.

And no, even if I got Gimp, there's no way in hell I'm gonna GIS for that.

He's right. I do suck at Photoshop. Pops to Flickr.

Wouldn't normally find that in someone's can... Get it? "Can"?

Hello? Is this thing on?

Ouch.

SvartVinbars: Wouldn't normally find that in someone's can... Get it? "Can"?

Hello? Is this thing on?

Well, now I don't have to make that lame joke :)

/Looks painful BTW

Q&D, definitely obvious.

Jamespoon: Q&D, definitely obvious.

but funny nonetheless! Good job.

Alllllllllriiiight

/first Q&D in 2 years

Maxpower42069: I'd drink it, if only to become some kind of Super powered freak.

/tastes better fresh

Lots of good ones here, guys. Lots of LOLs.

El Chode: Alllllllllriiiight

It's not like it has any integrity to begin with.

/saw what you did

/Used in a previous contest
//no votey

Proctologist Iggy Poop: A tribute to Chuck Jones

I loooooove Gossamer.

Stoker: I think miss_j_bean and maxpower were on the right track on this one.

Thanks Stoker... Mine's a lot better than the concept I originally worked on, which was fail city.

endlessoul: /tastes better fresh

Have you learned nothing from Christopher Reeve's adventure on Southpark?

zobear : They already have liquid courage though. It's labeled as Jack Daniels.

MS Paint...Sorry...

Biohazard24: /Used in a previous contest
//no votey

Oh God, if I didn't have arachnophobia before, I do now.

bobtheowl001

+1 for real cool.

That's some funny stuff Jamespoon.

Doh, that's what I get for jumping to the entry box as soon as I saw your post without ...thinking.

/goin to bed
//my apologies, tinsel