Something on the Internet isn't new, stop the presses!

Im talking on my cell phone while having a smoke right now so I'm really getting a...

Now all they have to do is ban cellphones in public places

as with most things you do to yourself....moderation is key.

I dunno about the repeat business, but as for the headline, subby-- I snerted. ;-)

/teh funny, you have it!

this kinda sucked...

damn, i've been using cell phones for . . . 10 years

i'll switch to cigarettes and communicate via smoke signals to be safe

the voices in your head: Repeat.

And in case this is the Boobies:

Boobies!!!!

3-31? voice, do you travel time?

RiverKing: the voices in your head: Repeat.

And in case this is the Boobies:

Boobies!!!!

3-31? voice, do you travel time?

Whatever you do, do NOT eat that bagel. trust me on this

Cute headline. ^_^

I don't know in NYC, I think it's fun to push 90% of the people talking and walking on their phones.........walking and talking...out into the traffic....just a little push....

I'm dying of a brain tumor, lung cancer, and fatal injuries from a car accident caused by me being distracted while driving so i'm really getting a kick out of these replies.

FTA:Khurana - one of the world's top neurosurgeons - based his assessment on the fact that three billion people now use the phones worldwide,and ...(insert relevant findings and info here). That is three times higher than people who smoke. Smoking kills some five million globally each year.

Mom, Can I have a cigarette?

Oh so cell phones are bad for our brains again?

the voices in your head: Boobies!!!!



/attention to this!

Actually, it is spelled "Gigawatt". Giga is a prefix meaning
one billion (a thousand million for British types). So you have
probably heard of Gigabytes, Gigaflops, Gigavolts. Well,
maybe not yet, but you will. This is just like Mega being a prefix
meaning one million. And Kilo meaning one thousand. These all come
from the metric system...
Anyway, the other part of Gigawatt is the watt - a watt is a unit
of electric power, which is energy per unit time. You have probably
heard of 100 watt light bulbs (the standard in the home) or 4 or 7
watt Christmas lights. And there are 60 watt or 150 watt speakers -
all these are related to the brightness or energy used per second.
One watt is equal to one Joule of energy used per second.
Now a volt is something different - it is actually related to energy
according to the amount of charge that experiences it (electricity
is carried around by charged particles - electrons). There is also
current, which is the amount of charge per second (measured in
Amperes, or Amps). Typical household wiring has a fixed voltage
(of 120 Volts) and the electrical equipment determines the current
to get the power it wants. 1 Amp times 1 Volt = 1 Watt, so a
120 Watt light bulb will draw 1 Amp from the wires (given 120 Volts
in your house). If you were producing 121 Gigawatts and trying to send
it through wires at 1 Amp, you would have to run the voltage up to
121 billion volts... This actually is impossible in practice of course.

In health news, living has been proven to lead to death in a new scientific study.

Your killin' me head ...

here are some old and saggy ones

oh here after looking, I did find something I can conFIRM is better.

I've been using a cell phone since 1989. I'm dead already.

steklo: Mom, Can I have a cigarette?

I like this ending a lot better.

The story, linked on the right side of the page, "Man Faces Charges for Having Sex With Picnic Table," was much more interesting.

the voices in your head:

You lock the door
And throw away the key
Theres someone in my head but its not me.

ScubaDude1960: The story, linked on the right side of the page, "Man Faces Charges for Having Sex With Picnic Table," was much more interesting.I have already waxed my table...
after that thread.....

Though it comes from a reputable source, there are three problems with this research.

- Old cell phone transmissions were much more powerful than current ones.

- Brain tumors are extremely, extremely rare. So doubling them makes them... extremely rare.

-- Bluetooth headsets, handsfree car devices all change the research for those of us using the phones now.

/Wasn't Color TV supposed to blind you if you sat too close?
//Weren't microwave ovens supposed to give you cancer as well?

now i have to put my penis gourd on.by.

We know what kind of waves cause cancer. Waves that have a very low wavelength can ionize atoms and break them apart and eventually lead to cancerous tissue.

The waves that are produced by cell phones, radios, TVs, etc do not only NOT have wavelenths that small, but in fact are on the complete OPPOSITE side of the wavelength spectrum.



See the diagram? Gamma rays and x-rays cause cancer and will mess you up. Radio waves, which are what cell phones transmit, are on the wrong side. You're more likely to get cancer from someone shining a flashlight at you.

We're all gonna die!!!!, OMG .... we're all gonna die.

/Eventually.

The man in black fled across the desert,, and the gunslinger followed.

whitman00: Though it comes from a reputable source, there are three problems with this research.

- Old cell phone transmissions were much more powerful than current ones.

- Brain tumors are extremely, extremely rare. So doubling them makes them... extremely rare.

-- Bluetooth headsets, handsfree car devices all change the research for those of us using the phones now.

/Wasn't Color TV supposed to blind you if you sat too close?
//Weren't microwave ovens supposed to give you cancer as well?

Thats mine, whats yours

100% of all life activities end in death.

This is a proven statistic. I have studies.

drharmful: Im talking on my cell phone while having a smoke right now so I'm really getting a...

...tumor?

Everything causes cancer. Nothing is safe. WE'RE ALL DEAD.


/fark all the media fear BS
//weren't cell phones harmless a year ago?

BobtheFascist: I've been using a cell phone since 1989. I'm dead already.

I hope your minutes roll over, since you can't.

So by using a jammer, I would be saving lives.

Good old Faux News. Always pandering to the Freeper technophobe / Luddite. You know, the same kind that oppose flouridation in their water but smoke a pack a day. Tinfoil beanie optional.

Really, this is a link on that page...

Free Ann Coulter Email
Get Ann's weekly column sent to you by email each week!
www.HumanEvents.com

'nuff said.

I'm really looking forward to the Xray camera phone for taking pictures of tumours growing on my bones.
Awesome!

/Gotta go, phone's ringing

AlwaysRightBoy: I don't know in NYC, I think it's fun to push 90% of the people talking and walking on their phones.........walking and talking...out into the traffic....just a little push....

Are you the guy I beat the snot out of three months ago?

/playin?

Danceswithwires: AlwaysRightBoy: I don't know in NYC, I think it's fun to push 90% of the people talking and walking on their phones.........walking and talking...out into the traffic....just a little push....

Are you the guy I beat the snot out of three months ago?

/playin?

I'm pretty sure I lifted my arm and kicked you into traffic...
/last time someone beat the snot out of me was at 22nd and 8th ave.........because I was A white boy walking home with a friend..

RiverKing: the voices in your head:

You lock the door
And throw away the key
Theres someone in my head but its not me.

taken from RiverKing's profile:

whitman00: /Wasn't Color TV supposed to blind you if you sat too close?

Just like safe foot X-Rays, safe Thalidomide, safe Coca-Cola (with real cocaine), etc, etc, etc.

It is, after all, a radio transmitter 1/2" from your brain matter. Don't automatically discount the idea, just because you like to talk on the phone.

Twigz221: The waves that are produced by cell phones, radios, TVs, etc do not only NOT have wavelenths that small, but in fact are on the complete OPPOSITE side of the wavelength spectrum.

Well I'm glad to see you've figured out all possible effects of all possible wavelengths.

YUou mean this means the dickhead driving 20 miles under the limit and swerving because he has to yammer on his cell phone may die from it?

I'm cool with that

/rethinking keeping my cell phone in my pocket (sorry about that, me boys)

Can you cure me now? Can you cure me now? Can you cure me now? Can you cure me now? Can you cure me now? Can you cure me now? Can you cure me now? Can you cure me now? Can you cure me now?

This is either the worst article ever, or this study is complete BS.

Khurana - one of the world's top neurosurgeons - based his assessment on the fact that three billion people now use the phones worldwide. That is three times higher than people who smoke. Smoking kills some five million globally each year.

So the way he came to the conclusion that cell phones may be more deadly than cigarettes is the fact that there's more cell phone users than smokers? That's it?? I guess by that logic Pepsi may be more deadly than cyanide.

FTA: Khurana - one of the world's top neurosurgeons - based his assessment on the fact that three billion people now use the phones worldwide. That is three times higher than people who smoke. Smoking kills some five million globally each year.

Can someone tell me how that means it's more deadly?

Gyrfalcon: 100% of all life activities end in death.

"Healthy" is simply the slowest rate at which you can die.

Twigz221: We know what kind of waves cause cancer. Waves that have a very low wavelength can ionize atoms and break them apart and eventually lead to cancerous tissue.

The waves that are produced by cell phones, radios, TVs, etc do not only NOT have wavelenths that small, but in fact are on the complete OPPOSITE side of the wavelength spectrum.



See the diagram? Gamma rays and x-rays cause cancer and will mess you up. Radio waves, which are what cell phones transmit, are on the wrong side. You're more likely to get cancer from someone shining a flashlight at you.

Hey! We'll be having none of that there logic there son. This is fark!
sofa_King_2006: steklo: Mom, Can I have a cigarette?

I like this ending a lot better.

I loled.

the voices in your head: Repeat.And in case this is the Boobies:

Boobies!!!!

Your one
twice
three times a FAILure.......

Twigz221: We know the effects of radio wavelengths on humans over a short term, for eg. radiation will kill you in very short bursts. What hasn't been studied very thoroughly is what the long term effects are.

Can it not be safely assumed that if short wavelength radio has an effect then long wavelength will also have an effect, the question being how long is needed before the statistics are quantifiable, yes?

I mean, just look up the long term effects of some light spectrum on humans: Melanoma^{^}.