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(Some Guy) Amusing Hillary finally releases part of her tax return. And those aren't redaction lines, they're holes from sniper's bullets   (img253.imageshack.us) divider line 60
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GoDeep [TotalFark] 2008-03-30 04:10:44 PM  
Nice one, Subby.

+1

 
ceremony_1968 [TotalFark] 2008-03-30 04:24:06 PM  
ZOMG HILLARY TOOK SNIPER FIRE INVENTED THE INTERNET AND GAVE CHELSEA A HOT MAKEOVER AT THE SAME TIME!!1!ONE

/Beat the HRC fanboys to it

 
ZAZ [TotalFark] 2008-03-30 05:02:35 PM  
Three dependents?

 
xtex 2008-03-30 05:51:30 PM  
ceremony_1968: ZOMG HILLARY TOOK SNIPER FIRE INVENTED THE INTERNET AND GAVE CHELSEA A HOT MAKEOVER AT THE SAME TIME!!1!ONE

You left off the part about her inventing the polio vaccine.

 
xtex 2008-03-30 05:52:05 PM  
ZAZ: Three dependents?

Chelsea, Bill, and Buddy II?

/got nothing

 
HulkHands [TotalFark] 2008-03-30 06:04:11 PM  
Can parents become dependents? Because then it would be her parents and Chelsea.

 
DamnYankees [TotalFark] 2008-03-30 06:25:58 PM  
Needs a satire tag.

 
shanrick [TotalFark] 2008-03-30 06:45:04 PM  
"Did I ever tell you about the time Hillary went hunting? Hillary decides she's going to hunt down all four of the Banana Splits. She stalks and kills every one of them with a machete. They all begged for their lives...except Fleegle."

 
Ed Finnerty 2008-03-30 07:18:32 PM  
Someone buy that person a ruler.

(Funny, nonetheless)

 
SilentStrider [TotalFark] 2008-03-30 07:22:18 PM  
i love the sniper thing. makes me laugh each time i see it.

 
Hetfield 2008-03-30 07:23:17 PM  
DamnYankees: Needs a satire tag.

And sitcoms need laugh tracks.

 
DamnYankees [TotalFark] 2008-03-30 07:27:21 PM  
Hetfield: DamnYankees: Needs a satire tag.

And sitcoms need laugh tracks.


You know there is a Satire tag, right? It never gets used. So sad...

 
lelio 2008-03-30 07:29:08 PM  
xtex: ceremony_1968: ZOMG HILLARY TOOK SNIPER FIRE INVENTED THE INTERNET AND GAVE CHELSEA A HOT MAKEOVER AT THE SAME TIME!!1!ONE

You left off the part about her inventing the polio vaccine.


Or being names after Sir Edmund Hillary

/ actually that one's forrizzal

 
child_god 2008-03-30 07:32:18 PM  
Am I dense or is that the most worthless piece of information I looked at today? Is this a joke?

 
Descartes 2008-03-30 07:32:33 PM  
You left out the part about the Selma bridge.

/oops, wrong one

 
Ed Finnerty 2008-03-30 07:32:43 PM  
child_god: Am I dense or is that the most worthless piece of information I looked at today? Is this a joke?

Yes.

 
vdantev 2008-03-30 07:34:16 PM  
Wow, that joke's almost as funny as the last 10,000 times I've seen it used.

 
Hetfield 2008-03-30 07:39:26 PM  
DamnYankees: You know there is a Satire tag, right? It never gets used. So sad...

Yeah, I just thought it's sad when people need to be told when to laugh. But then I read child_god's comment, and now I agree with you.

 
saintstryfe 2008-03-30 07:40:08 PM  
LOL Jees this is getting funny.

She is so scared of being shown for what she is, she can't even let people see her tax forms without redactions she feels she can't let out.

 
Shaggy_C 2008-03-30 07:41:42 PM  
Lame. Did you put that together yourself, FAILmitter?

-1

 
Elmo Jones 2008-03-30 07:46:27 PM  
Ed Finnerty: child_god: Am I dense or is that the most worthless piece of information I looked at today? Is this a joke?

Yes.


You're lucky I wasn't drinking when I read that, Ed. You'd be paypaling me the cost of a keyboard, monitor, and vintage OD green pants.

/bastid
//heh

 
ceejayoz 2008-03-30 07:55:02 PM  
SilentStrider: i love the sniper thing. makes me laugh each time i see it.

I suspect we'll all be sick of it by the convention. Heh.

 
gilgigamesh 2008-03-30 07:58:48 PM  
ZAZ: Three dependents?

First thing I saw.

Since, you know, that's the only information you can actually discern.

This can't be real. Shennanigans.

 
Lord_Baull 2008-03-30 08:06:13 PM  
DamnYankees [TotalFark] Quote 2008-03-30 06:25:58 PM
Needs a satire tag.


This was satire? I had no way of knowing. Yes, please give us the satire tag so we don't have to guess.

 
Does Not Matter 2008-03-30 08:06:39 PM  
Filed jointly?

I call shennanigans as well.

/Probably not far from the truth however...

 
magores 2008-03-30 08:09:28 PM  
shanrick: "Did I ever tell you about the time Hillary went hunting? Hillary decides she's going to hunt down all four of the Banana Splits. She stalks and kills every one of them with a machete. They all begged for their lives...except Fleegle."

I first read that as "Hillary decides she's going down on"

 
I need a new name 2008-03-30 08:10:01 PM  
Well, this was a waste of time. Not subby's fault, but the only thing we can tell is that she has three dependents (who are they, anyway?)

 
IStateTheObvious 2008-03-30 08:13:53 PM  
This is a joke people. Don't believe everything you see on the intertubes.

Again, Hillary has not released her tax returns. This is a joke.

 
Nero Kalem 2008-03-30 08:15:03 PM  
So basically, she just released a blank income tax return form with Bills and Her names on it.

 
IStateTheObvious 2008-03-30 08:19:05 PM  
Nero Kalem: So basically, she just released a blank income tax return form with Bills and Her names on it.

No, she hasnt released anything.

Next up, win big in the new game show "Am I a Gullible American or What?"

 
bolzy 2008-03-30 08:26:40 PM  
I am finding it hard to believe that people still believe that she will ACTUALLY release her tax returns. What do you think she is waiting for, for them to magically become releasable???

/shaking head
/the power of collective misbelief

 
Falcc 2008-03-30 08:32:50 PM  
bolzy: I am finding it hard to believe that people still believe that she will ACTUALLY release her tax returns. What do you think she is waiting for, for them to magically become releasable???

/shaking head
/the power of collective misbelief


See those black marks on the satirical tax form? Yeah, it's taking this long to make sure all of those are in place on her real taxes. There's a lot of pages and nothing we deserve to see. She has the hitman she used to kill Vince Foster classified as a business exspense.

 
Stupid Floppy Clownshoes 2008-03-30 08:34:07 PM  
It's fun when people don't get a joke. Even if it's a lame joke.

 
Ed Finnerty 2008-03-30 08:35:29 PM  
Nero Kalem: So basically, she just released a blank income tax return form with Bills and Her names on it.

Dude, it's a joke.

She hasn't released shiat. Be all bold and red about that.

Elmo Jones, glad I made you laugh.

 
c152atn67 2008-03-30 08:47:58 PM  
Falcc: See those black marks on the satirical tax form? Yeah, it's taking this long to make sure all of those are in place on her real taxes. There's a lot of pages and nothing we deserve to see. She has the hitman she used to kill Vince Foster classified as a business exspense.

I thought she strangled him with her bare hands...

 
t3knomanser 2008-03-30 08:56:38 PM  
Wait, is this a joke? I thought she hadn't released anything.

 
moothemagiccow 2008-03-30 09:02:47 PM  
gilgigamesh: ZAZ: Three dependents?

First thing I saw.

Since, you know, that's the only information you can actually discern.

This can't be real. Shennanigans.


It's a joke.

 
tatum 2008-03-30 09:15:19 PM  
www.thejump.net

I can haz shot?

 
ThematicDevice 2008-03-30 09:29:06 PM  
Why does she have alimony, unemployment compensation, and farm income to redact in the first place?

 
bolzy 2008-03-30 09:33:08 PM  
Falcc: bolzy: I am finding it hard to believe that people still believe that she will ACTUALLY release her tax returns. What do you think she is waiting for, for them to magically become releasable???

/shaking head
/the power of collective misbelief

See those black marks on the satirical tax form? Yeah, it's taking this long to make sure all of those are in place on her real taxes. There's a lot of pages and nothing we deserve to see. She has the hitman she used to kill Vince Foster classified as a business exspense.


is this even true?

 
Falcc 2008-03-30 09:40:13 PM  
bolzy: is this even true?

As true as the aim of a Bosnian sniper on a tarmac

 
67 Beetle 2008-03-30 09:48:17 PM  
Good one, Subby. Had me going there for a second. But the 3 dependents thing made me raise my eyebrows and the fact that even she wouldn't be silly enough to obscure all the numbers tipped me off.


As to the topic of her 1040:

If she has a joint return with Bill, I'd be curious to see how much money he's made from shilling for Dubai

 
Someothermonkey 2008-03-30 09:51:43 PM  
i152.photobucket.com

 
Hobodeluxe [TotalFark] 2008-03-30 10:14:34 PM  
IStateTheObvious: Next up, win big in the new game show "Am I a Gullible American or What?"

that would be a cool show. or we could call it "are you smarter than a Fox news viewer?"

 
Mr Logo 2008-03-30 10:16:25 PM  
Is that a hoax?

/seriously

 
JSTACAT [TotalFark] 2008-03-30 10:34:56 PM  
well how can she release them if they don't exist?
she's 'privileged', as she likes to say.

/ or maybe its just an old woman being stubborn just to be that way.

 
farkinuggin 2008-03-30 10:40:27 PM  
HulkHands: Can parents become dependents? Because then it would be her parents and Chelsea.

Isn't Chelsea over 19?
She can't be a dependent.

 
Shaggy_C 2008-03-30 11:02:16 PM  
farkinuggin: Isn't Chelsea over 19?

She's 27 years of rich and powerful woman.

tbn0.google.com
That Chelsea Clinton is one piece of ace.

 
evilboyevil 2008-03-30 11:37:24 PM  
So, she DID file tax returns like most everyone else!

That's all the accountability we need. Good to see someone's workin' on it.

 
CravenMorehead 2008-03-30 11:42:33 PM  
Wow, I could have filled out a blank form with all the same info. What's the point?

/these aren't real are they?

 
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