Semper Fi!

Ooo-rah!

Badassed. He should have taken the kid's money as well.

He should have made the kid mow his lawn

Awesome old man.

Good for you, Pop. I owe you a beer at the American Legion.

Hero trifecta in play

Stories like this warm my heart.

The best part of this tale: he turned that twerp's happy sack into a hacky sack!

He said don't step closer.

"You want my money? I'll reauchambeau for it. Here, I'll go first."

/Semper Fi, Marine. Semper Fi.

FTFA: The man told the boy he was a former Marine who fought in three wars and had been threatened with knives and bayonets, Bair said.

If that kid had had ANY brains at all, he would have walked away right there.

/love it when dumbasses get their just desserts!
//too bad he's not in jail though
///Go Marines!

In before some asshole shiats in this thread

That'll teach him to respect his elders.

In other news, a former marine will have to register as a sex offender for the rest of his life for touching a 15-year-old-boy inappropriately.

Man with brass balls kicks teen in bruised balls.

Approves

Loves to hear about Grunts Kickin A$$

Badass Marine trifecta is now in play.

/there aren't any "former" Marines, just Marines

No such thing as a former Marine, subby.

Heres a link to an interview with him. Link (new window)

TheGreatZarquon: /there aren't any "former" Marines, just Marines

THIS

/TA fails for describing the guy as a "former" Marine

Marines are never out groined....

I freaking love these stories. It's like instant Karma: do someting stupid, get kicked in the jimmy.

I'm all for 84-year-old Marines kicking the crap out of teen thieves (or thieves of any age, for that matter), but:

When the boy stepped closer, the man kicked him in the groin, knocking him to the sidewalk...

He kicked him in the balls, big whoop. Last time I checked, you don't have to be a Marine to do that.

/still cool, though

I'm here to kick ass and pop Geritol, and I'm all out of Geritol...

Sharkface217: No such thing as a former Marine, subby.

Sure there is. That is what those who used to serve in the Marines prefer to be called.

I think you have confused former marine with ex-marine.

honestly, I don't get my panties in a bunch either way.

/former marine

I Said: He should have made the kid mow his lawn

For the Win!
And Marines everywhere

imfarkingawesome: Heres a link to an interview with him. Link (new window)

Hmm according to that, he's a former army paratrooper, not a Marine. But that's still very badass. I liked the parting shot to the dumbass kid's teeth.

/you rock, old man!

imfarkingawesome: Heres a link to an interview with him. Link (new window)

Ok, so he wasn't a Marine. But he did kick the kid in the teeth while he was writhing on the ground. Awesome!

imfarkingawesome: Heres a link to an interview with him. Link (new window)

Hmm... that link says he was Army.

He wasn't a Marine.

He's retired 101st Airborn

Next, the follow up where the mother of the teen is suing the marine for assaulting her precious little snow flake...

As a current Marine I would have to say that 'former marine' is in fact what we call people who got out. 'Ex-Marine' is the one we don't like.

40oz_A_Knight

I'm here to kick ass and pop Geritol, and I'm all out of Geritol...

very well done.

If you try to rob any old person you deserve to be kicked in the groin. Semper Fi!

TheGreatZarquon: Badass Marine trifecta is now in play.

/there aren't any "former" Marines, just Marines

Except, he's neither; he was an Army Staff Sergeant.
Or at least, that's what he said in the video interview.

paygun: In before some asshole shiats in this thread

What does this mean?

101st Airborne Infantry. Purple Heart.


/Nuff said.

fatassbastard: I'm all for 84-year-old Marines kicking the crap out of teen thieves (or thieves of any age, for that matter), but:

When the boy stepped closer, the man kicked him in the groin, knocking him to the sidewalk...

He kicked him in the balls, big whoop. Last time I checked, you don't have to be a Marine to do that.

/still cool, though

Probably wasn't your standard civilian kick to the yarbles but a full fledged trained marine punt. Hoo-ra

So when will he be running for president?

99.9% of thieves are stupid.

smokedog22: Approves

Loves to hear about Grunts Kickin A$$


I met R. Lee Ermey during a celebrity golf tournament in 2002. Even though he's older than my Dad, I had no doubts that he could kick my ass as easily as he could make a cup of coffee. (Nice guy, though, signed an autograph and had his picture taken with me.)

Back to the subject:

If there are any Santa Rosa Farkers out there, be sure to buy this guy a beer or whiskey.

Also:

I'm surprised this took place in Santa Rosa....seems more like something that would have happened in Richmond.

fatassbastard: I'm all for 84-year-old Marines kicking the crap out of teen thieves (or thieves of any age, for that matter), but:

When the boy stepped closer, the man kicked him in the groin, knocking him to the sidewalk...

He kicked him in the balls, big whoop. Last time I checked, you don't have to be a Marine to do that.

/still cool, though

Not many 84-year-olds out there who could kick anything without falling down and breaking a hip.

Well done, sir.

Well done.

Wishes there were a video to be put on "America's hysterical shots to the nuts" program.

I especially like the description of the suspect.

Please, people, if you have any information about a 15 or 16 year old male in the Santa Rosa area, please contact police.

/I guess you can at least be on the lookout for someone walking funny

jimjazz:
Probably wasn't your standard civilian kick to the yarbles but a full fledged trained marine punt. Hoo-ra

Hehehe, Yarbles.

mentalmidget: /I guess you can at least be on the lookout for someone walking funny


And talking in a high-pitched voice.

Bravo!
Still.......the few, the proud, the dead on the beach.