Nice one, Subby.

+1

ZOMG HILLARY TOOK SNIPER FIRE INVENTED THE INTERNET AND GAVE CHELSEA A HOT MAKEOVER AT THE SAME TIME!!1!ONE

/Beat the HRC fanboys to it

Three dependents?

ceremony_1968: ZOMG HILLARY TOOK SNIPER FIRE INVENTED THE INTERNET AND GAVE CHELSEA A HOT MAKEOVER AT THE SAME TIME!!1!ONE

You left off the part about her inventing the polio vaccine.

ZAZ: Three dependents?

Chelsea, Bill, and Buddy II?

/got nothing

Can parents become dependents? Because then it would be her parents and Chelsea.

Needs a satire tag.

"Did I ever tell you about the time Hillary went hunting? Hillary decides she's going to hunt down all four of the Banana Splits. She stalks and kills every one of them with a machete. They all begged for their lives...except Fleegle."

Someone buy that person a ruler.

(Funny, nonetheless)

i love the sniper thing. makes me laugh each time i see it.

DamnYankees: Needs a satire tag.

And sitcoms need laugh tracks.

Hetfield: DamnYankees: Needs a satire tag.

And sitcoms need laugh tracks.

You know there is a Satire tag, right? It never gets used. So sad...

xtex: ceremony_1968: ZOMG HILLARY TOOK SNIPER FIRE INVENTED THE INTERNET AND GAVE CHELSEA A HOT MAKEOVER AT THE SAME TIME!!1!ONE

You left off the part about her inventing the polio vaccine.

Or being names after Sir Edmund Hillary

/ actually that one's forrizzal

Am I dense or is that the most worthless piece of information I looked at today? Is this a joke?

You left out the part about the Selma bridge.

/oops, wrong one

child_god: Am I dense or is that the most worthless piece of information I looked at today? Is this a joke?

Yes.

Wow, that joke's almost as funny as the last 10,000 times I've seen it used.

DamnYankees: You know there is a Satire tag, right? It never gets used. So sad...

Yeah, I just thought it's sad when people need to be told when to laugh. But then I read child_god's comment, and now I agree with you.

LOL Jees this is getting funny.

She is so scared of being shown for what she is, she can't even let people see her tax forms without redactions she feels she can't let out.

Lame. Did you put that together yourself, FAILmitter?

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Ed Finnerty: child_god: Am I dense or is that the most worthless piece of information I looked at today? Is this a joke?

Yes.

You're lucky I wasn't drinking when I read that, Ed. You'd be paypaling me the cost of a keyboard, monitor, and vintage OD green pants.

/bastid
//heh

SilentStrider: i love the sniper thing. makes me laugh each time i see it.

I suspect we'll all be sick of it by the convention. Heh.

ZAZ: Three dependents?

First thing I saw.

Since, you know, that's the only information you can actually discern.

This can't be real. Shennanigans.

DamnYankees [TotalFark] Quote 2008-03-30 06:25:58 PM
Needs a satire tag.

This was satire? I had no way of knowing. Yes, please give us the satire tag so we don't have to guess.

Filed jointly?

I call shennanigans as well.

/Probably not far from the truth however...

shanrick: "Did I ever tell you about the time Hillary went hunting? Hillary decides she's going to hunt down all four of the Banana Splits. She stalks and kills every one of them with a machete. They all begged for their lives...except Fleegle."

I first read that as "Hillary decides she's going down on"

Well, this was a waste of time. Not subby's fault, but the only thing we can tell is that she has three dependents (who are they, anyway?)

This is a joke people. Don't believe everything you see on the intertubes.

Again, Hillary has not released her tax returns. This is a joke.

Nero Kalem: So basically, she just released a blank income tax return form with Bills and Her names on it.

No, she hasnt released anything.

Next up, win big in the new game show "Am I a Gullible American or What?"

I am finding it hard to believe that people still believe that she will ACTUALLY release her tax returns. What do you think she is waiting for, for them to magically become releasable???

/shaking head
/the power of collective misbelief

bolzy: I am finding it hard to believe that people still believe that she will ACTUALLY release her tax returns. What do you think she is waiting for, for them to magically become releasable???

/shaking head
/the power of collective misbelief

See those black marks on the satirical tax form? Yeah, it's taking this long to make sure all of those are in place on her real taxes. There's a lot of pages and nothing we deserve to see. She has the hitman she used to kill Vince Foster classified as a business exspense.

It's fun when people don't get a joke. Even if it's a lame joke.

Nero Kalem: So basically, she just released a blank income tax return form with Bills and Her names on it.

Dude, it's a joke.

She hasn't released shiat. Be all bold and red about that.

Elmo Jones, glad I made you laugh.

Falcc: See those black marks on the satirical tax form? Yeah, it's taking this long to make sure all of those are in place on her real taxes. There's a lot of pages and nothing we deserve to see. She has the hitman she used to kill Vince Foster classified as a business exspense.

I thought she strangled him with her bare hands...

Wait, is this a joke? I thought she hadn't released anything.

gilgigamesh: ZAZ: Three dependents?

First thing I saw.

Since, you know, that's the only information you can actually discern.

This can't be real. Shennanigans.

It's a joke.

I can haz shot?

Why does she have alimony, unemployment compensation, and farm income to redact in the first place?

Falcc: bolzy: I am finding it hard to believe that people still believe that she will ACTUALLY release her tax returns. What do you think she is waiting for, for them to magically become releasable???

/shaking head
/the power of collective misbelief

See those black marks on the satirical tax form? Yeah, it's taking this long to make sure all of those are in place on her real taxes. There's a lot of pages and nothing we deserve to see. She has the hitman she used to kill Vince Foster classified as a business exspense.

is this even true?

bolzy: is this even true?

As true as the aim of a Bosnian sniper on a tarmac

Good one, Subby. Had me going there for a second. But the 3 dependents thing made me raise my eyebrows and the fact that even she wouldn't be silly enough to obscure all the numbers tipped me off.


As to the topic of her 1040:

If she has a joint return with Bill, I'd be curious to see how much money he's made from shilling for Dubai

IStateTheObvious: Next up, win big in the new game show "Am I a Gullible American or What?"

that would be a cool show. or we could call it "are you smarter than a Fox news viewer?"

Is that a hoax?

/seriously

well how can she release them if they don't exist?
she's 'privileged', as she likes to say.

/ or maybe its just an old woman being stubborn just to be that way.

HulkHands: Can parents become dependents? Because then it would be her parents and Chelsea.

Isn't Chelsea over 19?
She can't be a dependent.

farkinuggin: Isn't Chelsea over 19?

She's 27 years of rich and powerful woman.


That Chelsea Clinton is one piece of ace.

So, she DID file tax returns like most everyone else!

That's all the accountability we need. Good to see someone's workin' on it.

Wow, I could have filled out a blank form with all the same info. What's the point?

/these aren't real are they?