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(Chicago Tribune) Unlikely What is it, Mayor? / A very big cat? / Loose in North Chicago / How 'bout that? / It could be lost in the trees/ Or on the ground / Folks, get your snowflakes inside / Before it gobbles you down   (chicagotribune.com) divider line 25
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mentalmidget 2008-03-30 05:51:37 PM  
And the mayors name is Leon?

I think he knows more than he is letting on.

 
JimBob_ 2008-03-30 06:01:54 PM  
mentalmidget: And the mayors name is Leon?

/and Leon is getting LAAARRRGERRRRR.....

 
JonnyBGoode 2008-03-30 06:04:17 PM  
Well the north side of Chicago
Is the baddest part of town
And if you go up there
You better just beware
Of a cat...

 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark] 2008-03-30 06:05:11 PM  
First San Francisco. Then Florida. Now Chicago.

THE KITTIES ARE TAKING OVER THE WORLD!!!!!

Film at 11.

 
ShirleySerious 2008-03-30 06:09:04 PM  
This is in North Chicago, not the North Side of Chicago. North Chicago is a post-industrial, rust belt hell hole suburb.

 
Beauf 2008-03-30 06:12:08 PM  
They just confirmed that there is a wild cougar hanging around Milton, WI, not too far away. From genetic tests they believe it is from North Dakota's cougar population and migrated to southern WI. Maybe it kept going.

 
ohnonotfloridaagain [TotalFark] 2008-03-30 06:12:46 PM  
farm4.static.flickr.com

 
Thatguy 2008-03-30 06:13:01 PM  
JonnyBGoode: Well the north side of Chicago
Is the baddest part of town
And if you go up there
You better just beware
Of a cat...


He got a custom continental
He got an eldorado too
He got a 32 gun in his pocket for fun
He got a razor in his shoe

 
Danger Avoid Death 2008-03-30 06:14:02 PM  
Later in the day, a police officer reported seeing the feline near a youth center.

Cue new lolcat: "I are in yur yoot center eatin' yur yoots."

 
sober 2008-03-30 06:14:44 PM  
it's a good thing most citizens of north chicago are gang bangers and have the weapons to deal with this kind of threat.

 
guitarpick2002 2008-03-30 06:14:46 PM  
Funk Brothers: These guys can catch the big cat. They live in North Chicago.

THIS! Oh, and +1 for the subby for making me chuckle.

Maybe the big cat that same panther that got loose and attacked Jon Arbuckle in his car at Lake Wobegon. Obscure?

 
fillg 2008-03-30 06:22:13 PM  
Yeah, we supposedly had a lion on the loose here. Nobody ever found it but there are several people in the area with licenses or permits to keep them so I figure whoever's lion got out, they found it before anyone else and just took it back home.
http://www.wlwt.com/news/3271687/detail.html

 
atomiccat 2008-03-30 07:03:46 PM  
Here kitty kitty.....

 
Danger Avoid Death 2008-03-30 07:23:22 PM  
A cougar on the loose? Probably looking to nail the bus boy.

 
Feldspar Q. Walrustitty 2008-03-30 07:24:04 PM  
Meh. There's a mountain lion that lives near me. Folks around here see it all the time. Don't bother us much, 'cept when it munches on the occasional goat.

Wildcats are dime a dozen in these parts. Coyotes too. Can I gets me a news article now?

 
Marko DeBeeste 2008-03-30 08:01:33 PM  
I hope this man eating pussy taunts the authorities with caturday pics

 
I'm That Guy 2008-03-30 08:39:21 PM  
Gotta love the 'Ads By Google' on the page

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/sorry, too lazy to screenshot

 
Sky King 2008-03-30 10:21:17 PM  
The Warhawks will eliminate this wildcat.

/former NCCHS'r

 
Scott77 2008-03-30 10:22:58 PM  
Treat it like a skunk; stay away from it.

/how I handle all wild animal sightings

 
blkhwk86 2008-03-30 10:46:18 PM  
I'm That Guy: Gotta love the 'Ads By Google' on the page

Cougar Dating
Find Local Cougars For Dating. 100% Free. Join Now!
www.DateACougar.com

/sorry, too lazy to screenshot


I was laughing sooo farking hard on that. Woke all of my roommates up.

 
suede1 2008-03-30 11:54:58 PM  
i call shenenigans. its a sailor or sailors on leave. they are wearing camo from one of the many military surplus stores. and some funky one paw print stamp thingy on one hand. its a hoax. too bad, tho, North Chicago does have need of some natural selection. i think the average big cat could out hunt your average suburban gangbanger.

 
Insthegirlide 2008-03-31 02:25:51 AM  
that cat is in the wrong neighborhood. But seriously...i think it's at least once a year in lake/cook county that there's suddenly a cougar around. And y'know, there probably is. Maybe he'll eat some yappy dogs.

Meanwhile, anyone remember the coyote in teh downtown quizno's? That was kinda interesting...

 
goofass 2008-03-31 03:51:38 AM  
I came for the "LOLCat" pics and was a little disappointed. And I don't even like cats. But you know what? Maybe it's not a cat at all...
www.hermancohen.com

 
tartcake 2008-03-31 05:19:45 AM  
"Being a cat, it could be on the ground or up in a tree, or anywhere," the mayor said.

yes, exactly. It could be anywhere. Even in the ceilings. Be careful, Chicago.

 
absurdistan 2008-03-31 11:22:10 AM  
Found it.
i141.photobucket.com

and this...
i141.photobucket.com

 
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